Friday, November 18, 2016

He sent in the clowns

Donald Trump's Team Shows Few Signs of Post-Election Moderation
President-elect Donald J. Trump is picking up the pace with his cabinet and top White House staff choices, and despite the fervent wishes of some Democrats that some views expressed during the campaign would be moderated after the election, the new administration’s team is maintaining a decidedly conservative bent.


The craziest, most unbelievable story of National Fast Food Day has got to be the one that has come out of Russia, where Burger King just debuted a new item in honor of our president-elect called the Trump burger. It comes with a very spicy sauce, onion rings, and jalapenos; just like Trump’s election, it’s really hard to swallow. - James Corden





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The only way I can deal with our current reality is by pretending I'm binge watching a super dark Netflix series.- Andy Borowitz






Meanwhile, The Adults Are Trying To Stop Russia From Further Infiltrating The U.S.
The top Democrat on the House Oversight Committee called Thursday for an investigation into Russia's meddling in the US election, in a letter sent to the Republican in charge of the committee.







Being a villain in To Kill a Mockingbird is now a qualification to join the Trump administration. - LOLGOP



Republican Shenanigans

Jeff Sessions was too racist to be a judge so Donald Trump just made him America's top cop. Any questions? - John Fugelsang




Russians are our friends.

Trump Is Surrounding Himself With Conspiracy Clones
The son of top Donald Trump adviser and retired Army Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn regularly shares conspiracy theories, expletive-filled posts, and racially insensitive sentiments on Twitter and Facebook, a CNN KFile review of his social media presence reveals.




Regret to inform that I cannot see the Trump tweets you're referring to, as I am blocked by the f*cking President of the United States. - David Roth




Man With Zero Government Experience Having Trouble Assembling Government for Some Reason. - Andy Borowitz

Trump's Conspiracy Advisor
Alex Jones believes the Sandy Hook massacre was staged with child actors. He’s also a friend and advisor to the president-elect, who he says promised to go on his show. Erica Lafferty, the daughter of slain Sandy Hook Principal Dawn Hochsprung, finds their association appalling.



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Stephen Hawking just said that humanity should find another planet to live on in the next thousand years, but I think we should seriously try to do it in the next four.- Andy Borowitz





Here Is Some Really Bad News
Political people in the United States are watching the chaos in Washington in the moment. But some people in the science community are watching the chaos somewhere else - the Arctic.






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Everyone should really stop picking on #MelaniaTrump. I mean, you wouldn't pick on Eva Braun would you?- Kona Lowell




Biz/Tech News

According to a new poll, almost 60 percent of Americans believe Donald Trump should compromise with Democrats. Like, instead of a wall at the Mexican border, maybe a beaded curtain?- Seth Myers




Bravo Amazon!
Amazon chose to highlight a moment of friendship between a Christian and a Muslim in their Christmas advertisement this year ― and it's exactly the kind of interfaith solidarity the world needs to focus on right now.


A female astronaut is about to become the oldest woman to fly into space. And this is pretty amazing, she’s going to do it without a rocket ship [shows photo of Hillary], just take off with rage.- Seth Myers


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A moment caught before sheer happiness.

Peace.

Thursday, November 17, 2016

How To Keep America Safe

Steve Bannon reported to the FBI for allegedly violating campaign finance laws
Donald Trump's senior White House adviser may have been paid illegally during the campaign with super


"We've made everything into a game show, and now we're reaping the consequences of it."- Bill Maher





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When I hear of a Muslim Registry, all I can think about is the yellow star Nazis made Jews wear.- PaulD Tweet


First They Start A Registry, The Tattoos Are Next
A Donald Trump supporter cited the United States’ use of internment camps for Japanese-Americans during World War II as precedent for Trump’s rumored registry of Muslim immigrants.




Commission Ponders Whether China Should Own More Of The USA
Warning of a threat to national security, the U.S.-China Economic and Security Review Commission wants the United States to block Chinese state-owned companies from carrying out takeovers in the country.
Chinese companies are buying up foreign businesses at a record rate this year, fueling unease and objections in some Western countries. Deals for technology companies have caused particular concerns.


