Friday, May 5, 2017

Trumpcare

Democrats turn up the pressure on Republicans for health-care vote
Democrats and health groups charted out their next moves to protect the Affordable Care Act and turn up the pressure on Republicans, who are defending their health-care overhaul legislation they barely managed to heave across the finish line in the...



BABY BOOMERS: Why aren't millennials starting families?!
ALSO BABY BOOMER: (handing me a bag of leeches) Here's your health coverage.
- Jesse McLaren







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


We've now reached the point where if a Twitter profile has too many American Flags it might actually be Russian. - John Fugelsang






Where Will Earthings Colonize To?
It’s no secret that physicist Stephen Hawking thinks humans are running out of time on planet Earth.
In a new BBC documentary, Hawking will test his theory that humankind must colonize another planet or perish in the next 100 years. 



Trump had a big phone call with Vladimir Putin, where they agreed to work together on handling Kim Jong Un. You know a leader’s unstable when Trump and Putin are like, “We gotta keep an eye on that guy!”- Jimmy Fallon






Republican Shenanigans


House Republicans just took healthcare away from American children with cancer but it's ok because they're so pro-life.  - John Fugelsang








Senate Asks For Russian Contacts
The Senate Intelligence Committee is asking President Trump's former campaign aides for information on any contact they might have had with Russian officials as part of the panel's probe into Moscow's election interference.
Chairman Richard Burr (R-N.C.) and ranking member Mark Warner (D-Va.) have sent letters to former campaign chairman Paul Manafort, former national security advisor Michael Flynn and former campaign advisers Roger Stone and Carter Page







 FBI Director James Comey said the thought that he helped Donald Trump get elected president makes him “mildly nauseous.” Comey then excused himself to attend a meeting of Underreacters Anonymous. - Conan O'Brien

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GOP passed a health care bill so bad they exempted themselves from it. They may live longer, but when they die, it’s straight to hell! - Bette Midler



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Remember, it's possible that none of this would be happening now if Anthony Weiner had just gotten a mistress like a normal congressman. - John Fugelsang






Geez, Trying To Hide Their Coverups?
The Chairman of the House Committee on Financial Services sent a letter last month to the head of the Treasury Department instructing him to decline Freedom of Information requests relating to communications between the two offices, a letter that open records advocates called "deeply troubling."


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Nissan is developing technology that blocks cellphone signals so people won’t be distracted by their smartphones. First Nissan will put the technology in their cars, then they’ll put it in the Oval Office. - Conan O'Brien




Trump Speaks With Rupert Murdoch Almost Daily
New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman was interviewed by Times Australia bureau chief Damien Cave Thursday, and made an interesting revelation: President Donald Trump “speaks to [Rupert] Murdoch now almost every day.”









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Thank you! I only have $63 left of bills to pay!



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John Lennon, 1974.

Peace.

Thursday, May 4, 2017

They Did It. The Bastards Are Overturning Obamacare.

GOP Health Bill Jeopardizes Out-of-Pocket Caps in Employer Plans
Last-minute amendment would allow states to obtain waivers from certain Affordable Care Act requirements



Cutting health care, handing out guns like candy, threatening nuclear war - it's like the whole Republican Party is a Death Panel. - Elliot Lutzig







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First presidential foreign trips 
Obama  - Canada
Bush - Mexico
Clinton - Canada
Bush snr - Canada
Reagan - Mexico
Trump - Saudi Arabia



Trump questioned why America had a Civil War and suggested President Andrew Jackson could have prevented it, even though Jackson died 16 years before the Civil War started. Coincidentally, 50 years from now, the name “Donald Trump” is going to be the answer to the question, “Why was there a second Civil War?” - James Corden







Republican Handmaid's Tale ?
President Donald Trump has invited conservative leaders to the White House on Thursday for what they expect will be the ceremonial signing of a long-awaited—and highly controversial—executive order on religious liberty, according to multiple people familiar with the situation.






There may be no more wall between Church & State but there's an epic f*cking giant wall between Jesus and his right-wing fan clubs. - John Fugelsang






Republican Shenanigans


Been thinking about it all day, and I'm not sure I can concoct a crueler policy than letting insurers charge a woman extra for being raped. - Teddy Goff







Comey Questioned In Secret Today
Members of the House intelligence committee will get a second round of questioning in with FBI Director James Comey on Thursday -- this time behind closed doors -- after weeks of wrangling that almost knocked the House Russia ..








While campaigning, Trump promised--repeatedly--not to touch Medicaid. The bill he's backing today savages Medicaid. $880 billion in cuts. - Brian Klaas



I Just Threw Up In My Mouth A Little
Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski Are Engaged. Scarborough proposed while the pair were on holiday in France and Monaco to celebrate Brzezinski’s 50th birthday.







