Wednesday, August 19, 2015

The Power Of Make-up




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CNN/ORC Poll: Donald Trump now competitive in general election
Since announcing his campaign in late June, Donald Trump has quickly leapt to the top of the Republican field, leading recent polls nationally, in Iowa and in New Hampshire. And now, for the first time in CNN/ORC polling, his gains among the Republican Party have boosted him enough to be competitive in the general election.




GOP: Life begins at deportation. LOLGOP









The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam





The GOP Apparently Now Believes That Some Fetuses  Have The Right To Be Born And Then Is Deported Immediately. - Andy Borowitz









Refugees In Germany
The number of asylum-seekers and refugees to Germany will quadruple to a record 800,000 this year compared with last, more than twice as many as the 300,000 new arrivals forecast in January, the government said on Wednesday.





Republican Shenanigans





The Rich Republicans Are Intent On Destroying Everyone Else
Something strange is happening in the Republican primary — something strange, that is, besides the Trump phenomenon. For some reason, just about all the leading candidates other than The Donald have taken a deeply unpopular position, a known political loser, on a major domestic policy issue. And it’s interesting to ask why.
The issue in question is the future of Social Security






Donald Trump’s new policy paper would not give automatic citizenship to children born in America if they have foreign parents. Said Trump, “It’s nothing personal, Sasha and Malia.”- Seth Myers









Can The GOP Get Any Dumber? Why Of Course!
Ohio Gov. John Kasich (R) on Wednesday said that he would like to get rid of teachers' lounges to reduce how much teachers worry about losing their jobs.









Donald Trump was photographed at the Iowa State Fair eating a pork chop on a stick. That's what I love about America. You can fly on a private jet and eat at five-star restaurants. But if you want to be president, when they hand you a pork chop on a stick in Iowa, you have to eat it.- Jimmy Kimmel





Rock The Voter News





In a country where Megyn Kelly can be a "journalist", it's entirely possible that Donald Trump could be President.- Barracks O'Bama









Natural Selection Theory In Action
A man who was part of an armed "patriot" group guarding a gun store in Oktaha, Oklahoma that recently declared itself "Muslim free" accidentally shot himself at the store on Tuesday, according to local reports.




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Business/Tech News





Monica Lewinsky? Really?
Peak Advisor Alliance founder Ron Carson has announced an unexpected name as keynote speaker at this year's Excell fall conference: Monica Lewinsky.
The choice, which came after Mr. Carson heard Ms. Lewinsky speak about cyberbullying and shame in a TED talk in March, has received mixed responses. 








NYC still hasn't tried Stop n' Frisk at Wall Street, and that's where all the real crime is. And most of the coke, too.- John Fugelsang










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My 1st day in AHNC's New Executive Office Suite went fine. I am almost unpacked! Soon, I will post some pictures! Oh, and I killed a huge scorpion in my kitchen sink with bug spray, then I picked it up with tongs and took it outside and chopped it up with scissors. A Tica taught me to do that!


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Odd News






Time To Deflate Photo

Perfect timing.

Peace.

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