Before world leaders can meet with Trump, they will be forced to listen to a one-hour sales presentation for Trump condos in Boca. - Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans

"Speak softly and carry a big stick" - Theodore Roosevelt
"Rant incoherently and be a big dick" - The new motherf*cker - Michael Ian Black






Neener, neener, neener, I can lie all that I want now!

Kellyanne Conway To Join Trump Administration
Kellyanne Conway says she may join President-elect Donald Trump’s administration, though being a mother of four has made her hesitant.




Remember, no matter what rough times you're going through, at least Kellyanne Conway isn't in the same room talking to you right now.- Andy Borowitz



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One week later and this does feel like run-up to Iraq War era: weakened Dems, irresponsible press, and GOP leading country into abyss. - Eric Boehlert





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Witness The Natural Mating Instinct Of An A**Kissing Texan
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) says Democrats appear to be getting "nuttier and nuttier," blasting protests against Donald Trump after the left’s calls to respect the presidential election's results.


Trump Transition Team Postpones America Being Great Again Until 2024. - Andy Borowitz


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Jobless claims have now declined to their lowest level in 4 decades. Trump voters are fed up with this!- Andy Borowitz






Trump Is Suing D.C. For Being An Expensive Landlord
Donald Trump is suing Washington D.C. and you probably won’t be shocked to learn why: to avoid paying taxes.
This is actually the second time that Trump – technically Trump Post Office LLC, an LLC owned by Trump and his children – has sued D.C. over the same incident.







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Love and Peace.

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Nepotism

Donald Trump Requests Security Clearance for Son-in-Law Jared Kushner
...It's unprecedented for a "child or family member" to receive security clearances, said Bradley Moss, a national security lawyer who has held that kind of security clearance and clerked for the National Security Archive.
He added, "You can't hold a security clearance as an informal advisor — there is no such concept."


What could be more comforting to Americans than an incompetent President-elect bein' advised by his even less competent kids? - Tea Pain





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The quickest way to get rid of Trump is to tell him the U.S. is 240 years old. He'll immediately leave us for a younger, prettier nation. - Tea Pain







From His Golden Throne, Assad Thinks Trump Is A Natural
"We cannot tell anything about what he's going to do,” Assad said Tuesday in his first public reaction to the U.S. electoral results.




Donald Trump considering Rudy Giuliani for Secretary of State. Awesome! The humanitarian crisis in Syria will be solved with stop-and-frisk! - Tea Party Cat




I hate fake news. But the real news is now actually worse. - LOLGOP


Republican Shenanigans


Republicans Insist That Obama Must Stop Being President. NOW!
The Office of Management and Budget disregarded the Republicans' plea in a statement. "The administration will continue to be guided by the same rigorous practices and principles used to develop and review regulations that have been upheld throughout ...


If Trump is serious about unifying the country, that would really disappoint his biggest fans. - LOLGOP




I appreciate all the white men vouching for how *not* racist their well-documented anti-Semitic white supremacist buddy Steve Bannon is.- Tina Dupuy

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BREAKING: House GOP announces end to Hillary investigations, saying “we all know they were just bullsh-t to keep her out of office.”- Tea Party Cat




It Is Somewhat Comforting Knowing Half The Voters Aren't Nuts
As Americans' votes continue to be counted, Hillary Clinton's lead over Donald Trump in the popular vote has grown to more than 1 million ...

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Biz/Tech News

Pretty sure the only thing this administration will be good at is taking away your health insurance.- LOLGOP





Trump's Only Billionaire Supporter Speaks
“Both are good friends of mine but, more importantly, they are two of the smartest people I know.” Longtime Donald Trump supporter and activist investor Carl Icahn confirmed on Tuesday that the president-elect is looking at Wall Street veteran Steven ...







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A Red-Eyed Tree Frog Mother with her babies. I love their suction cup toes.

Peace.