Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Militia occupation leader in Oregon: We're like Rosa Parks





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Militia occupation leader in Oregon: We're like Rosa Parks
One of the leaders of the small, armed group occupying a remote national wildlife preserve in Oregon has likened the occupiers to civil rights icon Rosa Parks.
Ammon Bundy -- the son of Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy, who was involved in an armed standoff with the government over grazing rights -- has said his group will stay at the preserve as long as it takes to see what it considers justice served.




The Oregon "militia" would only be like Rosa Parks had she pulled a gun and stolen the bus, all because she refused to pay the fare. - Mrs. Betty Bowers








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On “Face the Nation”, Donald Trump accused Ted Cruz of copying his immigration reform plan, specifically his idea of building a giant wall. Then China said, “Uh, hello?”- Jimmy Fallon





TRUMP: China Controls North Korea
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump on Wednesday said China should rein in its ally North Korea after Pyongyang said it successfully tested a hydrogen device..."Nobody is discussing it with China. China has total control. Believe me – they say they don't – they have total control over North Korea and China should solve that problem,"







North Korea has a nepotistic Obama-hating unqualified lunatic w/bad hair for a leader.  Clearly, America needs one too. - John Fugelsang






How White A Domestic Terrorist Is Treated
A man arrested for making threats of violence against a biotech company named in an anti-abortion propaganda video has been freed by a judge while he awaits trial, the Sacramento Bee reports.
Scott Anthony Orton, 57, of Puyallup, Washington, is accused of urging people to kill employees at StemExpress, a Northern California biotech firm. The Bee reports Orton offered rewards for others to kill company owner Cate Dyer or her employees, or said he would do so himself. Orton has a history of using Fox News’ website to call for the murder of liberals.



Republican Shenanigans



Donald Trump released his first TV ad. The ad will air on the big four networks during prime-time, cable channels during the day, and on Univision when Hell freezes over.- Conan O'Brien








The fact that you're allowed to arm yourself while calling Obama a 'gun-grabbing tyrant' kinda proves he's not. - John Fugelsang






STOP THE PRESSES! GOP Shows Compassion!
Republican presidential hopefuls called for a more compassionate discussion around drug addiction Tuesday, with emphasis on substance abuse as a curable disease, not a moral failing.
















If your response to calls for gun control is “Should we get rid of cars too?” the answer is, for you, yes. You should not have a gun or car. - Rob Delaney




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Donald Trump said yesterday that if he’s elected, he would “probably not talk as much.” That’s right, if Donald Trump is elected, even HE will be speechless.- Seth Myers



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Benghazzzzzzi Is Back For the 5,345,789,222 Time!
Now that 2016 has arrived, the Benghazi committee is back to work this week, scheduled to interview former Central Intelligence Agency Director David Petraeus behind closed doors Wednesday and former Defense Secretary Leon Panetta Friday.





People who say Obama fake-cried are essentially accusing him of being as indifferent to mass killings as they are. - John Fugelsang








"Stupid #StopGunViolence hashtag! We don't want gun laws that could help protect American lives, we're PATRIOTS!" - John Fugelsang




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Feds Investigating Chipotle
Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc said it was served with a grand jury subpoena in relation to a criminal investigation into a norovirus contamination at one of its restaurants in California in August.








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Thanks to Congress, meat producers no longer have to tell consumers where their meat comes from. Upon hearing this, Arby's said, "Waaay ahead of you, man."- Conan O'Brien



Low Seed Sales At Monsanto Causes Job Cuts
Monsanto said Wednesday it will eliminate another 1,000 jobs as it expands a cost-cutting plan designed to deal with falling sales of biotech-corn seeds and other financial headwinds.










After being arrested for crashing his car into a shopping mall, a Florida man explained to police that he was trying to time-travel. Which is crazy. If you want to travel 50 years into the future, just leave Florida.- Seth Myers




I loved that movie, the acting, not the subject content.




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Tuesday, January 5, 2016

NRA tweets image with bullets next to pictures of Brooklyn lawmakers





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NRA tweets image with bullets next to pictures of Brooklyn lawmakers
Just four days before the fifth anniversary of the shooting of Arizona Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, the NRA targeted a pair of Brooklyn lawmakers Monday with a menacing image of bullets next to photos of the two gun control advocates.




Obama's Attempt to Curtail Americans' Random Killing of Each Other Stirs Controversy. - Andy Borowitz








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BREAKING: Bundys evict blackbirds from wildlife refuge. - Warren Holstein



These Renegade Ranchers Are Sickos
A family of embattled ranchers whose beef with the government inspired the armed takeover of a wildlife refuge in Oregon were once accused of repeatedly abusing a 16-year-old relative — including scraping his chest raw with sandpaper.








