Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Iran Makes Nuclear Deal





Death to America, deal with America: Iran's Khamenei
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei's distrust of the United States loomed over nuclear talks for years but Iran's supreme leader ultimately did a deal because it served the nation's interests. Faced with conflicting pressures over a US-led agreement -- needed to end crippling....




Trump: I would have made Iran give me a nuclear weapon. - LOLGOP







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




If Republicans think American wants another Bush war in the Middle East, they can put that right on the ballot in 2016.- LOLGOP











Will The GOP Try To Nuke The Iran Deal? Of Course!
President Barack Obama heralded a nuclear agreement with Iran on Tuesday as an opportunity to shift direction in the Middle East, and warned he would veto any attempt by deeply skeptical Republican lawmakers to overturn the deal.





"We had two perfectly good enemies in Cuba and Iran before Obama messed things up."
-- Republican talking point










Republican Shenanigans




In a perfect world, El Chapo would dig a tunnel directly under Trump during a GOP debate and Donald would suddenly vanish.- Andy Borowitz






More "Christianity" Being Shoved Down Our Throats Whether We Like It Or Not!
A North Carolina Republican told a religious gathering that his “primary mission” as a congressman was to promote the Gospel of Christ.
Rep. Robert Pittenger (R-NC) appeared last week alongside Reps. Trent Franks (R-AZ) and Louie Gohmert (R-TX) at the weeklong “Celebrate America” revival meeting in Washington, D.C., reported Right Wing Watch.






Shorter Trump: "I'd take anyone in fist fight and kick their ass"
Mexican Criminal: "I'll make you eat your words"
Trump: "Please US Government help protect me"

Irony at it's core.
















They hated John Kerry for going to war when they wouldn't and now they hate him for going to peace.- LOLGOP









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If Ronald Reagan had reached the #IranDeal, GOP would demand he be placed on all currency and etched into Rushmore. - Bipartisan Report











Texas Is Ready For Jade Helm 15
The multi-state U.S. military training exercise dubbed "Jade Helm 15," which has spawned myriad conspiracy theories and vexed public officials who struggled to allay the concerns of constituents, is finally here.







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FOX News is a Mecca for people who hate Mecca.- John Fugelsang










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One economist is proposing that the way to save Greece is to take Greece's $56 billion in assets and move them to an offshore bank account. And his second proposal is to bring the Parthenon to the next "Antiques Road Show."- Conan O'Brien








Latest Poll: Trump Isn't As Disgusting As Last Week
The polls have been very kind to Donald Trump in recent weeks, and Monday was no exception, as Monmouth University released its monthly poll of Republican presidential voters. The results showed Trump in second place nationally, trailing only Jeb Bush. But that wasn’t the big news. The real headline in the Monmouth survey is that the general public dislike of Trump, even among Republican voters, seems to be dissipating.




Pluto doesn't care if we think it's a planet or not.- John Fugelsang








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Mea Culpa for the late post today but it was one of those days!




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Pluto nearly fills the frame in this image from the Long Range Reconnaissance Imager (LORRI) aboard NASA’s New Horizons spacecraft, taken on July 13, 2015. This view is dominated by the large, bright feature informally named the “heart,” which measures approximately 1,000 miles (1,600 kilometers) across. The heart borders darker equatorial terrains, and the mottled terrain to its east (right) are complex. However, even at this resolution, much of the heart’s interior appears remarkably featureless—possibly a sign of ongoing geologic processes.
CREDIT: NASA/APL/SwRI

Peace.

Monday, July 13, 2015

Scott Walker Prematurely Ejacutweets





Twitter misfire puts Walker into 2016 presidential race prematurely
 A technical glitch put Republican Scott Walker into the 2016 presidential race prematurely on Friday, days ahead of his official announcement speech.




Scott Walker. The boring Donald Trump.- LOLGOP










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It was a good week to be called stupid by people who think liberals fought for segregation and the Confederate Flag.- John Fugelsang









Trumps' Foreign Policy
Republican presidential candidate and real estate mogul Donald Trump on Friday reportedly told an audience of Hollywood conservatives that the U.S. "should have invaded Mexico" instead of Iraq.




Trump presidency, Day 1: 11,500,000 illegal immigrants walk home to Mexico, stopping only to build giant wall to keep them from returning.- Tea Party Cat









Republican Shenanigans




Every time there's another mass shooting and we still don't talk about guns Satan hi-fives Wayne LaPierre.- John Fugelsang










Another Premature Ejacutweet
Former George W. Bush speechwriter turned Atlantic magazine senior editor David Frum tweeted over the weekend that Serena Williams might be taking steroids. Moments later, he deleted the tweets and claimed they were part of a private conversation and not intended for public consumption.








