Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Trump called breastfeeding mom 'disgusting'




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Trump called breastfeeding mom 'disgusting'
GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump once told a breastfeeding mother she was “disgusting” during a deposition in a real estate case, The New York Times reported Wednesday.



Tom Cruise is here to promote the new "Mission: Impossible" movie, which I believe is all about Donald Trump's PR team.- Jimmy Fallon









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Blamed for Benghazi:
Hillary Clinton
President Obama
CIA
Anti-Muslim video

Not blamed for Benghazi:
Terrorists who attacked embassy. - Paul Solomon









Dentist Lion Killer Loves Mitt Romney
Walter Palmer, who Tuesday became America’s Most Hated Dentist™ when it was revealed he killed a beloved Zimbabwean lion for sport, turns out to be a generous spirit — when it came to supporting Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign.



I think today I'll shoot a lion, play with a vaginal probe, carry a gun into a coffee shop, call a black kid "thug", and vote Republican. - Barracks Obama Tweet








What Is Obama's PR Team Up To?
The fight over the Iran deal was already overheated—and August hasn’t even begun. Get ready for an Obamacare-level national ad campaign and activist onslaught in the days to come.

On one side: The self-annointed defenders of the Holy Land. On the other: the “Voice of God” and his buddy Jack Black.














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Fox News was hacked, causing an unusual amount of real news reports to be released.- Paul Solomon









Fast Tracking To Stop Funding Planned Parenthood
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) is fast-tracking a bill to cut off federal funding for Planned Parenthood, after senators huddled in his office Tuesday to work out the details of a bill.










A CNN poll has Trump with 18 percent, ahead of Jeb Bush in second place with 15 percent. This is how we do things now. We find our spouses on "The Bachelorette" and our presidents on "The Apprentice."- Jimmy Kimmel












The Donald's Sons Shoot Big Game Too!
Cecil the lion certainly wasn't the first beautiful African creature slain by an American. Back in 2012, Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump went big game hunting.









Donald Trump said this weekend that he is self-financing his campaign and is not beholden to donors and special interests. Or other nations. Or his party. Or the wealthy, or middle class, poor people, citizens or voters, humans, plants, animals…- Seth Myers











America's ranking in the world:
#1  Prisoners
#1  Gun ownership
#1  Killings by police
#1  Military spending
#94 Safest  countries




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GOOD NEWS: We now have enough Republican candidates to form an excellent chain-gang.- Andy Borowitz




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George Zimmerman's Parents Have Lawsuit Dismissed
A Florida judge on Tuesday dismissed a lawsuit filed by the parents of George Zimmerman against comedian Roseanne Barr for causing emotional harm and violating their privacy.










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This weekend I'm in North Carolina - where we can't trust a woman with her own uterus, but drunks can now bring guns into bars.- John Fugelsang









Congress To Take Month Long Paid Vacay!
Although the new Republican-dominated Congress can point to a number of bipartisan successes – including new fast-track Pacific Rim trade legislation and a long-overdue revision to Medicare’s reimbursement policies for doctors – a shocking array of must-pass fiscal and budget legislation will remain while lawmakers celebrate the month-long August holiday.




Snoop Dogg was arrested and released in Sweden this weekend on suspicion of using illegal drugs. Officials first became suspicious in 1991.- Seth Myers







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A bear watching the train go by or he's hiding from the Palin hunting party. This photo was taken from a train in between Seward, Alaska and Denali last month.

Peace.

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Scientists Warn Against Weaponized Artificial Intelligence




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Musk, Wozniak and Hawking urge ban on warfare AI and autonomous weapons
More than 1,000 experts and leading robotics researchers sign open letter warning of military artificial intelligence arms race




China is hosting something called a World Cup soccer tournament for robots called “RoboCup 2015,” and the engineers' goal is for robots to face humans in the real World Cup by 2050. Then robots said, “Oh no, you'll be long gone by then.”- Jimmy Fallon











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Class war - n. the only war George W. Bush ever won. - LOLGOP









Most Americans Say No To Iran Deal
A majority of Americans want Congress to reject the recently-negotiated nuclear deal with Iran, even as President Barack Obama's approval rating continues to stand in net-positive territory for the second month in a row, according to a new CNN/ORC poll.




"A rapist. A thief. An immigrant. A dirty Mexican" - Donald Trump taking a Rorschach test











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Mike Huckabee exploits the holocaust to get attention in a race he'll never win and the attempts to out-trump Trump have officially begun.- John Fugelsang











STOP THE PRESSES INTERNET: Bipartisanship Happened
Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) and former Speaker Newt Gingrich (R-Ga.) have found one thing they agree on.

The liberal senator and architect of the “Republican Revolution” on Monday appeared together at a panel event urging increased funding for federal research programs.















