Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Public Shaming





Jeb Bush In 1995: Unwed Mothers Should Be Publicly Shamed
...In a chapter called "The Restoration of Shame,” the likely 2016 presidential candidate made the case that restoring the art of public humiliation could help prevent pregnancies “out of wedlock.”




Weird, I don't remember Jeb shaming Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol, when she was unwed and pregnant.








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




At a summit this weekend, President Obama accidentally missed a high five from the prime minister of Iraq. Pretty embarrassing, but not as bad as the time George W. Bush left Saddam hanging. - Seth Myers







Nowwwwwwwwwwwww He Tells Us
More than a decade after the Bush administration invaded Iraq in 2003, former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said that he never bought into the idea of democratizing the country.
















Jeb Bush could shake up his campaign and become the instant GOP frontrunner by replacing himself with Mitt Romney.- LOLGOP





Secret CIA/Mossad Visit Not Secret Anymore
CIA chief John Brennan made a "secret" visit to Israel last week to discuss an emerging nuclear deal between Iran and world powers, Israel's Haaretz newspaper reported on Tuesday.










Republican Shenanigans





Rick Santorum is a devout Catholic, he just thinks Vatican's wrong about Death Penalty, Iraq War, Climate Change & health care for poor people. - John Fugelsang















Top Attorney To Wrassle For Hastert
Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert has hired a top white-collar crime defense attorney to represent him against federal charges that he tried to hide hush money payments and lied about it to the FBI.












Barbara Bush on her 90th birthday: "I want to thank the American people for their lovely birthday wishes and also tell them that I'm terribly sorry for... well, everything."- Andy Borowitz








Anne Coulter Says Pander To Whites, Not Latinos Or Blacks
Ann Coulter told Bill O’Reilly tonight that pandering to minority groups won’t help Republicans win elections, but “driving up the white vote” will.

















Rock The Voter News





All the fundraising in the world won't erase the Bush family record
As Jeb Bush focuses on foreign policy this week during a visit to Europe, his team at home is finalizing a fundraising blitz that will begin as soon as he steps into the 2016 presidential race.











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280K new jobs in May, 63 straight months of job growth with 12.6 million added. Smile, Republicans. It's your country, too.- Kona Lowell









Business/Tech News




U.S. Job Openings At Record High! Trickle Down Economics Finally Working!
U.S. employers advertised the most open jobs in April than at any time in the 15 years that the government has tracked the data, a sign that this year's steady hiring will likely continue.




The FDA is finally ready to approve that female libido pill, unless you say the wrong thing and totally ruin the mood.- John Fugelsang




Subway ticket machine in Moscow accepts 30 squats as its payment.





On Saturday, Tiger Woods had a rough time at the Memorial Tournament in Ohio, where he shot an 85, which was his worst round ever — or what most people who have ever played golf would happily call "my best round ever, shot an 85."- Jimmy Fallon





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A train hugging the coast of South Africa.

Peace.

Monday, June 8, 2015

Fracking Associated With Smaller Babies






Fracking Associated With Smaller Babies
The scientists used data on 15,451 live births in southwest Pennsylvania from 2007 to 2010. They categorized the mothers by how close they lived to gas wells and the concentration of wells in the area





How do we get the Pope in GOP debates?- LOLGOP








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




30,000 gun deaths each year: 
ENFORCE CURRENT LAWS!

31 cases of voter fraud since 2000:
GRANDMA NEEDS A NEW ID! - LOLGOP




China And The U.S. To Meet
One of China's top military officers left for an official visit to the United States on Monday, the Defense Ministry said, amid tension between the two countries over the South China Sea and cybersecurity.









Scott Walker said that he'd be open to re-invading Iraq. I'd be open to that, too, if we'd just be sending him.- Andy Borowitz




Republican Shenanigans




It's OK When Republicans Do It! But Not The Clintons!
President George W. Bush took a lot of flak for his way with words during his time in office, but after stepping down he has reportedly spun his words into gold.

Bush has been paid for at least 200 speeches, "typically pocketing $100,000 to $175,000 per appearance," according to Politico in a post published on Sunday. The former President has reportedly soaked up millions of dollars.




"I'm surprised you don't see more homeless guys roasting pigeons on a stick." - 1 well-dressed NYC white guy to another, as I pass by. - John Fugelsang










The unemployment rate is now 5.5%, but the real number is actually much higher if you hate Obama.-Andy Borowitz




Police Exhibit Decorator Skills
A Colorado man accused police in Greenwood Village of being “paramilitary thugs” after they blew up his home while trying to catch a gun-toting shoplifter who had decided to hide out there.














