Thursday, May 19, 2016

Trump leads Clinton by 5 points in Rasmussen poll


Trump leads Clinton by 5 points in Rasmussen poll
Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has increased his lead over Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton, according to a new Rasmussen Reports poll released Thursday.



Republican strategy: make the 2016 campaign about the embarrassing things Bill Clinton did twenty years ago instead of the embarrassing things Donald Trump did this week.- Andy Borowitz






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Melania Trump on her husband: 'He's not Hitler'.  The rest of us would like a second opinion. - Tea Pain



What? Is The GOP Trying To Shed Their Racist Image?
The House has voted to ban the display of the Confederate flag on flagpoles at Department of Veterans Affairs cemeteries.












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A man dressed like a women in a bathroom scares Conservatives. A man dressed like a Conservative congressmen in a bathroom scares everybody. - Tea Pain






The GOP Keeps Their Homophobic Image!
The House floor devolved into chaos and shouting on Thursday as a measure to ensure protections for members of the LGBT community narrowly failed to pass after Republican leaders urged their members to change their votes.





Donald Trump: “I’m not a misogynist. I just prefer women who don’t get born ugly.”- Tea Party Cat


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Oklahoma To Jail Abortion Doctors
Any doctor who performs an abortion in Oklahoma could be charged with a felony and punished with up to three years in prison under a bill that the Legislature passed Thursday.



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What Will Happen At The Democratic Convention?
The only senator to endorse Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) is “absolutely” opposed to a convention-floor battle to flip superdelegates who support Hillary Clinton.


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The guys who are nominating Donald Trump for president are worried Facebook is hurting conservatism.- LOLGOP






White Collar Crime And Golf?
The professional golfer Phil Mickelson has agreed to forfeit nearly $1 million that the Securities and Exchange Commission said was unfairly earned on a tip from an insider trading scheme conducted by a former corporate director and a professional gambler.


I'm deeply offended that you would call me a Grammar Nazi when it's clear I was being a Punctuation Nazi. - John Fugelsang





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Athabasca Falls, Jasper National Park, Canada. Just stunning.

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Wednesday, May 18, 2016

The Trump Feelings Chart


Top U.S. intelligence official: Foreign hackers are spying on presidential candidates
The nation's top intelligence official says the U.S. has seen indications of foreign hackers spying on the presidential candidates.


Under President Trump the Supreme Court will just be him using 9 different voices. - OhNoSheTwitnt






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Trump will announce the list of the jails he'll use to imprison the generals who disobey his orders.- LOLGOP







Trump says he"s "open to meet Kim Kong Un." 
They'd be fast friends, so much in common! They're both deranged brats with awful hair. - The GoodGodAbove Tweet



UK To Shake Up Their Prisons
The government's planned new laws have been set out by the Queen - including the biggest prison shake-up in England and Wales "since Victorian times".






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Finally, Trump will release a list of words you will no longer be allowed to use to describe his snausage fingers.- LOLGOP



TRUMP: I'M THE BEST VETTER OF JUDGES, OH, WAIT.
Texas Supreme Court Justice Don Willett was named as one of 11 potential justices whom Donald Trump would consider nominating for the U.S. Supreme Court on Wednesday.
But in recent months, the jurist has appeared skeptical of the now-presumptive GOP front-runner and seemed to openly mock him on Twitter.






Donald Trump's ex-girlfriend says her quotes in the New York Times expose this week were twisted to sound negative, but that she didn't have a negative experience with Trump. Then she said, “Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go drive the new Porsche I can suddenly afford.” -  Jimmy Fallon


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What Is Going On Here?
Bernie Sanders' mini-winning streak continued with his victory in Oregon on Tuesday, but the day was not without its downside.
Nevada's Democratic Party filed a formal complaint on Tuesday accusing the Democratic hopeful of inciting "actual violence" among his supporters during a chaotic state convention on Saturday. 





I wish the Democratic candidates would take up the Zika issue today. Would be great to see them stand together on a public health crisis.- LOLGOP



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Racists Be Racists
Trump’s bigoted base: Keeping minorities down is the No. 1 issue for the billionaire’s backers — it’s not a theory, it’s a fact
Data shows Trump voters, above all, are motivated by negative feelings about people who aren't like them










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The GOP is worried about working Americans getting compensated for overtime. Not so concerned about CEO pay rising 90X faster than workers. - LOLGOP





Obama Is Playing Hardball With The Chinese
The US raises its import duties on Chinese steelmakers by more than fivefold after accusing them of selling their products below market prices.







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Wild Cherry Trees in Nara, Japan.

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Tuesday, May 17, 2016

House wants Library of Congress to use 'illegal aliens'

House wants Library of Congress to use 'illegal aliens'
The House of Representatives wants to require the Library of Congress to refer to foreigners as "aliens" and undocumented immigration as "illegal."


"A new poll shows Hillary Clinton just one point ahead of Donald Trump nationally. And now Canada is thinking about building a wall." –Seth Meyers







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So far the only foreign policy Trump has come up with is bringing up Bill Clinton's sex life.- Tina Dupuy




Lawyers: Start Your Engines 
The Senate on Tuesday approved legislation that would allow victims of the 9/11 terror attacks to sue Saudi Arabia, defying vocal opposition from the White House.


Shocked to see a bigoted birther is more polarizing than the first African-American editor of the Harvard Law Review. - LOLGOP






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"Donald Trump said this morning that he will not be changing his tone as he gears up for the general election, and said, quote, 'You win the pennant, and now you're in the World Series. You gonna change?' Well, it depends. Did you win the pennant because you're really good, or because your division stinks?" –Seth Meyers







The GOP Needs An Impeachment Fix
The House Judiciary Committee’s decision to hold hearings a week from today on whether to impeach IRS Commissioner John Koskinen is a victory for the chamber’s far-right caucus, still smarting over the agency’s treatment of conservative groups.


Trump is going to tap himself to be his VP nominee. - Tina Dupuy






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Trump Supporters Jailed
Two Boston brothers accused of urinating on and beating a homeless Mexican man and telling police "Donald Trump was right: All these illegals need to be deported," were sentenced to prison on Monday, prosecutors said.






The best part of being a successful woman is it opens up doors for men to say your success is based solely on the fact that you're a woman. - OhNoSheTwitnt


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Hawaiian Wind Turbines: Surf's Up! 
Massive wind turbines could end up floating in deep ocean waters off Hawaii's shores under proposals to bring more renewable energy to the islands.


Amal Clooney bought hubby George a riding lawnmower for his 55th birthday. I have never been so jealous of a garden tool in my life. - Bette Midler






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Chester E. Macduffee next to his newly patented, 250 kilo diving suit. 1911. Well, at the very least, Mr. Macduffee should have put a man-bra on it.

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