All Hat No Cattle: US government data breach could hit 4 million people

US government data breach could hit 4 million people
The FBI is reportedly investigating a major cybersecurity breach of a government agency, which has potentially compromised the personal data of 4 million current and former government employees.

"This cyber world is sort of the Wild Wild West," - President Barack Obama

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Hi, we're the NRA. We spend millions to make it easier for criminals and deranged people to get guns. Which is why you should arm yourself.- John Fugelsang

Aiming For Obama?
Gun lobbyist Larry Pratt has proposed a Second Amendment solution for lawmakers with whom he disagrees, and now he wants gun owners to train their sights on President Barack Obama.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. The War on Women is God's way of teaching us the names of Republican governors.- LOLGOP

Republican Shenanigans

Rick Perry is so pro-life that he once briefly delayed an execution to deny one million Texans health insurance. - LOLGOP

Justice Scalia Delivers Graduation Speech, Includes Creationism
Justice Antonin Scalia spoke on Thursday at his granddaughter’s graduation from a Catholic high school in Bethesda, Maryland. During the speech, however, the sitting Supreme Court justice offered a subtle nod to young earth creationism, the belief that that the earth was created by God and is only several thousand years-old.

Dear Senator Cruz, speaking of jokes, you do realize we're laughing at you, not with you, right?- Kona Lowell

Rick Perry is counting on the USA being ready to elect a C-Student Texas Gov who loves Jesus and executing people. Again. - John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News

Caitlyn Jenner should run for president as a Republican. 100,000 times better than anyone currently running.- The Good God Above Tweet

NRA Attacks Survivors Of Virginia Tech Shooting
An article in the National Rifle Association's (NRA) "official journal" attacked survivors of the 2007 mass shooting at Virginia Tech for using the tragedy to advocate for stronger gun laws.

Rick Perry hopeful his campaign will appeal to Millennials who don't plan to have kids before the Rapture. - The Daily Edge

I'm afraid if I step away from my computer there will be 10 more GOP presidential candidates before I get back. - Tina Dupuy

Hillary Comes Out Swinging
For the first time since hitting the campaign trail two months ago, Hillary Clinton took on her Republican rivals by name, calling out four presidential contenders as she spoke authoritatively about restoring voting rights and asked rhetorically, “What part of Democracy are they afraid of?”

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I'm in LA. People here DRIVE to taco trucks.- Tina Dupuy

My, My, My, The Media Writes Misleading Headlines About Fracking? I'm SHOCKED!
Following the publication of this post, The Washington Times changed its headline from "EPA: Fracking doesn't harm drinking water" to "EPA finds fracking poses no direct threat to drinking water." However, the New York Post published an article on June 5 adopting The Washington Times' original language, headlined, "Fracking doesn't harm drinking water: EPA."

A new British survey has revealed that 9 out of 10 people like chocolate. The tenth lies. - Robert Paul