Obama Blasts GOP Critics of Iran Nuclear Deal

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Obama Blasts GOP Critics of Iran Nuclear Deal
ADDIS ABABA, Ethiopia—President Barack Obama excoriated Republican critics of the nuclear agreement with Iran—particularly the GOP presidential candidates—saying they’re playing “fast and loose” with the facts to scuttle the accord and making a mockery of the American political process.



My siblings are here, aunts, uncles. And so, tonight, I welcome all of them to a somewhat unusual Obama family reunion. I suspect that some of my critics back home are suggesting that I’m back here to look for my birth certificate. That is not the case. - President Barack Obama in Kenya

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• US and Turkey to create 'IS-free zone' in Syria
• Forced to strike IS, Turkey gambles on attacking PKK
• Iran accuses Bahrain of stoking Gulf tensions
• Clashes rock Jerusalem's Al-Aqsa mosque
• US blasts Russia, Thailand in human trafficking report

Ever wonder how ol' Hitler feels bein' constantly compared to a black man that supports gay marriage and minorities?- TeaPainUSA




Iran Is Mad At Obama
A nuclear agreement may have been reached between Iran and the US. This didn't stop Iran's top leader from tweeting an image of the president with a gun to his head.

Pretty clear that the first Republican candidate who compares immigrants to Hitler is going to win this primary.- LOLGOP




Republican Shenanigans

• John Boehner Cries During Interview With The Golf Channel
• Reince Priebus: GOP candidates should pledge not to make third-party bids ...
• Senate smackdown: Cruz, Lee efforts squelched by leaders
• Huckabee Hits Back At Obama: Iran Has Pledged To 'Annihilate' Israel 
• Rick Perry: 'It Makes A Lot Of Sense' To Bring Guns To Movie Theaters
• Dennis Rodman endorses Donald Trump: 'We don't need another politician'
• Hulk Hogan asks why it’s okay for President Obama to use the N-word
• Fox News’ Elisabeth Hasselbeck says Sandra Bland could have used cigarette as a weapon

Mike Huckabee is to Christianity what Jesus was to saying stupid offensive sh*t to get attention. - John Fugelsang

Jeb Experiences Sharknado Culture Shock
Jeb Bush dealt with a lot of hurricanes during his time as Florida's governor, but a "Sharknado" is one storm the 2016 presidential hopeful doesn't want to mess with.

In a video posted to his YouTube account Friday, the Republican admitted he had never heard of the airborne shark-based movie franchise, and said he's never seen anything like it.

If everyone in a movie theater had a gun, we wouldn't have to worry about gun violence. This is why war zones are noted for their safety.- LOLGOP

Scrambled Eggs For Brains Speaks
Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) is unleashing a new defense of the Confederate flag by arguing it kills fewer blacks than Planned Parenthood.

With Demagoguery Inflation going on in the GOP, the winner of the debates is going to have to pull off the nearly impossible Triple Hitler.- LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

• As Bernie Sanders Dismantles Hillary Clinton, The GOP Must Discover Human Capitalism
• Alabama Football Coach, Nick Saban, would only cheat on his wife with 'Hillary F---ing Rodham Clinton'
• Hillary Clinton unveils climate change policy
• Sandra Bland’s death divides Texas county with ugly history of racism

Not only does God endorse Multiculturalism but He seems to have invented it.- John Fugelsang

Well, KISS My Grits
Former Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush: newest KISS members?
The ex-commander in chiefs were eyed rubbing shoulders with the rock band’s frontman, Gene Simmons, over the weekend.

The Party of Lincoln became the party of the flag of the guys who killed Lincoln.- LOLGOP

Business/Tech News

• Oil hits four-month low on China stocks tumble, supply worries
• Hacker takes down New York magazine website
• Western Union restarts money transfer service in Greece
• Costa Rica taxi drivers “declare war” on likely arrival of Uber service

To those who say Donald Trump is making us the laughingstock of the world, actually our gun laws already did that.- Andy Borowitz

13 Giant Companies Believe In Global Warming
Thirteen giant companies joined the Obama administration’s Act on Climate initiative Monday, announcing at least $140 billion in new low-carbon investment and more than 1,600 megawatts (MW) of new renewable energy, the White House said.




I like when I'm on hold and a machine tells me my call is very important to it.- John Fugelsang

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Odd News

• Did You Know Bill Nye’s Mom Was A World War II Code Breaker?
• A Millennial Named Bush
• America's Youngest Convicted Murderers Are Being Released
• Kanye West smashes microphone and storms off stage
• San Francisco combats the stench of urine with pee-repellant paint

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Sent in by a favorite AHNC viewer, Dennis: A friend of mine, Brenda, was hiking near Ouray, Colorado yesterday.  That's about 30 miles to the south and about a mile and half higher from where I live.  She said they took a ton of photos and liked this one best.

This is so cool, spring flowers end of July!  Photo by Brenda

Peace.