George W. Bush Got 100K To Speak At Homeless Shelter Fundraiser
With the mega-speeches of Bill and Hillary Clinton riling up so many headlines, Politico’s Michael Kruse decided to investigate how Clinton’s successor was doing on what Gerald Ford called the “mashed potato circuit.” The answer: pretty damn well, though exact figures proved suspiciously difficult to track down.





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It'll be awkward for the Rapture folk when Jesus comes back & he's a homeless brown-skinned liberal who speaks no English.  - John Fugelsang









Cop Attacks 14 Year Old Girl In Bikini
A Dallas-area policeman has been placed on administrative leave after a video surfaced in social media that showed him throwing a bathing-suit clad girl to the ground and drawing a gun on another at a pool party disturbance, officials said on Sunday.




Conservatives seem not trust the government except when it comes to black people at a pool party.- LOLGOP








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My husband: Why didn't someone tell Chris Christie not to wear that?! Me: Because they're all under indictment.- Tina Dupuy










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Former Rhode Island Governor Lincoln Chafee announced his run for president yesterday. And he said he wants the U.S. to switch to the metric system. OK, you know what? I will start — Lincoln Chafee won't get within a kilometer of the White House. He's several hectares away.- Seth Myers








Why Doesn't The U.S. Government Have The Latest In Computer Technology?
Responding to a recent cyber attack on U.S. government computers, President Barack Obama said on Monday the United States has old computer systems with "significant vulnerabilities" to cyber attacks and needs to be "much more aggressive" in stepping up defenses against hackers.




We never had any bad weather before gays could marry.- Tina Dupuy






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A powerful Nebraska thunderstorm that I hope I never experience.

Peace.

Friday, June 5, 2015

US government data breach could hit 4 million people





US government data breach could hit 4 million people
The FBI is reportedly investigating a major cybersecurity breach of a government agency, which has potentially compromised the personal data of 4 million current and former government employees.





"This cyber world is sort of the Wild Wild West," - President Barack Obama











The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




Hi, we're the NRA. We spend millions to make it easier for criminals and deranged people to get guns. Which is why you should arm yourself.- John Fugelsang







Aiming For Obama?
Gun lobbyist Larry Pratt has proposed a Second Amendment solution for lawmakers with whom he disagrees, and now he wants gun owners to train their sights on President Barack Obama.














War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. The War on Women is God's way of teaching us the names of Republican governors.- LOLGOP










Republican Shenanigans




Rick Perry is so pro-life that he once briefly delayed an execution to deny one million Texans health insurance. - LOLGOP










Justice Scalia Delivers Graduation Speech, Includes Creationism
Justice Antonin Scalia spoke on Thursday at his granddaughter’s graduation from a Catholic high school in Bethesda, Maryland. During the speech, however, the sitting Supreme Court justice offered a subtle nod to young earth creationism, the belief that that the earth was created by God and is only several thousand years-old.




Dear Senator Cruz, speaking of jokes, you do realize we're laughing at you, not with you, right?- Kona Lowell









Rick Perry is counting on the USA being ready to elect a C-Student Texas Gov who loves Jesus and executing people. Again. - John Fugelsang





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Caitlyn Jenner should run for president as a Republican. 100,000 times better than anyone currently running.- The Good God Above Tweet






NRA Attacks Survivors Of Virginia Tech Shooting
An article in the National Rifle Association's (NRA) "official journal" attacked survivors of the 2007 mass shooting at Virginia Tech for using the tragedy to advocate for stronger gun laws.







Rick Perry hopeful his campaign will appeal to Millennials who don't plan to have kids before the Rapture. - The Daily Edge









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I'm afraid if I step away from my computer there will be 10 more GOP presidential candidates before I get back. - Tina Dupuy




Hillary Comes Out Swinging
For the first time since hitting the campaign trail two months ago, Hillary Clinton took on her Republican rivals by name, calling out four presidential contenders as she spoke authoritatively about restoring voting rights and asked rhetorically, “What part of Democracy are they afraid of?”









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I'm in LA. People here DRIVE to taco trucks.- Tina Dupuy














My, My, My, The Media Writes Misleading Headlines About Fracking? I'm SHOCKED!
Following the publication of this post, The Washington Times changed its headline from "EPA: Fracking doesn't harm drinking water" to "EPA finds fracking poses no direct threat to drinking water." However, the New York Post published an article on June 5 adopting The Washington Times' original language, headlined, "Fracking doesn't harm drinking water: EPA."






A new British survey has revealed that 9 out of 10 people like chocolate. The tenth lies. - Robert Paul








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The Bridge Of Immortals, Mount Tai, China.

Peace.