Monday, May 8, 2017

TRUMP: Everything Is Obama's Fault

Obama Warned Trump Against Hiring Mike Flynn, Say Officials
Former President Obama warned President Donald Trump against hiring Mike Flynn as his national security adviser, three former Obama administration officials tell NBC News.
The warning, which has not been previously reported, came less than 48 hours after the November election when the two sat down for a 90-minute conversation in the Oval Office.



New presidents often blame predecessors for various things. Trump may be first to blame his national security adviser on his predecessor. - Peter Baker NYT








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump



USA 2003: France sucks let's change the name of French fries to Freedom fries.
France 2017: The USA sucks let's not elect a Nazi president.
- OhNoSheTwitnt‏








First Trudeau, Now Macron. Oh La La! 
The new French president-elect was little known abroad until recently, having never before been elected to public office. Born in 1977, the former investment banker is backed by a new political movement, En Marche!

















Trump said, “I’m President, can you believe it?” I did believe it before, but now that he’s said it, doesn’t that make it a lie? - Bette Midler



Here is the White House Press Release On Firing Sally Yates On January 30, 2017 - Childish Blather









Republican Shenanigans



Scientists? We Don't Need No Scientists!
The Environmental Protection Agency dismissed a number of scientists on a key review board Friday, and a spokesperson for the agency discussed the possibility that it would replace them with representatives of the industries the agency regulates.








Imagine the NYT doing this for Obama, or President Hillary




Democrats are calling for the new Republican healthcare bill to be called “Trumpcare.” Experts say that’s the first time the words “Trump” and “care” have ever been said together. - Jimmy Fallon








From A Longtime AHNC Viewer

Dear Congressman:

Our little town awoke today to the distinctive springtime aroma of horse manure. But this morning’s stench came not from our Amish neighbors fertilizing their fields; it came from your vote in favor of the American Health Care Act.

The Washington Post offered some vivid and appropriate descriptions of the AHCA.  In various articles, it was described as “wrong,” “problematic,” “misguided,” “foolish,” “an abomination,” “malicious,” “hypocritical,” “careless,” “reckless,” “tragic,” “disgraceful,” “sloppy,” “half-baked,” “indifferent to human suffering,” and “an act of monstrous cruelty.”

That about sums it up.

Yet you voted for it.  What were you thinking?

This is the act that is supposed to “repeal and replace” Obamacare.  Yet it does neither.

This is the act that is supposed to deliver on the President’s promises:

“Insurance for everybody” – WRONG.
“No one will lose coverage” – WRONG.
“No cuts to Medicaid” – WRONG.
“Nobody will be worse off financially” – WRONG.
“Everybody’s going to be taken care of” – WRONG.

Yet you voted for it.  Seriously, what were you thinking?

At least the AHCA does not provide for “death panels.”  But then, it doesn’t have to: you and 216 of your fellow Republicans have decided to cast yourselves in that role.  Who needs death panels when we have you?

But hey, now you can fund a tax cut for people like me!  Thanks a lot.  And in the immortal words of Kevin in Home Alone: “Keep the change, ya filthy animals.”

Sincerely,
~Rick







Today, Trump tweeted that the media is out of control, saying that they will do or say anything to get attention. Then he honked the horn of an 18-wheeler, posed for a picture with Kid Rock, and accused Obama of spying on him from his microwave. - Jimmy Fallon


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Victory for Macron, for France, the EU, & the world. 
Defeat to those interfering w/democracy. (But the media says I can't talk about that) - Hillary Clinton








The Losers Of The Civil War Continue To Cause Problems
A divisive statue of Confederate military leader Pierre Gustave Toutant Beauregard won't go down without a legal fight.. Longtime resident Richard Marksbury is suing New Orleans and seeking a temporary restraining order to prevent the city from ..






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House Republicans today voted on and passed an Obamacare replacement bill without knowing how much it could cost. Though I’m not surprised — they also voted on an Obama replacement without knowing the cost. - Seth Myers









Yay! The Return Of Yellow Journalism!
Sinclair Broadcast Group Inc.'s $3.9 billion deal to acquire Tribune Media Co. marks the first in what's expected to be a frenzy of media and telecom dealmaking under the looser regulatory climate of the Trump administration.










According to a new biography, former President Obama proposed to a serious girlfriend he had before he met Michelle Obama, but he paused so long she walked away. - Seth Myers



I wish I had a car and a puppy!


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No need for a fishing pole when you've got these feathered friends

Peace.

Friday, May 5, 2017

Trumpcare

Democrats turn up the pressure on Republicans for health-care vote
Democrats and health groups charted out their next moves to protect the Affordable Care Act and turn up the pressure on Republicans, who are defending their health-care overhaul legislation they barely managed to heave across the finish line in the...



BABY BOOMERS: Why aren't millennials starting families?!
ALSO BABY BOOMER: (handing me a bag of leeches) Here's your health coverage.
- Jesse McLaren







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


We've now reached the point where if a Twitter profile has too many American Flags it might actually be Russian. - John Fugelsang






Where Will Earthings Colonize To?
It’s no secret that physicist Stephen Hawking thinks humans are running out of time on planet Earth.
In a new BBC documentary, Hawking will test his theory that humankind must colonize another planet or perish in the next 100 years. 



