I woke up with a fever and a sore throat

Ugh. Not again.

I have no idea what is making me feel as though I am in a daze, maybe the fever or my blonde hair. 

I will Google my symptoms.

Ay yi yi. Well, once I recover I will be back online. I did one meme, at least.

Yep, I feel like that tortoise!

Peace.

He's going to get us all killed

‘He’s going to get us all killed’: Former Trump voters explain why they’re jumping ship
On  Sunday, GOP pollster Frank Luntz played video of a recent focus group of Trump supporters who have now decided they can’t support their one-time candidate.


Voters are facing a tough choice between someone with sleazy email practices and someone who is a threat to every living thing on the planet.- Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Child suicide bomber foiled in Iraq before he could detonate belt 
• Tensions mount between Russia and Ukraine ahead of military drills
• Under New Philippine President, Nearly 1800 Have Died In Extrajudicial Killings
• Kerry Calls for Speedy Deployment of South Sudan Protection Force

Which Trump version of Hillary do you prefer: the addled, elderly vegetable, or the founder of the worlds largest terrorist organization? - Tea Pain

Michele Bachmann is advising Donald Trump on foreign policy. I wonder, is it the Rapture or Apocalypse foreign policy?
Tea Party firebrand Michele Bachmann says she is advising Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump on foreign policy. 

Asking this man to assume the highest office in the land would be like asking a newly minted car driver to fly a 747. - Ken Burns, historian, on Donald Trump


Republican Shenanigans

• Trump lashes out after Morning Joe guest mocks him for upgrading ‘from diapers to big boy pants’
• Donald Trump told NBC he could do ‘The Apprentice’ from the White House: report
• ‘I’m white, I was very moved’: New campaign manager defends Trump’s tone-deaf black outreach
• Armed white-supremacists surround Texas NAACP with ‘white lives matter’ signs and Confederate flags
• Louisiana governor pounds ‘completely wrong’ Giuliani for defending Trump ‘photo op’
• Hannity and Giuliani are ‘amoral sociopaths’ for pushing Clinton ‘illness’ story
• Hawaii GOP disavows their bigoted candidate for launching a holy war against Hindu Rep Tulsi Gabbard
• 12-year-old boy is running Trump's campaign office in Colorado
• The Trump Campaign Paid The Firm Of CNN’s Corey Lewandowski $20,000 In July

The best part of Joe Scarborough and Donald Trump fighting is that no matter who lands a punch, you can cheer. - Warren Holstein

Trump's Campaign Manager Confused That Hillary Let Trump Slide
Donald Trump's new campaign manager says Hillary Clinton will wish she had finished off the Republican presidential nominee sooner.

If a twelve-year old boy were running Trump's Twitter account, everything would make sense. - LOLGOP

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Liar, Liar, Speedos On Fire
The story is familiar. College students and recent graduates, often armed with mom and dad's credit card for "emergencies," travel abroad, drinking to excess, participating in illegal or embarrassing behavior, and flying back home to share their stories on social media.
Ryan Lochte’s behavior in Rio de Janeiro further emphasizes a rowdiness of Americans abroad which instills a particular reputation around the world.

Never interfere with your enemy when he is making a mistake, unless it's to hand him back his phone so he can tweet.- LOLGOP


Rock The Voter News

• Clinton camp on Trump’s foundation dig: It's his turn to "come clean" 
• Judge orders expedited release of 15000 Hillary Clinton documents
• Dem gubernatorial candidate refuses to support Clinton 
• National Polls Show The Race Tightening — But State Polls Don't

Gore: The Original Green Guy
If there’s one thing Al Gore knows a lot about, it’s losing elections with third-party spoilers in the race. Perhaps, that’s why the former vice president turned Earth warrior is encouraging other pro-environmental voters to support the Democratic ticket.

Not only will Trump have a Deportation Force, it will be the third most popular show on Trump TV. - LOLGOP

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Biz/Tech News

• Oil prices fall as China fuel exports jump and US rig count rises
• Business Economists Say Hillary Clinton Is Best for the Economy
• Speedo, then Ralph Lauren end Lochte deals
• This Florida community may soon unleash genetically modified mosquitoes to fight Zika

Ain't politics funny? Trump supporters love capitalism, but hate it when Hillary gets money from capitalists. - Tea Pain

State Of Trump's Golf Course
Doral wants Donald Trump to pay up.
Doral City Council members will discuss a proposed resolution Tuesday urging county appraisers to reassess Trump’s lavish golf resort — the Trump National Doral, located off Northwest 87th Avenue and 41st Street — after a council member complained that the property has been undervalued for years.