Conservatives have Trump as their leader & radical militia fools occupying welcome centers with AK-47's - but progressives are the idiots? - Allen Clifton



Republican Shenanigans







Jeb Conflates NRA Award. Conflates? He Lied!
Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush "was mistaken and conflated multiple events unintentionally" when retelling the story of being honored by the National Rifle Association (NRA), the Republican presidential candidate's campaign said Monday.




“Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed: everything else is public relations.”
― George Orwell




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Parliament May Bump Trump's Rump
The British parliament will formally debate later this month whether to prevent Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump from entering the United Kingdom, the government said Tuesday.






Trump to Clinton: If guns don't keep you safe, disarm YOUR bodyguards! 
Me to Trump: Stop performing background checks on YOUR bodyguards! - LOLGOP








Thank you, President Obama, for taking a crucial step forward on gun violence. Our next president has to build on that progress—not rip it away. - Hillary Clinton



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Integrity Disqualifies Sanders for White House. - Andy Borowitz



Nice To Know 70% Of Americans Aren't Idiots
A new survey finds that 70 percent of Americans believe the climate is changing.
The poll from Monmouth University, released Tuesday, found a stark partisan divide on most issues surrounding climate change, including whether it is happening, how serious it is and what should be done about it.








Trump: First Hillary pees. Now Obama cries. And don't get me started on Megyn Kelly's blood-spewing wherever. Losers, all of them. - OhNoSheTwitnt





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Obama's plan to boost the economy for a Democrat in 2016 by sparking massive gun sales is working perfectly.- LOLGOP









Oil Jumps As Saudi Arabia Disses Iran
Oil is surging by the most in almost a week in New York after Saudi Arabia announced that it's cutting diplomatic relations with Iran.




Will those who took over federal building in Oregon  get to paradise & find 72 cousins? - John Fugelsang








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Monday, January 4, 2016

FBI seeks peaceful end to occupation at Oregon wildlife refuge





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FBI seeks peaceful end to occupation at Oregon wildlife refuge
Federal law enforcement officials on Monday sought a peaceful end to the occupation of the headquarters of a U.S. wildlife refuge in Oregon launched over the weekend by a group of self-styled militiamen angry over the imminent imprisonment of two ranchers.



OK, by now I've heard a lot of great names for the Oregon gang: "y'all-qaeda," "yee-hawdists," "yokel haram." But I think my favorite is "f*cking idiots."- Andy Borowitz







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Man, I bet the Crips & Bloods feel really dumb for calling themselves 'gangs' instead of 'militias.' #OregonUnderAttack - John Fugelsang




Trump Runs Ad Banning  Muslims and Mexicans
Donald Trump on Monday morning released his first television ad, which promotes the Republican presidential candidate's proposals to ban Muslims from traveling to the United States and to build a wall along the southern border as part of his plan to defeat "radical Islamic terrorism."









I love Republicans being shocked by the discovery that their base is being led into the harbor by a race-baiting pied piper. - LOLGOP



Meanwhile, Back At Guantanamo
The first of 17 detainees are scheduled to be released from the Guantanamo Bay prison next week, said a senior US official on Monday. There will be 90 detainees remaining, 59 of whom are ineligible to be transferred to another country. 






Republican Shenanigans



Conservatives will take climate change seriously as soon as they find out it's caused by Bill Clinton's groin.- LOLGOP







I'm socially liberal but economically conservative. I think gay people should be able to marry, but they shouldn't be able to retire.- LOLGOP





Scalia Embraces Church And State
The Supreme Court justice told a Louisiana audience that it's "absurd" to think the Constitution prohibits the government from preferring religion over secularism.








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We want to ban scientists from investigating the climate or gun violence, but, man, college students are really ruining free speech.- LOLGOP










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Trump's Rhetoric Is Recruiting KKK Members!
Donald Trump is inspiring white supremacists, according to a national organizer of a leading Ku Klux Klan group — and his candid rhetoric is being used to recruit more of them.








Day two of armed occupation by NRA terror cell in Oregon. That's two days longer than #TamirRice was allowed to hold his toy gun.- Jeff Tiedrich





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Raped In Florida?
 Florida has a backlog of more than 13,000 rape kits that have not been tested or submitted for processing, and managing them could cost the state tens of millions of dollars and take several years, according to a report released Monday.









Wouldn't it be nice if America could at least get the militia well-regulated like the Constitution intended?- The Daily Edge




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Background checks on all guns are too oppressive, say the guys who still want to see Obama's *real* birth certificate. - LOLGOP








Run! Buy Your Guns Fast! 
President Obama will meet with Attorney General Loretta Lynch and FBI Director James Comey today to discuss any new gun proposals he could present Tuesday as executive orders.



Omg you guys Saudi Arabia just like totally unfriended Iran.- John Fugelsang










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