Monday, June 8, 2015

Fracking Associated With Smaller Babies






Fracking Associated With Smaller Babies
The scientists used data on 15,451 live births in southwest Pennsylvania from 2007 to 2010. They categorized the mothers by how close they lived to gas wells and the concentration of wells in the area





How do we get the Pope in GOP debates?- LOLGOP








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30,000 gun deaths each year: 
ENFORCE CURRENT LAWS!

31 cases of voter fraud since 2000:
GRANDMA NEEDS A NEW ID! - LOLGOP




China And The U.S. To Meet
One of China's top military officers left for an official visit to the United States on Monday, the Defense Ministry said, amid tension between the two countries over the South China Sea and cybersecurity.









Scott Walker said that he'd be open to re-invading Iraq. I'd be open to that, too, if we'd just be sending him.- Andy Borowitz




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It's OK When Republicans Do It! But Not The Clintons!
President George W. Bush took a lot of flak for his way with words during his time in office, but after stepping down he has reportedly spun his words into gold.

Bush has been paid for at least 200 speeches, "typically pocketing $100,000 to $175,000 per appearance," according to Politico in a post published on Sunday. The former President has reportedly soaked up millions of dollars.




"I'm surprised you don't see more homeless guys roasting pigeons on a stick." - 1 well-dressed NYC white guy to another, as I pass by. - John Fugelsang










The unemployment rate is now 5.5%, but the real number is actually much higher if you hate Obama.-Andy Borowitz




Police Exhibit Decorator Skills
A Colorado man accused police in Greenwood Village of being “paramilitary thugs” after they blew up his home while trying to catch a gun-toting shoplifter who had decided to hide out there.














George W. Bush Got 100K To Speak At Homeless Shelter Fundraiser
With the mega-speeches of Bill and Hillary Clinton riling up so many headlines, Politico’s Michael Kruse decided to investigate how Clinton’s successor was doing on what Gerald Ford called the “mashed potato circuit.” The answer: pretty damn well, though exact figures proved suspiciously difficult to track down.





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It'll be awkward for the Rapture folk when Jesus comes back & he's a homeless brown-skinned liberal who speaks no English.  - John Fugelsang









Cop Attacks 14 Year Old Girl In Bikini
A Dallas-area policeman has been placed on administrative leave after a video surfaced in social media that showed him throwing a bathing-suit clad girl to the ground and drawing a gun on another at a pool party disturbance, officials said on Sunday.




Conservatives seem not trust the government except when it comes to black people at a pool party.- LOLGOP








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My husband: Why didn't someone tell Chris Christie not to wear that?! Me: Because they're all under indictment.- Tina Dupuy










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Former Rhode Island Governor Lincoln Chafee announced his run for president yesterday. And he said he wants the U.S. to switch to the metric system. OK, you know what? I will start — Lincoln Chafee won't get within a kilometer of the White House. He's several hectares away.- Seth Myers








Why Doesn't The U.S. Government Have The Latest In Computer Technology?
Responding to a recent cyber attack on U.S. government computers, President Barack Obama said on Monday the United States has old computer systems with "significant vulnerabilities" to cyber attacks and needs to be "much more aggressive" in stepping up defenses against hackers.




We never had any bad weather before gays could marry.- Tina Dupuy






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A powerful Nebraska thunderstorm that I hope I never experience.

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Friday, June 5, 2015

US government data breach could hit 4 million people





US government data breach could hit 4 million people
The FBI is reportedly investigating a major cybersecurity breach of a government agency, which has potentially compromised the personal data of 4 million current and former government employees.





"This cyber world is sort of the Wild Wild West," - President Barack Obama











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Hi, we're the NRA. We spend millions to make it easier for criminals and deranged people to get guns. Which is why you should arm yourself.- John Fugelsang







Aiming For Obama?
Gun lobbyist Larry Pratt has proposed a Second Amendment solution for lawmakers with whom he disagrees, and now he wants gun owners to train their sights on President Barack Obama.














War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. The War on Women is God's way of teaching us the names of Republican governors.- LOLGOP










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Rick Perry is so pro-life that he once briefly delayed an execution to deny one million Texans health insurance. - LOLGOP










Justice Scalia Delivers Graduation Speech, Includes Creationism
Justice Antonin Scalia spoke on Thursday at his granddaughter’s graduation from a Catholic high school in Bethesda, Maryland. During the speech, however, the sitting Supreme Court justice offered a subtle nod to young earth creationism, the belief that that the earth was created by God and is only several thousand years-old.