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Odd News

• PHOTOS: The good, the bad, and the ugly of the 2016 Rio Olympics
• Conspiracy theorist claims Usain Bolt is a member of the Illuminati
• Luxurious birthing chamber serves tea on king-sized beds - but it costs A LOT 
• A guy addicted to swallowing metal had 40 knives removed from his gut
• Hundreds of Americans wash up illegally in Canada after river party

Time To Deflate Photo

Santuario Madonna della Corona in Verona, Italy. I wouldn't know whether to rappel up to the church or use the steps.

Peace.

Latest Republican Conspiracy: Hillary's brain is damaged

Dr. Drew Leads the Hillary Clinton Health Truthers
Dr. Drew Pinsky, he of celebrity rehabs and adult radio, is joining the chorus of those who say Hillary Clinton is unwell and unfit to be president.


According to the latest Republican rumors, Clinton is in failing physical and mental health and "barely had the strength to cover up Benghazi."- Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Putin flies into Crimea amid war games and tension
• Turkey bombings: 11 killed, nearly 300 injured in 3 attacks
• Russian forces kill 4 in raid against Caucasus militants
• Germany could impose partial ban on face veils, officials say
• Catastrophic Floods In Louisiana Have Caused Massive Housing Crisis

Ryan Lochte and Donald Trump prove that blaming things on foreigners only gets you so far. - Andy Borowitz

U.S. Forced Iran's Hand In Prisoner Release
New details of the $400 million U.S. payment to Iran earlier this year depict a tightly scripted exchange specifically timed to the release of several American prisoners held in Iran.


Republican Shenanigans

• Trump declares he will win 95 percent of African-Americans — he’s currently at 1 percent
• Teen Trump supporter booted from campaign rally ‘for having dark skin’
• Trump adviser accused of making anti-Semitic remarks
• GOP senator: Trump needs to offer specific apologies
• Sarah Palin trolls Paul Manafort after resignation in hilarious subtweet
• NEW: How Breitbart turned on Ted Cruz
• Florida Tried to Shut Down Women's Health Clinics. Then Zika Came Along.

The Trump campaign stubbornly refuses to replace the one person who keeps f--king up.- Andy Borowitz

GOP Racists Forget To Use "Code Talk"
North Carolina's Republican Party has had an interesting response to a recent appeals court ruling that said a number of voting restrictions passed by the state's GOP legislature were enacted with the intent to discriminate against minorities, specifically African Americans. In their scramble after the ruling, party operatives and local Republican officials have perhaps inadvertently provided more evidence that the restrictions were passed with the intent to discriminate.

New on Netflix this fall: "Orange is the New White...Supremacist." -Tea Pain

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Rock The Voter News

• Critics say Obama should cut short his vacation to visit flood-ravaged Louisiana
• JUST IN: Obama to visit flood damaged Louisiana next week 
• US judge rules against Clinton giving sworn testimony over emails

Happy Birthday Bill Clinton. Ken Starr Gave You A Karma Birthday Gift Today.
Kenneth Starr said on Friday he is leaving his law professor post at Baylor University in Waco, Texas, months after being removed as president at the large Christian university for not taking sufficient action against sexual assaults.

Imagine having to explain to your children in the future that you voted for Donald Trump for president of the United States. - OhNoSheTwitnt

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Biz/Tech News

• Crude Oil 48.57
• Global stocks fall in light trading as dollar rises on Fed hike bets
• Russia's Ruble Falls With Oil as Ukraine Threat Lurks Over Rally

Go ahead & mock Paul Manafort but show me on your resume where you worked for Putin & Trump at the same time.   Didn't think so.- John Fugelsang

Gas prices? Down. Employment? Up. Inflation? Down. Stock market? Up.
THANKS, OBAMA! - Stephen King

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Odd News

• Florida face-eating teen murderer was wearing ‘Make America Great Again’ Trump hat
• Scientists map poverty using satellite images
• High court sides with employee fired for smoking pot at work
• Ohio woman who missed bus is charged with stealing ambulance
• Tennessee infant triplets nearly break world record for size
• Woman's funeral had no attendees, so 30 strangers showed up

Time To Deflate Photo

Cappadocia, Turkey. Still inhabitable ancient dwellings from the Bronze Age are carved into the mountain side.

Peace.