Trump had a big phone call with Vladimir Putin, where they agreed to work together on handling Kim Jong Un. You know a leader’s unstable when Trump and Putin are like, “We gotta keep an eye on that guy!”- Jimmy Fallon






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House Republicans just took healthcare away from American children with cancer but it's ok because they're so pro-life.  - John Fugelsang








Senate Asks For Russian Contacts
The Senate Intelligence Committee is asking President Trump's former campaign aides for information on any contact they might have had with Russian officials as part of the panel's probe into Moscow's election interference.
Chairman Richard Burr (R-N.C.) and ranking member Mark Warner (D-Va.) have sent letters to former campaign chairman Paul Manafort, former national security advisor Michael Flynn and former campaign advisers Roger Stone and Carter Page







 FBI Director James Comey said the thought that he helped Donald Trump get elected president makes him “mildly nauseous.” Comey then excused himself to attend a meeting of Underreacters Anonymous. - Conan O'Brien

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GOP passed a health care bill so bad they exempted themselves from it. They may live longer, but when they die, it’s straight to hell! - Bette Midler



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Remember, it's possible that none of this would be happening now if Anthony Weiner had just gotten a mistress like a normal congressman. - John Fugelsang






Geez, Trying To Hide Their Coverups?
The Chairman of the House Committee on Financial Services sent a letter last month to the head of the Treasury Department instructing him to decline Freedom of Information requests relating to communications between the two offices, a letter that open records advocates called "deeply troubling."


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Nissan is developing technology that blocks cellphone signals so people won’t be distracted by their smartphones. First Nissan will put the technology in their cars, then they’ll put it in the Oval Office. - Conan O'Brien




Trump Speaks With Rupert Murdoch Almost Daily
New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman was interviewed by Times Australia bureau chief Damien Cave Thursday, and made an interesting revelation: President Donald Trump “speaks to [Rupert] Murdoch now almost every day.”









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Thank you! I only have $63 left of bills to pay!



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John Lennon, 1974.

Peace.

Thursday, May 4, 2017

They Did It. The Bastards Are Overturning Obamacare.

GOP Health Bill Jeopardizes Out-of-Pocket Caps in Employer Plans
Last-minute amendment would allow states to obtain waivers from certain Affordable Care Act requirements



Cutting health care, handing out guns like candy, threatening nuclear war - it's like the whole Republican Party is a Death Panel. - Elliot Lutzig







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


First presidential foreign trips 
Obama  - Canada
Bush - Mexico
Clinton - Canada
Bush snr - Canada
Reagan - Mexico
Trump - Saudi Arabia



Trump questioned why America had a Civil War and suggested President Andrew Jackson could have prevented it, even though Jackson died 16 years before the Civil War started. Coincidentally, 50 years from now, the name “Donald Trump” is going to be the answer to the question, “Why was there a second Civil War?” - James Corden







Republican Handmaid's Tale ?
President Donald Trump has invited conservative leaders to the White House on Thursday for what they expect will be the ceremonial signing of a long-awaited—and highly controversial—executive order on religious liberty, according to multiple people familiar with the situation.






There may be no more wall between Church & State but there's an epic f*cking giant wall between Jesus and his right-wing fan clubs. - John Fugelsang






Republican Shenanigans


Been thinking about it all day, and I'm not sure I can concoct a crueler policy than letting insurers charge a woman extra for being raped. - Teddy Goff







Comey Questioned In Secret Today
Members of the House intelligence committee will get a second round of questioning in with FBI Director James Comey on Thursday -- this time behind closed doors -- after weeks of wrangling that almost knocked the House Russia ..








While campaigning, Trump promised--repeatedly--not to touch Medicaid. The bill he's backing today savages Medicaid. $880 billion in cuts. - Brian Klaas



I Just Threw Up In My Mouth A Little
Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski Are Engaged. Scarborough proposed while the pair were on holiday in France and Monaco to celebrate Brzezinski’s 50th birthday.







White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer gave a new interview where he said that he loves his job and is humbled to have it. Then Spicer blinked his eyes in Morse code to spell out “HELP ME.” - Jimmy Fallon


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Republican Blames Obama For Capping Presidential Pension
Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) suggested on Wednesday that former President Barack Obama's planned $400,000 speech to a Wall Street firm is the driving force behind a coming measure to cap presidential pensions. 







This is all our fault.  If we hadn't accepted pre-existin' condition coverage from a black President, Trump wouldn't have to take it away. - Tea Pain


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Republicans are uninsuring Trump voters to pay off Trump donors. - LOLGOP








Republicans "Unreform" And Unprotect Consumers From Wall Street
The House Financial Services Committee approved a bill Thursday to repeal and roll back significant pieces of the Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act.





The GOP celebration of the ACHA passing is a bit premature, but don't worry, they still have coverage for preexisting conditions like that. - OhNoSheTwitnt





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I'm so old I remember when Republican President Richard Nixon wanted businesses to pay 75% of health insurance.






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There's no partridge in the bear tree.

Peace.