White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer gave a new interview where he said that he loves his job and is humbled to have it. Then Spicer blinked his eyes in Morse code to spell out “HELP ME.” - Jimmy Fallon


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Republican Blames Obama For Capping Presidential Pension
Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) suggested on Wednesday that former President Barack Obama's planned $400,000 speech to a Wall Street firm is the driving force behind a coming measure to cap presidential pensions. 







This is all our fault.  If we hadn't accepted pre-existin' condition coverage from a black President, Trump wouldn't have to take it away. - Tea Pain


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Republicans are uninsuring Trump voters to pay off Trump donors. - LOLGOP








Republicans "Unreform" And Unprotect Consumers From Wall Street
The House Financial Services Committee approved a bill Thursday to repeal and roll back significant pieces of the Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act.





The GOP celebration of the ACHA passing is a bit premature, but don't worry, they still have coverage for preexisting conditions like that. - OhNoSheTwitnt





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I'm so old I remember when Republican President Richard Nixon wanted businesses to pay 75% of health insurance.






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There's no partridge in the bear tree.

Peace.

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

FBI Director's Testimony. Sad.

Comey hearing: FBI chief defends 'right choice' on handling Clinton email probe
FBI Director James Comey strongly defended Wednesday his decision to alert Congress just days before the 2016 election about his agency's investigation into emails potentially related to Hillary Clinton's personal server, telling senators while the idea of impacting the election made him "mildly nauseous," he would not change what he did.



Russia hacked for him
Wikileaks leaked for him
Media nonstop promoted him
Comey shilled for him
And all along he told us it would be rigged. - John Fugelsang







Comey's "speak or conceal" explanation falls completely apart when you recall he chose "speak" for the Clinton probe & "conceal" for Trump. - Matthew Miller



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President Trump also said he would be honored to meet North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. Trump said, “He’s my kind of guy — he’s crazy, he’s overweight, and he has a ridiculous haircut. We should get together!” - Conan O'Brien





The Trump Effect
A wealthy Manhattanite was arrested for beating an Asian man while shouting about immigrants and “white power,” police said.
Steven Zatorski, 48, was arrested and charged with assault after witnesses told an NYPD transit cop about the beating, according to police.












Trump is a politician for people who found Michele Bachmann too cerebral. - Andy Borowitz







Republican Shenanigans


Obama denies wiretapping Trump: "Like I’d want to hear more from that fool." - Andy Borowitz








Trump's Tweets Bash Comey And Clinton
President Donald Trump on Tuesday night bashed his FBI director, James Comey, and Hillary Clinton, after Clinton placed some blame on the FBI for her loss in the 2016 election.





Comey says he's "mildly nauseous" about his effect on President election.
The guy destroyed America & all he needs is a little Pepto Bismol? - Erik Bransteen







New Yorkers Should Throw Rotten Apples At Trump
...Thursday, Trump will return to his home city for the first time since becoming president.
He might not like what he finds. Despite having spent almost 70 years of his life in the Big Apple, stepping out on the town, cultivating and manipulating tabloid newspapers, and slapping his name on anything that didn’t move, he is widely unpopular in New York City.





An Australian family managed to save the life of a lizard they found at the bottom of their pool by performing CPR on it. Can you imagine putting your lips on a lizard? And then Melania Trump was like, “Yeah, I can.” - James Corden



Donald and Melania have very similar signatures.



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Media: "When is Hillary going to take full responsibility?"
Hillary: "I take full responsibility"
Media: "WHY WON'T HILLARY SHUT UP"
- Jeff Tiedrich


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Only the KGB knows for sure.
Hillary Places Blame Where It Belongs
Hillary Clinton delivered her most forceful critique of President Donald Trump's 2016 victory on Tuesday, taking personal responsibility for her failed campaign but also pointed to the timing of a letter from FBI Director James Comey and Russian interference as factors.
"If the election had been on October 27, I would be your president," she told CNN's Christiane Amanpour at a Women for Women International event in New York.



President Trump said yesterday that being president has been a big burden on his family. “Yes, but somehow we manage,” said Melania from her penthouse in New York. - Seth Myers



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House Republicans are again trying to repeal and replace Obamacare, even though they don’t have the votes. House Republicans defended themselves and said, “Please, it’s a soothing ritual that comforts us.” - Conan O'Brien





The Trump Effect Continues 
President Donald Trump's travel ban and the "drastic changes" his administration has introduced in his first four months as president has hurt business at United Arab Emirates-based luxury hotel and lifestyle group H'Mark Hospitality, says the company



"Muslim headscarves? What a cruel & primitive superstition!" screamed the circumcised Western man. - John Fugelsang‏





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Thank you!
Only a few dollars more and all bills will be paid!






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The Flying Duck Orchid. Wow, nature mimics nature.

Peace.