The Donald's Rape Karma
One of Donald Trump’s lawyers shockingly said Monday that it’s legal to rape your spouse.
Michael Cohen, who works for the Republican presidential candidate and real estate mogul, made the outrageous remark while defending Trump from a decades-old allegation that he once forced himself upon his then-wife Ivana...





One GOP Congressman named Carlos Curbelo actually suggested that Donald Trump may be a “phantom candidate” that has been planted by the Democrats. The DNC strongly denied this – while Hillary said, “Crap, they figured it out! Take off the wig, Bill.”- Jimmy Fallon











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Bernie At The Bayou
KENNER, LA. — Sen. Bernie Sanders wrapped up a weekend campaign swing in Louisiana with a typically fiery speech railing against income inequality and touching on issues of racism and criminal justice during a rally that drew close to 4,000 people to a suburban New Orleans convention center Sunday night.









Republicans are so upset about abortion that they want to deny millions of poor women birth control.- LOLGOP




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Trump was asked if he owed McCain an apology.
He said no.
Of course If Trump thought he actually owed anybody he'd just file for bankruptcy. - Steve Marmel




Jeb: Truth Twister
On the campaign trail, Jeb Bush has repeatedly emphasized his record overseeing Florida’s boom economy as the state’s governor. He says it’s an example of an economy that created a huge number of jobs and benefited the middle class — an example of what he could do as president. “I know how to do this,” he said in Maitland, Fla., on Monday.




Bill Cosby is the most charismatic and entertaining necrophiliac of our time.- Tina Dupuy









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Now I have to figure out how to get this wonderful logo into the masthead.


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My high school friend and his wife drove from Florida to Alaska and back. I asked them if I could share some of their wonderful photos with you. This one is at Denali National Park in Alaska.

Peace.

Monday, July 27, 2015

Obama Blasts GOP Critics of Iran Nuclear Deal




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Obama Blasts GOP Critics of Iran Nuclear Deal
ADDIS ABABA, Ethiopia—President Barack Obama excoriated Republican critics of the nuclear agreement with Iran—particularly the GOP presidential candidates—saying they’re playing “fast and loose” with the facts to scuttle the accord and making a mockery of the American political process.



My siblings are here, aunts, uncles. And so, tonight, I welcome all of them to a somewhat unusual Obama family reunion. I suspect that some of my critics back home are suggesting that I’m back here to look for my birth certificate. That is not the case. - President Barack Obama in Kenya







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Ever wonder how ol' Hitler feels bein' constantly compared to a black man that supports gay marriage and minorities?- TeaPainUSA




Iran Is Mad At Obama
A nuclear agreement may have been reached between Iran and the US. This didn't stop Iran's top leader from tweeting an image of the president with a gun to his head.









Pretty clear that the first Republican candidate who compares immigrants to Hitler is going to win this primary.- LOLGOP




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Mike Huckabee is to Christianity what Jesus was to saying stupid offensive sh*t to get attention. - John Fugelsang





Jeb Experiences Sharknado Culture Shock
Jeb Bush dealt with a lot of hurricanes during his time as Florida's governor, but a "Sharknado" is one storm the 2016 presidential hopeful doesn't want to mess with.

In a video posted to his YouTube account Friday, the Republican admitted he had never heard of the airborne shark-based movie franchise, and said he's never seen anything like it.












If everyone in a movie theater had a gun, we wouldn't have to worry about gun violence. This is why war zones are noted for their safety.- LOLGOP






Scrambled Eggs For Brains Speaks
Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) is unleashing a new defense of the Confederate flag by arguing it kills fewer blacks than Planned Parenthood.

















With Demagoguery Inflation going on in the GOP, the winner of the debates is going to have to pull off the nearly impossible Triple Hitler.- LOLGOP











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Not only does God endorse Multiculturalism but He seems to have invented it.- John Fugelsang







Well, KISS My Grits
Former Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush: newest KISS members?
The ex-commander in chiefs were eyed rubbing shoulders with the rock band’s frontman, Gene Simmons, over the weekend.


















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The Party of Lincoln became the party of the flag of the guys who killed Lincoln.- LOLGOP









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To those who say Donald Trump is making us the laughingstock of the world, actually our gun laws already did that.- Andy Borowitz







13 Giant Companies Believe In Global Warming
Thirteen giant companies joined the Obama administration’s Act on Climate initiative Monday, announcing at least $140 billion in new low-carbon investment and more than 1,600 megawatts (MW) of new renewable energy, the White House said.




I like when I'm on hold and a machine tells me my call is very important to it.- John Fugelsang









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Sent in by a favorite AHNC viewer, Dennis: A friend of mine, Brenda, was hiking near Ouray, Colorado yesterday.  That's about 30 miles to the south and about a mile and half higher from where I live.  She said they took a ton of photos and liked this one best.

This is so cool, spring flowers end of July!  Photo by Brenda

Peace.