Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Trumptation

Obama on FBI: 'We don't operate on innuendo'
President Obama briefly addressed the FBI's reopened investigation into Hillary Clinton's email practices for the first time, saying in an interview posted Wednesday that the agency does not “operate on innuendo" and emphasizing that there is no ...


I don’t see why ordinary citizens are allowed to vote when we could just as easily let the FBI just decide who the president should be.- Tea Party Cat






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Hey GOPs
I insult POWS & Gold Star parents
Lied about raising $6 million for vets
5 deferments to avoid Nam
And you gimme your $
Bwah ha ha.
. John Fugelsang


Trump may need amnesty.

Moscow Shuts Down Amnesty International
Authorities in Moscow have sealed the offices of the rights watchdog Amnesty International...Sergei Nikitin wrote on Facebook that he and his colleagues were not able to enter their offices on November 2, saying the main door to the building was broken and that the locks on other doors had been changed.




I just hope that none of these newly found emails contain Donald Trump’s tax returns, or this really could be something new and important! - Tea Party Cat





I'm nostalgic for the days when the FBI and the Russians weren't on the same side. - Andy Borowitz


Republican Shenanigans

If you back Trump for president, you've already made the argument that you'd rather wreck the country than let Democrats govern. - LOLGOP




When Trump Loses, These Guys Are Taking Over With Their Guns
wn a Georgia country road, camouflaged members of the Three Percent Security Force have mobilized for rifle practice, hand-to-hand combat training — and an impromptu campaign rally for Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump...“We’ve building up for this, just like the Marines,” he said. “We are going to really train harder and try to increase our operational capabilities in the event that this is the day that we hoped would never come.”


Trump could have used his rallies to build an army of door knockers. Instead they're mostly a way for dudes to yell at reporters in person.- LOLGOP





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They say if Trump gets elected, it'll change the electoral map forever, mainly because Trump will sell the blue states to Russia. - Tea Pain





Trump: I grab them in the pussy!

Women: He grabbed me in the pussy!

GOP: The women are lying!! - Tina Dupuy



Rock The Voter News

 "I’m here vouching for Mrs. Clinton and I think it’s high time somebody did." - Bill Weld, Libertarian VP nominee



Inspired By Trump
A black church in Mississippi was burned and spray-painted with "Vote Trump" and authorities said on Wednesday they were probing the incident as a hate crime committed one week before the U.S. presidential election





Comey Says FBI Investigating Hillary's Ties to Bill Clinton. - Andy Borowitz



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Trump won’t release his taxes before election. And he was never hacked! Weird, when you know his password is probably just “Pu55y.” - Bette Midler





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If you think going to a Trump rally is frightening now, just wait until it becomes mandatory.- Warren Holstein


Obama And The Pipeline
President Obama addressed the Dakota Access Pipeline controversy for the second time Tuesday, saying his administration is looking for way to reroute the pipeline. 





The FBI offered no specifics about their ongoing investigation of George Clinton, the founder of Parliament-Funkadelic. - Andy Borowitz






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Darn. 3 days until $105 worth of bills are due.


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Time To Deflate Photo

I would love to shop for fruit and vegetables this way.

Peace.

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

November Surprise


A Veteran Spy Has Given the FBI Information Alleging a Russian Operation to Cultivate Donald Trump
... "In my communications with you and other top officials in the national security community, it has become clear that you possess explosive information about close ties and coordination between Donald Trump, his top advisors, and the Russian government…The public has a right to know this information."


Congratulations to everyone who had "one" for how many black presidents it would take for conservatives to fall in love with Russia. - LOLGOP







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Good thing we have Trump's tax returns so we can say with all certainty that Russians aren't funding Trump's campaign.- LOLGOP


FBI Investigating Trump's Campaign Manager? Sorta.
The FBI has been conducting a preliminary inquiry into Donald Trump's former campaign manager Paul Manafort's foreign business connections, law enforcement and intelligence sources told NBC News Monday.
Word of the inquiry, which has not blossomed into a full-blown criminal investigation, comes just days after FBI Director James Comey's disclosure that his agency is examining a new batch of emails connected to an aide to Hillary Clinton.






Trump is authoritarian fraudster who has attacked women, African-Americans, Latinos, Muslims, disabled, and more. All that w/o help from Putin. - emptyheel tweet


Republican Shenanigans

Republicans didn't discover they were against voting until it helped them win Florida in 2000.- LOLGOP




Republicans Warned By Judge
A federal judge has ordered the Republican National Committee to explain in detail whether it is running any poll watching or “ballot security” operations in conjunction with Donald Trump's presidential campaign.


Nation Plans to Take Week-long Shower After Election. - Andy Borowitz





When Bernie Tweets, It Berns
A tweet by Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) sent a pharmaceutical company’s stock reeling on Tuesday.
Eli Lilly's stock dropped nearly two percent after Sanders criticized the rising price of the company's Humalog brand insulin---

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Rock The Voter News

Trump is a poor person’s idea of a rich person. They see him. They think, ‘If I were rich, I’d have a fabulous tie like that.' - Annie Lebowitz




