Wednesday, August 19, 2015

The Power Of Make-up




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CNN/ORC Poll: Donald Trump now competitive in general election
Since announcing his campaign in late June, Donald Trump has quickly leapt to the top of the Republican field, leading recent polls nationally, in Iowa and in New Hampshire. And now, for the first time in CNN/ORC polling, his gains among the Republican Party have boosted him enough to be competitive in the general election.




GOP: Life begins at deportation. LOLGOP









The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam





The GOP Apparently Now Believes That Some Fetuses  Have The Right To Be Born And Then Is Deported Immediately. - Andy Borowitz









Refugees In Germany
The number of asylum-seekers and refugees to Germany will quadruple to a record 800,000 this year compared with last, more than twice as many as the 300,000 new arrivals forecast in January, the government said on Wednesday.





Republican Shenanigans





The Rich Republicans Are Intent On Destroying Everyone Else
Something strange is happening in the Republican primary — something strange, that is, besides the Trump phenomenon. For some reason, just about all the leading candidates other than The Donald have taken a deeply unpopular position, a known political loser, on a major domestic policy issue. And it’s interesting to ask why.
The issue in question is the future of Social Security






Donald Trump’s new policy paper would not give automatic citizenship to children born in America if they have foreign parents. Said Trump, “It’s nothing personal, Sasha and Malia.”- Seth Myers









Can The GOP Get Any Dumber? Why Of Course!
Ohio Gov. John Kasich (R) on Wednesday said that he would like to get rid of teachers' lounges to reduce how much teachers worry about losing their jobs.









Donald Trump was photographed at the Iowa State Fair eating a pork chop on a stick. That's what I love about America. You can fly on a private jet and eat at five-star restaurants. But if you want to be president, when they hand you a pork chop on a stick in Iowa, you have to eat it.- Jimmy Kimmel





Rock The Voter News





In a country where Megyn Kelly can be a "journalist", it's entirely possible that Donald Trump could be President.- Barracks O'Bama









Natural Selection Theory In Action
A man who was part of an armed "patriot" group guarding a gun store in Oktaha, Oklahoma that recently declared itself "Muslim free" accidentally shot himself at the store on Tuesday, according to local reports.




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Business/Tech News





Monica Lewinsky? Really?
Peak Advisor Alliance founder Ron Carson has announced an unexpected name as keynote speaker at this year's Excell fall conference: Monica Lewinsky.
The choice, which came after Mr. Carson heard Ms. Lewinsky speak about cyberbullying and shame in a TED talk in March, has received mixed responses. 








NYC still hasn't tried Stop n' Frisk at Wall Street, and that's where all the real crime is. And most of the coke, too.- John Fugelsang










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My 1st day in AHNC's New Executive Office Suite went fine. I am almost unpacked! Soon, I will post some pictures! Oh, and I killed a huge scorpion in my kitchen sink with bug spray, then I picked it up with tongs and took it outside and chopped it up with scissors. A Tica taught me to do that!


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Odd News






Time To Deflate Photo

Perfect timing.

Peace.

Friday, August 14, 2015

Kerry presides over raising of flag at U.S. embassy in Cuba




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Kerry presides over raising of flag at U.S. embassy in Cuba
 Watched over by U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry, U.S. Marines raised the American flag at the embassy in Cuba for the first time in 54 years on Friday, symbolically ushering in an era of renewed diplomatic relations between the two Cold War-era foes.



SO disgraceful that we now have diplomacy with Cuba. President Trump would have sent those Cubans back to Mexico.- LOLGOP









The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam





Jeb Bush: “Iraq is better without Saddam Hussein. Everyone thinks so-- even Iran and ISIS.”- Tea Party Cat









Step Right Up And Get Your Very Own Flamethrower
Flamethrowers were gruesome weapons of war and so controversial that the U.S. military stopped using them after Vietnam. Yet as crazy as it may seem, they are available for sale to the public.




It's impossible for me to get used to the idea of Jeb Bush being President when I still have not gotten used to the idea that George W. Bush was President.- Andy Borowitz









Fidel Castro to US: You owe us millions. 
US to Fidel Castro: Close, but no cigar. - JokeBlogger




Republican Shenanigans






Donald Trump says his favorite book is the Bible; and he especially likes it's main protagonist the Golden Calf.- John Fugelsang



Does A Hand On The Shoulder Count As A Hug?
Fox Host Apologizes For Telling The Truth
After reviewing the evidence, Fox News host Greta Van Susteren apologized on Thursday night to Republican presidential candidate and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie for saying he hugged President Barack Obama almost three years ago.














How interesting that Planned Parenthood has better poll numbers than anyone voting to defund it.- Lizz Winstead








California To Be Affected By Illegal Alien Weather: El Niño
The current El Niño weather pattern could become the strongest on record and one of the biggest weather events of recent decades, federal forecasters said Thursday...The forecast could be good news for California, which could receive an unusual amount of much-needed rain in the middle of a four-year-long drought.







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Before 1965, African Americans faced poll taxes, literacy tests, or having to count jellybeans in a jar when they tried to register to vote.- President Obama








California To Ban Grand Juries For Police
Gov. Jerry Brown signed legislation Tuesday making California the first state in the nation to ban the use of grand juries to decide whether police officers should face criminal charges when they kill people in the line of duty.




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GOOD NEWS! Police arrested dangerous unarmed black protesters in Ferguson so that peaceful armed white militias can roam free.- Tea Party Cat










Business/Tech News





80 years and the conservative movement is still trying to break Social Security. Hopefully we'll break conservatism first.- LOLGOP










Never Too Early To Start The War On Christmas
Summer vacation is almost over, the kids are returning to school, and Fox News is already hyping the return of the “War on Christmas.”









Florida is considering legalizing silencers so you can stand your ground without all the hoopla. - JokeBlogger





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Odd News






Time To Deflate Photo


Machu Picchu is an Incan citadel set high in the Andes Mountains in Peru, above the Urubamba River valley. Built in the 15th century and later abandoned, it’s renowned for its sophisticated dry-stone walls that fuse huge blocks without the use of mortar, intriguing buildings that play on astronomical alignments, and panoramic views. Its exact former use remains a mystery.

Peace.