Sigh, another mass shooting.

Louisiana gunman was a ‘drifter’ and self-described taxpayer watchdog who tried and failed to get rich quick
Police have identified the gunman who killed two women and wounded seven other people at a Louisiana movie theater before fatally shooting himself.



We're using science to reduce car deaths to historic lows. Congress won't even let us study how to reduce gun deaths. - LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Turkey stages first airstrikes on Islamic State in Syria, rounds up Kurds
• Syrian government says too early for more U.N.-backed peace talks
• Senior Al Qaeda operational commander killed in US airstrike
• British teen accused of plot to commit college massacre

I completely and fully support your second amendment right to be well-regulated.- LOLGOP

Kicking People When They Are Down Is Bad Politics
 Residents of this dusty village are bracing for Israeli bulldozers to come and knock down their makeshift homes of tarp, wood and wire any day now.









And as his plan to have Trump make Scott Walker look moderate unfolds, Satan giggles and throws a few table scraps to a burning Nixon.- John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

• Elderly woman rips Jeb in townhall: "I paid into that for years - now you want to take it away?”
• Georgia official says black woman he racially slurred as ‘cheap street walker’ is the one who should apologize
• Joe Arpaio Renews Obama Birther Claims, Repeatedly Snaps at Tapper in Bizarre CNN Interview
• Tapper to GOPers: If You Think Beating Trump Is Too Hard, ‘Good Luck with Vladimir Putin’
• William Shatner: Cruz's Belief That Captain Kirk Was Republican Is 'Silly'
• Appeals Court Tosses One Of Two Criminal Charges Against Rick Perry 

The State Of The Other 15 GOP Candidates
They have been holding mock debates, hunkering down with advisers and finessing policy answers. But the most pressing concern for many Republican presidential contenders as they prepare for the first debate of the 2016 primary season is one man: Donald Trump.






"A major Iowa newspaper published an op-ed against Trump calling him a 'self-absorbed, wholly unqualified feckless blowhard.' Or as Trump put it, 'You forgot very rich . . . I'm a very rich, self-absorbed, wholly unqualified feckless blowhard. Very, very rich.'" –Jimmy Fallon

Why, Of Course The Louisiana Gunman Was A Right Winger And Not A Libturd!
The gunman who killed two moviegoers and wounded nine others had a prolific online commenting history that revealed a fascination with censorship, Iran, and right-wing politics.

"Ohio Governor John Kasich became the 16th Republican to announce that he is running for president. During his speech he referred to Jesus Christ, which is ironic because so did Americans when they heard another Republican was running for president." –Jimmy Fallon

Senate GOP Attempts End Around Play To Repeal OBAMACARE!
Senate Republicans will finally take a shot at their great white whale, but their first vote to repeal Obamacare since taking over the Senate majority in January will come as an amendment to a highway bill and be held on a Sunday in late July. It's not exactly the headline-making confrontation with the President over his signature legislation that conservatives have been hankering for.






Rock The Voter News

• Bernie Sanders's '100% Brooklyn' Roots Show Beyond His Accent 
• Bernie Sanders' spokesman holds down two jobs
• U.S. DOJ asked to probe handling of Clinton's emails - NYT
• Hillary vs. the Press, Round One Million: The Times Screws Up a Scoop
• Hillary Clinton Addresses ‘Concerted Attack’ on Planned Parenthood
• Latest Video Attacking Planned Parenthood Full Of More Deceptive Edits

The people who always told us pot makes you lazy are now telling us it made Sandra Bland violent. - John Fugelsang

The real risk of smoking marijuana is that you could end up President of the United States.- LOLGOP

Costa Rica Catholics Are Not In Denial
Roughly a month after Pope Francis made his appeal for the global community to “urgently” take action to address climate change and other environmental damage, Costa Rica’s Catholic Church is looking to take a stronger stance nationally on the environment.

Business/Tech News

• Oil on track for more than 5% weekly drop 
• MSNBC Is Canceling Ed Schultz And Giving His Show To Chuck Todd
• Citigroup's Mexico Unit Faces Widening U.S. Laundering Probe
• After Jeep Hack, Chrysler Recalls 1.4M Vehicles For Bug Fix

"It'll be a very classy, very luxurious border wall. Probably the classiest border wall of all time." — Donald Trump's immigration policy

Obama Admits The U.S. Lacks Common Sense
President Barack Obama highlighted that gun violence had killed far more Americans than terrorism since 9/11 on Thursday and said it was "distressing" how the country lacked "common-sense" laws to tackle the problem.




I would love to see the Venn diagram of Donald Trump supporters and people who love Adam Sandler movies.- Jeff Tiedrich

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Odd News

• Chris Brown begs Philippines to allow him to leave
• Man leaves dead rattlesnake on Arizona police memorial
• Craigslist founder gives group $10,000 for composting toilet
• 'I'm not quitting,' says hunter of Loch Ness monster
• You Shouldn't Panic About Those Fukushima 'Mutant Daisies'
• Surfer Sets Himself On Fire, Gets Barreled Like It's NBD

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The tallest mountains on earth, the Himalayas, from space. Photo/NASA

Peace.

