Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Newt Gingrich Throws Hair In Speaker Of The House Ring




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Newt Gingrich On Possibly Becoming Speaker Again: 'I Am Very Prepared'
Newt Gingrich, who ruled over the House as speaker in the 1990s, is open to the possibility of returning to his former post. In a Tuesday radio interview on Fox News Radio, Gingrich and his wife Callista said that both of them support his return to the speakership if they “are called to duty in any way.”



DEBATE PREVIEW: During Hillary's opening statement, watch Joe Biden leap onstage and announce he's running.- Andy Borowitz









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North Korea this weekend held a military parade celebrating the 70th anniversary of their communist party. People who attended the parade called it “amazing” and “mandatory.”- Seth Myers











You Want Equality, Ladies? Here's Your Equality!
Women will eventually have to register for the draft if "true and pure equality" is to be realized in the U.S. military, Army Secretary John McHugh said Monday.










Dr. Ben Carson made news last week by saying that the holocaust could have been averted if European Jews had had guns. Though I’m pretty sure what he meant to say was, “I don’t want to be president.”- Seth Myers



Well, Well, Well, Bush Torture Inventors Being Sued
The American Civil Liberties Union sued two psychologists who devised the CIA's Bush-era interrogation program on Tuesday, saying they encouraged the agency "to adopt torture as official policy" and made millions of dollars in the process.






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SOURCES: Paul Ryan seeking assurances he won't lose his Koch Industries employee benefits if he accepts Speaker role . - The Daily Edge








A Bit Of Historical Perspective
The current Republican uprising in the House of Representatives isn't entirely unprecedented -- but to find similar scenarios, you have to go back about 100 years.















Mayor Bill de Blasio signed a bill last week that requires stores here in New York City to keep their doors closed when their air conditioning is on. So apparently Bill de Blasio is not only our Mayor, he's also our dad. "I'm not paying to cool off the whole world! SHUT THAT DOOR! Not in use? Turn off the juice!"- Jimmy Fallon




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I'm Popping My Popcorn!
The shadow boxing that Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders have played at for months -- they've barely mentioned each other on the campaign trail -- will give way to more direct jabs Tuesday night.








The gods are smiling on political junkies from Chicago: Cubs game should be over by the time Democrats start yelling at each other in Vegas. - Matt Laslo




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Ocean Food Chain Collapse?
The world's oceans are teeming with life, but rising carbon dioxide emissions could cause a collapse in the marine food chain from the top down, researchers in Australia said Monday.




The grass is always greener on the other side. ConAgra owns it and it's fertilized with your children's future health and well-being.- Warren Holstein









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Makes sense for Playboy to stop running photos of nude women. After all, CNN stop reporting news ages ago.- Jeff Tiedrich








Chinese Helping Rid U.S. Of Hackers?
The recent arrests of several Chinese hackers by the Beijing government may not be the first such apprehensions, records suggest....U.S. authorities were successful in convincing Beijing to take similar action at least once before.


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The unbroken seal on Tutankhamen's tomb, 1922.

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Monday, October 12, 2015

The tide turns against the Benghazi committee




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The tide turns against the Benghazi committee
Could this be the time when Benghazi finally turned from a liability to an asset for Hillary Clinton? If so, it’ll be because the issue has now become less about what the select committee Republicans set up to investigate the matter has found, and more about the committee itself.




How dare you call the 8th Benghazi committee, which has gone on longer than the Watergate hearing just to stretch into 2016, partisan? - LOLGOP










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Dear Ignoramuses,
Please stop saying Jews weren't armed during the Holocaust. Read about the Warsaw Uprising. -Jeff Tiedrich












What A Difference A Country Makes
More than 200 volunteers gathered in Parque España, San José, before setting out to help the city’s homeless.







President Obama says he would win a third term if he weren't so busy using Jade Helm 15 to take away all the guns. -  LOLGOP




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Ben Carson says it's not hyperbole to say gun control could lead to a "holocaust" in USA. What does he call 30K gun deaths/year we have now?- Donald J. Drumpf Tweet











Why Didn't I Think Of This? Dick Cheney For Speaker Of The House!
A freshman Republican senator told Politico he wanted to see former Vice President Dick Cheney to be the next speaker of the House.