Hillary Clinton Suspended 3 Weeks By FEC For Spitting On Volunteer. - The Onion















Hillary on Jeb's comments on longer work hours: "He must not have met many American workers. They don't need a lecture, they need a raise."




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I'm Half-Southern & Half-Brooklyn, so Mom called us 'y'all' and Dad called us 'Rat Bastards.'- Johm Fugelsang











Obama Pulls An End Around Religious Objection
The Obama administration on Friday issued its final rules for employers who morally object to covering birth control in their health insurance plans. The accommodation ensures that all employed women, unless they work for a place of worship, will still have their birth control covered at no cost to them, even if their employers refuse to cover it.








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GOP elites are going to find out that the only way to get rid of Donald Trump is to be a woman who turns 40.- LOLGOP




Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Continues...
Indefatigable Obama critic Orly Taitz saw a Texas judge throw out multiple claims the lawyer cum dentist filed against President Barack Obama in a 35-page decision issued last week, reports the Valley Morning Star.










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W Bush lied us into a war that made Cheney's co $39.5 bil - but Bush speaks to vets wounded in that war and only gets paid a measly $100k.- John Fugelsang








Tico Backhands Trump
While the fallout, and attention, from billionaire Donald Trump’s derogatory statements about Mexican immigrants continues, one Tico living in the United States is giving Trump the proverbial finger — in liquid form.




Poor people of Greece. In the U.S. you have to elect Scott Walker three times to get this screwed.- LOLGOP









Anthony Bourdain on when people catch him at KFC: "It's like being recognized leaving a porn shop."






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Painters on Brooklyn Bridge, c. 1914-1918.

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Friday, July 10, 2015

South Carolina Takes Down Confederate Flag





Confederate flag has arrived at museum
Officials with the museum that will house the Confederate battle flag that flew on South Carolina’s Statehouse grounds for years confirm that the banner has been received.




Take that Confederate flag down and put the Voting Rights Act back up, y'all.  - LOLGOP









The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



Kim Jong-Jeb, "the smart Kim." - Jeff Tiedrich









More Flag News: Putin Makes His Own
Make no bones about it — Vladmir Putin‘s Russia does not like the gays. From the country’s vehement anti-LGBT laws, to its hilariously awful response to Apple CEO Tim Cook‘s coming out, Russia does not support the LGBT community one bit






South Carolina, stop congratulating yourself for finally taking down the ConfederateFlag. It took you 150 years. You don't get a cookie.- Jeff Tiedrich








Republican Shenanigans




"Presidential hopeful Donald Trump said yesterday that he has better hair than Senator Marco Rubio – a claim that was recently disproven by wind." –Seth Meyers









I'm guessing this is the saddest day in Charlie Daniels' life.- Kona Lowell




White Detroit Rapper Defends Confederate Flag
Rock musician Kid Rock, who often uses the Confederate flag as a prop in his performances, defiantly responded to recent criticisms of its use in a quote given to Fox News.
“Please tell the people who are protesting to kiss my ass,” the statement read in its entirety (which Fox News’ Megyn Kelly appropriately watered down for television Thursday night).











More Republican Butthurt Coming Soon!
As Republicans face a withering blowback for embracing the display of Confederate flags on National Parks and federal cemeteries, Democrats are looking to capitalize on the misfire and draw attention to Republican reluctance to let go of the Confederate flag.








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Trump's Obsession With Obama's Birth Continues
Donald Trump says he’s still not convinced President Obama was born in America, but that he’s not interested in rehashing the issue.
"I don't know. I really don't know," the 2016 Republican presidential candidate told CNN when asked on Thursday. "I don't know why he wouldn't release his records."










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It's Past Due To Increase Funding For Background Checks
The white gunman who massacred nine black churchgoers last month in Charleston, South Carolina was only able to purchase the gun he used in the shooting because of an "error" in the background check system, the FBI said Friday.










The Confederacy shall not rise again. Flag is down. You lost. Again.- Warren Holstein Tweet




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Jeb Bush wants you to work more hours and retire at 69. Paul Ryan wants to take away Social Security. No wonder the GOP wants to stop you from voting. - The Daily Edge







I Wonder If Rand Paul Uses An AQUA BUDDHA 
Less than a month after holding a fundraiser on the sidelines of a Colorado marijuana conference, Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., is joining the fight to give America’s growing legal marijuana industry access to banking services.












Huggies now offers a diaper called "Little Swimmers;" which i believe are what actually cause the babies in the 1st place.- John Fugelsang








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Deep in the northeastern region of one of the wettest places on Earth, the Khasi tribe in India, fashions 100 foot living bridges out of rubber fig roots. It takes more than a decade for one structure to be completed but, once finished the resulting crossing is both beautiful and functional.

Best wishes for a beautiful and peaceful weekend, y'all.