Monday, July 20, 2015

Trump's IQ Test results are in!





John McCain Wants Donald Trump to Apologize to Veterans
Sen. John McCain said billionaire Donald Trump should apologize to military service members and their families after his comments on troops held captive during war.





Donald Trump wanted to become America's president but wound up becoming America's IQ test.- John Fugelsnag












The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam





Trump will be fine with Fox viewers unless he degrades Bill O'Reilly's service in the War on Christmas.- LOLGOP










Obama Is Working The Phones
The White House, facing the wrath of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and his allies in Washington, held a conference call on Tuesday to persuade Jewish groups to give President Barack Obama’s nuclear deal with Iran a chance. Their message: Kindly hold your fire.



John Kerry's Reaction To Trump Dissing McCain


Reactions From AHNC Viewers About The Donald


Lisa,
I was so dumbfounded by what Trump said about McCain not being a hero.
McCain is a hero because he could have won his freedom from NV, but he
choose not to because the rest of his fellow solderers would not be
released as well. THIS makes him a HERO.
Love what you do and follow you everyday.
Your friend, Paul

Regards,
Paul

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Trump points out that being a P.O.W. does not equate with being a "war
hero" and the GOP candidates all freak out over the inexcusable,
never-appropriate, and absolutely-contrary-to-everything-the-GOP-stands-for
disparaging insult to every American that ever served in the military.  I
guess they mean everyone except
multiple-combat-medal-decorated-actual-war-hero John Kerry.  Swift boat
anyone?

Regards,
Big Dog



Thanks for writing.
Don't you all realize that it OK to bash a Democrat's military service but not a Republican's?
If the GOP goes against Trump he just may run as an Independent and hand over the presidency to Hillary Clinton, just as Perot did to help Bill Clinton beat George Bush. 
Wouldn't that be great?
Thanks Trump!

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At an RNC meeting later this week if Trump's numbers don't drop: "How do we get him to call Reagan gay?"- LOLGOP








Republican Shenanigans









Donald Trump won't apologize for his comments on McCain, "I like people who weren't captured," also explains Trump's hatred of zoo animals.- Jeff Dwoskin





Check Out One Of The Jade Helm Leaders. And He Owns Guns.
Pete Lanteri, the former Marine who's organized a citizen surveillance group to monitor a military training exercise taking place this summer across seven southern states, is a self-described "hothead" prone to Facebook rants about rounding up "commies" and how blacks are a "failed race."

















Obama Wants To Take Away Guns From Crazy Old People
Seeking tighter controls over firearm purchases, the Obama administration is pushing to ban Social Security beneficiaries from owning guns if they lack the mental capacity to manage their own affairs, a move that could affect millions whose monthly disability payments are handled by others.










Note to politicians: viciously attacking a war hero never works. Except for when the Republicans attacked John Kerry in 2004. Okay, never mind.- Andy Borowitz




Rock The Voter News









Abe Lincoln Freed A Slave 22 Years Before He Was President
Researchers believe they found the grave of a man who could be considered the first black male slave freed by Abraham Lincoln, tracking his final resting place to the cemetery of a former Minnesota psychiatric hospital.





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Conservative analyst: "We had two perfectly good enemies in Cuba and Iran before Obama messed things up."- Andy Borowitz









Business/Tech News



Ashley Madison. A website with 35 million adults seeking affairs. And you're worried about gay people ruining marriage.- LOLGOP








PayPal Is Doing Well. I'm Glad. I Love PayPal.
PayPal Holdings Inc shares jumped as much as 11 percent in their highly anticipated return to the Nasdaq after more than a decade in eBay Inc's fold, valuing the digital payment processor at about $52 billion.



Winchester Unveils New 9MM Stray Bullet Guaranteed To Hit Innocent Bystanders. - The Onion







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Odd News





Time To Deflate Photo


President Abraham Lincoln meeting with General George McClellan at Antietam. October 3, 1862 in this colorized photograph. I see the US Flag is being used as a table cloth.