Jeb Bush refuses to support healthcare bill for 9/11 1st responders because why do they need special treatment if his brother kept us safe? - The Daily Edge














If I were on an operating table and saw Ben Carson coming at me with a scalpel, I would definitely fight back.- Andy Borowitz




Praise The Lord And Pass The Salmonella
A Texas church is warning members not to talk about a salmonella outbreak linked to a community meal served there last week.









50% of the money for this election is coming from just 158 families. All of whom expect lots of free stuff if Republicans win. - The Daily Edge




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California to automatically register all drivers to vote, although in Texas that still only happens if you buy a gun. - The Daily Edge








Good For Bernie!
Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii), the Democratic National Committee vice chair who said she was disinvited to the first Democratic debate, might wind up attending the Tuesday night event as a guest of the Bernie Sanders campaign.




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California to automatically register all drivers to vote, although in Texas that still only happens if you buy a gun. - The Daily Edge








Aerosmith Threatens To Sue Trump
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has once again come under fire for using a famous piece of music at his campaign rallies without permission from the owners. Iconic rock star Steven Tyler, frontman of Aerosmith, has issued a cease-and-desist letter to Trump’s camp, demanding that they stop playing their track “Dream On” at Trump’s campaign rallies.








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So I get it, GOP. The Jews could have prevented the Holocaust but George W. Bush was powerless to prevent the financial crisis. - LOLGOP







Meat Free Burgers
It is no secret that animal farming is terrible for the environment. However, it is also common knowledge that veggie burgers kind of suck compared to "the real thing". Sorry veggies, you know it's true. But fear not, a Californian start-up is hoping to create synthesized, meat-free cheeseburgers by 2016.



We have to save the newspaper industry because you can't house train a puppy on a blog.- JokeBlogger.com










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The Rock Restaurant at Mchamvi Pingwe. East coast of Zanzibar, Tanzania. I wonder if the menu includes fish?

Peace.

Friday, October 9, 2015

Job Opening




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That awkward moment when there are 17 presidential candidates and yet not one Republican wants to be Speaker of the House.- Tea Party Cat











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"U.S. officials have been wondering why, according to photos, ISIS seems to have so many Toyotas. One clue seems to be ISIS's credo, 'Fanatical about Islam, sensible about gas mileage.'" –Conan O'Brien







Putin Media Blitz
Russian President Vladimir Putin and his circle have spent years criticizing what they said was Washington's calamitous 2003 military intervention in Iraq and its pernicious habit of meddling in the Middle East.
But faced with marketing their own foray into the region for the first time since the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan -- in Syria -- the Kremlin is borrowing U.S. government and broadcast tactics to replicate the media campaign that George W. Bush used to win American hearts and minds





BREAKING: After the House GOP can't decide on a new Speaker, Supreme Court issues emergency ruling giving the job to George W. Bush.- Tea Party Cat











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Memo to Cruz, Jindal, Santorum, et al.: if God wanted you to be president, you'd already be president. That's how omnipotence works.- Jeff Tiedrich










W Is Headed To Denver For Jeb!
Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush will get some brotherly help and collect some Colorado cash when former President George W. Bush comes to Denver on Oct. 18.














America. Where our response to school shootings is to shut down schools.- LOLGOP









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Hillary Clinton unhinged her jaw and swallowed a puppy whole. Carly Fiorina's seen the video. - Jeff Tiedrich








Federal Court Says NO CLEAN WATER!
A federal court ruled Friday that President Obama’s regulation to protect small waterways from pollution cannot be enforced nationwide.




Obama should do nothing to prevent future shooting deaths of Americans, say the people now investigating #Benghazi for the 7th time. - Richard Hine










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300 million guns still not quite enough to keep Americans safe, says NRA. - The Daily Edge




D.C. Soap Opera
Rep. Renee Ellmers (R-N.C.) on Friday morning thanked fellow House Republicans for their support after they received emails from a conservative activist alleging she had an affair with Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.).









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My favorite Bible story is when Jesus welcomed the moneylenders back into the temple, explaining that they were too big to fail. - Jeff Tiedrich








PC Sales Down
Shipments of personal computers continued to slide during the third quarter, as the rise in the U.S. dollar made devices more expensive to purchase in other countries, say analyst reports from Gartner and IDC.




In 50 years, the Ice Bucket Challenge will mean trying to find a bucket's worth of ice in the Arctic.- JokeBlogger.com





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TGIF! It is base jumping in Patagonia of course!

Peace.