This is how I feel today!

It is worth watching to the end -- tons of symbolism.

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Poll: Clinton has 90 percent odds of winning
Monday’s results found Clinton leading Trump 45 percent to 42 percent in the projected popular vote on the night before Election Day.


Hillary will win. Trump is going to sue. Repeat.


Who had more of a mandate than Obama in 2008? And the GOP treated him as if he'd won the presidency in a cereal box.- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Iraqi experts probe mass grave site found near IS-held Mosul
• Netanyahu attacks Israeli media, singles out investigative journalist
• Seoul, Tokyo close to inking security cooperation pact

Trump's going to show us when he gets his Twitter account back and tweets the nuclear codes.- LOLGOP

From Arkansas To GITMO
It's "going away" day for one Arkansas Army Guard unit. Soldiers of the 119th Mobile Public Affairs Detachment are on their way to Cuba for nine months.


Republican Shenanigans

• Trump claims Patriots quarterback Tom Brady voted for him — despite the QB saying he hasn't even voted yet
• Coulter: Trump would win 50 states if only people with US-born grandparents voted
• After flirting with white-supremacists for months, Trump ends campaign with an unmistakably anti-Semitic ad

Kellyanne Conway, being pulled over: 
Ma'am, you were going 90
I wasn't going anywhere
What
I'm not in a car
What
This is a hammock
- Olivia Nuzzi

Another Cheney In The House?
All but guaranteed to win the U.S. House seat once held by her father, former Vice President Dick Cheney, Liz Cheney made a final campaign swing Monday through Wyoming's energy hub cities of Gillette and Casper.

71% say Trump has the temperament to assault the first woman president. - LOLGOP

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Rock The Voter News

• First Election Day results: Dixville Notch goes for Clinton
• Obamas combine forces with the Clintons to fend off Trump

My 11 year-old daughter just made up a great joke: I bet Donald J. Trump brags that his middle initial stands for genius. - Jen Crittenden


Palin & Trump Will Soon Be In SNL's Greatest Hits
Clinton's campaign pushed back against Palin. "We are grateful to Sarah Palin for coming to remind Ohioans that voters here rejected Trump's brand of fear-mongering and divisive politics eight years ago.

Trump: "They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. And today, they're bringing votes."- Andy Borowitz

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Absolved of the crime of using email. Still under investigation for being an ambitious woman who committed herself to a life of service.- LOLGOP

"Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." ~ Neil Gaiman

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Awkward.

I lost the Business and Odd News sections. :(  But posted anyway!

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Time To Deflate Photo

May this shining country go to sleep tonight in the arms of a good woman.

Peace.

Here she comes...

College kids, if you're refusing to vote in this election because "I don't like my options" good luck with life after graduation.- OhNoSheTwitnt

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Islamic State brutality comes to light after military advance
• Russia Preparing For War? More Missiles, Submarines For Poland As Baltic Warmongering Escalates In Europe
• Filipino militants 'abduct German, kill wife on yacht'

FBI Director Comey stepping back from rigging election for Trump proves election rigged against Trump, says Trump. - John Fugelsang

Comey Flips More Than A Crack House Mattress 
James Comey should not simply be fired as director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. He must be barred forever from any form of public service.
In the last 10 days, Comey has whipsawed the election for president of the United States. Now we know he did it for no reason.

The Borowitz Report: According to Clinton-campaign sources, the new slogan is designed to appeal to suburban women, a group of voters that has historically opposed blowing up the planet.

Republican Shenanigans

• Trump transition eyeing Rudy as AG, Newt as Sec of State, Reince as possible chief of staff  :-O
• Donald Trump Jr. defends retweet of 'assassination attempt' claim 
• The New York Times used 2 full pages to print all of Donald Trump's insults from the campaign
• Chris Wallace says GOP should drop Clinton email investigations if she is elected: "America’s got other problems."

This Tuesday ask yourself how happy you want to make David Duke, ISIS, Putin, the KKK, Kim Jong-un, the American Nazi Party & this guy.- John Fugelsang

Donald Trump Is Guaranteed To Win An Emmy For His Alec Baldwin Impression. - John Fugelsang

Trump To Privatize Roads
So this is kind of cute. While most of us were tearing our hair out over the FBI and Hillary Clinton's emails last weekend, Donald Trump's campaign quietly released a plan to privatize new infrastructure development in the United States. 


When it's all over Kellyanne Conway can go back to being that mother who kills the better cheerleader so her daughter makes the squad. - Karen Kilgarrif

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Trump just said his campaign is considered the greatest movement in the history of the country. (Guessing abolitionists a close 2nd) - Christopher Hayes

Rock The Voter News

• Hillary Clinton Is the World's Choice for US President, Poll Finds
• President Obama's chief tech boss explains the shortage of women in tech 
• Supreme Court rejects Dem voter intimidation lawsuit in Ohio

"Based on our review, we have not changed our conclusions that we expressed in July with respect to Sec Clinton" - James Comey, FBI Director who should resign for fooling around with a presidential election

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October Surprise: Comey investigates Hillary
November Surprise: Comey clears Hillary
January Surprise: Comey fired by Hillary. - Andy Borowitz

Biz/Tech News

• Oil rises on Clinton election optimism but dollar
• Russian govt signs decree to sell 19.5 percent stake in Rosneft
• News Corp posts quarterly loss as print ad sales fall
• Smith & Wesson Plans Name Change

Can wait for Trump's non-millionaire donors to realize their candidate just redistributed their wealth.  To himself.- John Fugelsang

Dow Jumps 371 Points After FBI Clears Hillary, Again.
Investors rushed back into U.S. stocks, sending the S&P 500 to its biggest gain since March. It was the latest sign of heightened volatility heading into the U.S. election...


The Food and Drug Administration is asking people what they use Nutella for, and 37 percent said dessert, 23 percent said as a spread, and 40 percent said they use it as a replacement for their girlfriend.- James Corden

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Odd News

• Internet freezes for 'mannequin challenge' craze
• Australian Police Find Baby Koala In A Backpack
• Snake scares passengers on Aeromexico plane to Mexico City
• Report: German man loses wedding band, carrot unearths it
• Colorado city uses toilet paper to help repair cracked roads

Time To Deflate Photo

Again, a photo of turquoise water, please excuse my obsession. This lovely scene is in Blue Pools,  Queenstown, New Zealand.

Peace.