Saw This On Facebook

Clinton emails. Trump admitting sexual assault. Clinton emails. Trump charity fraud. Clinton emails. Trump calls for nuclear proliferation. Clinton emails. Trump calls for national stop and frisk. Clinton emails. Trump violates trade embargo with Cuba. Clinton emails. Trump sued over Trump U fraud. Clinton emails. Trump bribes DA. Clinton emails. Trump doesn't pay taxes for 20 years. Clinton emails. Trump employs campaign manager involved in illegal corruption with Russia. Clinton emails. Trump calls for ban of an entire religion from entering US. Clinton emails. Trump lied about support for Iraq War over and over in debate. Clinton emails. Trump in court for rape of a minor. Clinton emails. Trump unaware of Russia's Crimea occupation. Clinton emails. Trump unaware of situation in Syria. Clinton emails. Trump penalized for racist housing discrimination. Clinton emails. Trump files for bankruptcy 6 times. Clinton emails. Trump goes 0-3 in debates by showing scant knowledge of world politics. Clinton emails. Trump slams people for being POWs. Clinton emails. Trump calls mexicans rapists. Clinton emails. Trump questions judge's integrity because of parent's heritage. Clinton emails. Trump deletes emails involved in casino scandal. Clinton emails. Trump commits insurance fraud after florida hurricane. Clinton emails. Trump has dozens of assault victims and witnesses come forward with allegations of abuse. Clinton emails. Trump attacks former Ms America for being overweight. Clinton emails. Trump tweets about sex tapes at 3am. Clinton emails. Trump calls for US citizens to be sent to Gitmo. Clinton emails. Trump calls for more extreme forms of torture to be used. Clinton emails. Trump asks why can't we use our nukes if we have them. Clinton emails. Trump calls for offensive bombing attack on sovereign nations because someone gave the middle finger. Clinton emails. Trump calls to kill women and children of suspected terrorists. Clinton emails. Trump says women should be punished for having abortions. Clinton emails. Trump makes fun of disabled people. Clinton emails. Trump calls for end of freedom of the press. Clinton emails. Trump calls global warming a chinese hoax. Clinton emails. Trump praises Putin and Kim Jong Un's strong leadership. Clinton emails. Trump openly admits to not paying his employees during debate. Clinton emails. Trump calls Obama an illegitimate noncitizen hundreds of times over 7 years. Clinton emails. Trump uses campaign donations to enrich his own businesses. Clinton emails. Trump says Ted Cruz involved in JFK assassination unironically citing National Enquirer. Clinton emails. Trump says laziness is an inherent trait in black people. Clinton emails.




In case the insanity of this is unclear, I repeat: Trump Org had a server designed to secretly, exclusively communicate with a Russian bank. - Julia Ioffe

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Biz/Tech News

I took a screenshot of this ad on Yahoo this morning. Is Trump having a going-out-of-business sale?




"If men got pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament." - Gloria Steinem



Well, I Guess Hillary Will Never Be The Pope
The Catholic Church's ban on women priests will stand forever, Pope Francis said Tuesday. The pontiff made the declaration in response to a female reporter asking if he thought women would one day serve as Catholic priests and bishops...









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It's the 1st of the month!


Thank you!
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Time To Deflate Photo

Incredible artwork by Molly Gambardella.


Peace.

Monday, October 31, 2016

The Immigrants Are Coming!

Trump: Clinton will let 650M immigrants into U.S.
GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump raised eyebrows at a rally Sunday, when he claimed his rival would let 650 million immigrants into the county.


Trump said HRC would let 650 million immigrants into the US in 1 week.     But you've probably already assumed he lies about size.- John Fugelsang






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

This is not so much an election as it is an IQ test.- Andy Borowitz


Harry Reid Plays The Putin/Trump Card
Sen. Harry Reid (D-Nev.) is alleging that the FBI has “explosive information” about a connection between Donald Trump and the Russian government, suggesting that federal investigators have unveiled damning new information about the Republican presidential nominee.





This Sounds Like A Slow Motion Coup. FBI Protects Russia, Not Hillary. WTF?
FBI Director James Comey argued privately that it was too close to Election Day for the United States government to name Russia as meddling in the U.S. election and ultimately ensured that the FBI's name was not on the document that the U.S. government put out, a former FBI official tells CNBC.


Republican Shenanigans

James Comey: "FBI Investigations reveal that Hillary is a woman who sends email, which is suspicious since all other presidents were men."- Tea Party Cat






Don The Con
Over the course of decades, Donald Trump’s companies have systematically destroyed or hidden thousands of emails, digital records and paper documents demanded in official proceedings, often in defiance of court orders. These tactics—exposed by a Newsweek review of thousands of pages of court filings, judicial orders and affidavits from an array of court cases—have enraged judges, prosecutors, opposing lawyers and the many ordinary citizens entangled in litigation with Trump. 




Rush Limbaugh blamed feminists for street harassment of women. 
He also blames broccoli for what gravy's done to his arteries.- John Fugelsang




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It's 75 degrees in NYC on October 30th so I'm voting for the guy who says that all climate change science is a Chinese hoax.- John Fugelsang




Rock The Voter News

According to Wikileaks Hillary Clinton secretly supports a single payer health care system.  This is supposed to make us like her less.- John Fugelsang



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We must stand united with our Native American brothers and sisters and say: Stop the Dakota Access Pipeline. Respect Native American rights. - Bernie Sanders


Biz/Tech News





I guess I understand wanting to give Russia the benefit of the doubt. Imagine feeling the same way about a former Secretary of State.- LOLGOP


Well, The FBI Affected The Stock Market
The dollar steadied but stock markets remained wobbly on Monday after news the FBI was investigating more emails linked to Hillary Clinton's use of a private server while she was secretary of state.






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Time To Deflate Photo
AHNC viewer, Andie sent in this photo of her horse Scotty all dressed up for Halloween. Photo by Sue Sifton. :) Happy Halloween all, be safe!

Peace.