Republican Outreach Talking Points

Donald Trump Threatens Third-Party Candidacy
Donald J. Trump has been roiling Republicans by attacking his rivals on their weak poll numbers and questioning their energy (Jeb Bush) and intelligence (Rick Perry).
But the larger threat that he poses to the party is the prospect that he could opt out and run as a third-party candidate. True to form, Mr. Trump is keeping the option open.



Having Donald Trump as President would pretty much eliminate immigration.- Andy Borowitz

Looking forward to the GOP's "Immigrants are Rapists and American Women Should Be Forced to Bear Their Children 2016" campaign.- LOLGOP






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Obamamania sweeps Kenya as resourceful businesses cash in on visit
• Saudi official downplays significance of recent Hamas visit
• European business reps congregate on Iran business forum
• Obama administration in 'final stages' of planning Gitmo closing
• Michigan town blocks Muslim man’s secular scout camp over fears it’s a secret ISIS training ground
• Armed man arrested in LA where Biden was due to speak
• Police investigate cross-burnings outside Texas church

If the GOP really thinks Iran is going to cheat no matter what, they'll get their war anyway. Their real fear is that Iran will comply.- LOLGOP

Iran Debate
The first prominent face-off in the debate over the proposed nuclear agreement with Iran opened Thursday morning as Obama administration officials were confronted by skeptical members of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.












Calling immigrants "rapists" gave Donald Trump's GOP poll numbers an erection.- LOLGOP

Republican Shenanigans

• Anderson Cooper: Donald Trump is ‘impervious to facts’ because anti-immigrant GOP voters don’t care
• Powerful New York state senator convicted of lying to FBI agents
• ‘F*cking n*****s… they want it all': NY official slurs black leaders with N-word 8 times in a minute
• ‘Rot in hell Muslim scum’: New Jersey Republican under fire for hateful Chattanooga remarks
• GOP Outrage With Roberts Court Over 'Judicial Tyranny' Reaches Fever Pitch

Trump Blames Unions For Messing Up His Border Tour
After a local Border Patrol union in Laredo, Texas, pulled out of its Thursday tour of the U.S.-Mexico border with Donald Trump, the real estate mogul blamed the cancellation on "pressure at the national level."









Maybe, just maybe, all of the Republican candidates losing to Trump are also complete jokes. - LOLGOP

Swing State Sanity!
A majority of voters in three key swing states for the 2016 presidential election agree with Pope Francis’ calls to confront climate change. Voters in Colorado, Iowa and Virginia also said they believe climate change is caused by human activity, Quinnipiac University found in a poll released Wednesday.




Why do all these scientists persist in pursuing climate change, which has no biblical basis, when they should be trying to resurrect Reagan?- Tea Party Cat

Rock The Voter News

• Bernie Sanders 'disappointed' in Ed Schultz cancellation 
• Questions About the Sandra Bland Case

So cops can't just murder people in their custody after they pull them over for no reason? Jeez, you liberals have soooo many rules!- Tea Party Cat

The idea that black people deserve violence for daring to live in a country they were dragged to has been with us since our founding.- LOLGOP

Canada Beats USA For Largest Land Oil Spill In North America!
By the time a contractor spotted a burst in the wall of an Alberta tar sands pipeline on July 15, a spill was already well underway. In a public apology on Friday, the pipeline’s owner, Nexen Energy, announced the spill was contained, but the cause, and the length of time it had been spilling, was still unknown. Thirty-one thousand barrels (roughly 1.3 million gallons) of bitumen, water and sand had spilled—a greater volume than even the 2010 Kalamazoo River spill in Michigan, still the largest land spill in the U.S.

Business/Tech News

• Oil edges higher as dollar drops
• California panel proposes guidelines for legalizing marijuana
• University of California to raise worker minimum wage to $15
• New York moves to raise state minimum wage to $15 for fast-food workers

If undocumented corporations came across the border at least America would treat them like people.- John Fugelsang

Apple Broke Antitrust Rules?
A consumer group is asking federal regulators to look at whether Apple broke antitrust rules while establishing its new music service.














WebMD says I’m a schizophrenic. We laughed and laughed. - JokeBlogger.com

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Odd News

• Swimmers take dip in long-polluted New York lake to hail cleanup
• 560-pound man biking across US to lose weight
• Police: Man sneaks into home, hides under bed for 3 days
• Watch A 6-Foot Water Balloon Pop In Slow Motion -- With A 6-Foot Man Stuffed Inside It
• Couple Is Trying To Make Personal Shark Cages A Thing

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Birds of a feather flocked together.

Peace.