Peace.

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Trump slams McCain for being ‘captured’ in Vietnam





Trump slams McCain for being ‘captured’ in Vietnam
AMES, Iowa -- Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump slammed Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.), a decorated Vietnam War veteran, on Saturday by saying McCain was not a war hero because he was captured by the North Vietnamese.



The media doesn't get that Donald Trump is the closest some red states will ever get to being able to vote for Boss Hogg.- John Fugelsang








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




Conservatives: We must do everything we can to secure our homeland from terrorism, except background checks on all gun purchases.- LOLGOP









I didn't do it.


Whoopsy From Italy 
 A dramatic breach at an Italian surveillance company has laid bare the details of government cyberattacks worldwide, putting intelligence chiefs in the hot seat from Cyprus to South Korea. The massive leak has already led to one spymaster's resignation and pulled back the curtain on espionage in the iPhone age.














Republican Shenanigans




Earlier this week Donald Trump gave an interview with CNN at a winery he owns in Virginia. It turns out Trump’s winery makes two different kinds of wine: white wine and not-white wine.- Jimmy Fallon




These People Are A Ticking Time Bomb
The leader of a volunteer group formed as a “watchdog” over Jade Helm 15 military exercises dismissed 90 percent of Americans as useless and said “he can’t wait to kill thousands of these f*cks.”












President Obama today became the first sitting U.S. president to visit a federal prison. And for a brief moment, there was some real excitement over at Fox News.- Seth Myers












Racists Have No Shame, Just Like Trump
Nearly 40,000 demand South Carolina remove slave memorial because it ‘shames’ whites



No, I don’t need a Trump 2016 bumper sticker; I already have truck nuts.- Tea Party Cat










Rock The Voter News




Ever notice how "Freedom Lovers" love freedom so much, they want theirs and yours too? - Tea Pain









Hi, we're Hobby Lobby. We outsourced manufacturing to a country w/forced abortions but won't cover female employee IUD, b/c we're pro-life.- John Fugelsang





Bernie Sanders Calls For A Political Revolution
On Friday, Bernie Sanders may have been the first sitting United States Senator to call for “political revolution” at a rubber chicken dinner.






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Kids in a school. Worshippers in a church. Soldiers at work. We can do better for all of them.- LOLGOP









Business/Tech News




Crushing student loan debt is keeping millions from enjoying crushing home mortgage debt.- John Fugelsang




The Wolves Of Wall Street
 JPMorgan Chase & Co (JPM.N) agreed to pay $388 million to settle a suit by investors claiming that the largest U.S. bank had misled them about the safety of $10 billion worth of residential mortgage-backed securities it sold before the financial crisis.









Trump presidency, Day 5: Trump fires congressmen who refuse to vote for his bill building 3-mile high border wall/casino.- Tea Party Cat









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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo

A trip to Yellowstone National Park isn’t complete without seeing Midway Geyser Basin. A boardwalk leads you to the colorful Grand Prismatic Spring. At 370 feet in diameter and over 121 feet deep, Grand Prismatic is the park’s largest hot spring. This jaw-dropping multi-image panorama shows Grand Prismatic Spring at night with the #MilkyWay sparkling above it and the stars reflected in the water below. Image courtesy of Dave Lane Astrophotography. — at Yellowstone National Park.

Peace.

Friday, July 17, 2015

Good News, Bad News

The good news first.

Life takes mysterious turns and today I took a fascinating and unexpected turn.

This is the view from the soon-to-be-new executive office suite of All Hat No Cattle.



Well, All Hat No Cattle now has a place to produce a better website because now it will be poolside, overlooking the beauty of Costa Rica. The owners are delightful, fascinating and intelligent people.

How lucky am I?

The bad news now. Sigh. NO AHNC today.

But I will post a rare weekend edition for you tomorrow.

Thank you so much for stopping by, see you tomorrow!