Dear Senator Cruz, speaking of jokes, you do realize we're laughing at you, not with you, right?- Kona Lowell









Rick Perry is counting on the USA being ready to elect a C-Student Texas Gov who loves Jesus and executing people. Again. - John Fugelsang





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Caitlyn Jenner should run for president as a Republican. 100,000 times better than anyone currently running.- The Good God Above Tweet






NRA Attacks Survivors Of Virginia Tech Shooting
An article in the National Rifle Association's (NRA) "official journal" attacked survivors of the 2007 mass shooting at Virginia Tech for using the tragedy to advocate for stronger gun laws.







Rick Perry hopeful his campaign will appeal to Millennials who don't plan to have kids before the Rapture. - The Daily Edge









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I'm afraid if I step away from my computer there will be 10 more GOP presidential candidates before I get back. - Tina Dupuy




Hillary Comes Out Swinging
For the first time since hitting the campaign trail two months ago, Hillary Clinton took on her Republican rivals by name, calling out four presidential contenders as she spoke authoritatively about restoring voting rights and asked rhetorically, “What part of Democracy are they afraid of?”









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I'm in LA. People here DRIVE to taco trucks.- Tina Dupuy














My, My, My, The Media Writes Misleading Headlines About Fracking? I'm SHOCKED!
Following the publication of this post, The Washington Times changed its headline from "EPA: Fracking doesn't harm drinking water" to "EPA finds fracking poses no direct threat to drinking water." However, the New York Post published an article on June 5 adopting The Washington Times' original language, headlined, "Fracking doesn't harm drinking water: EPA."






A new British survey has revealed that 9 out of 10 people like chocolate. The tenth lies. - Robert Paul








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The Bridge Of Immortals, Mount Tai, China.

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Thursday, June 4, 2015

Laura Ingraham: Expanding Early Voting Helps Democrats Get "Lazy People" To The Polls





Laura Ingraham: Expanding Early Voting Helps Democrats Get "Lazy People" To The Polls
Ingraham: "They Can Stand On The Street Corner Screaming About How The Police Are Racist For Hour Upon Hour, But They Can't Get To The Polls On Election Day."




Today is the 96th anniversary of Congress passing 19th amendment guaranteeing women the right to vote. Laura Ingraham gives a bad name to blonde women.











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Oddly, George W. Bush is still polling poorly with Iraqi children who got their arms and legs blown off.- Jeff Tiedrich










Al-Qaeda and IS R Enemies
The chief of Al-Qaeda's Syria affiliate described the rival Islamic State group's self-proclaimed caliphate as "illegitimate", in a wide-ranging television interview aired on Wednesday.











I don't mind my tax $ paying for civilian-killing drone bombs; just don't let my tax $ pay for condoms, cos I'm Christian.- John Fugelsang






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If you didn't know your son was molesting four of your daughters, you may not be in the best position to tell us what God is thinking.- LOLGOP






Twitter Erupts Over Duggar Interview
Twitter erupted in a din of unified rage on Wednesday night in reaction to Megyn Kelly’s televised interview with members of the Duggar family on Fox News.
During the interview with Kelly, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar admitted they knew their son Josh Duggar had molested several of their daughters, but described Josh’s actions as “inappropriate touching” and “nothing like rape.”







Seriously, imagine the right-wing furor if it came out that Michael Brown or Trayvon Martin molested their sisters.- Jeff Tiedrich










I Doubt The Biden Family Cares About Cruz's Apology Or Wants It 
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) apologized late Wednesday for making a joke about Vice President Joe Biden as he prepares to bury his son Beau, who died of brain cancer.





Letting politicians who hate government run the government is like letting Michael Vick run PETA.- John Fugelsang










Rick Perry announcing his 2016 presidential campaign is like Gigli II aiming for a Best Picture Oscar.- LOLGOP




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Lincoln Chafee observes the excitement generated by George Pataki's campaign and thinks "I want a piece of that!"- Jeff Tiedrich




The House Slaps Obama's Executive Action On Immigration
The House on Wednesday endorsed a proposal to block the Obama administration from further pursuing its legal defense of the president’s executive actions to shield illegal immigrants from deportation.










Republicans: "I'm not a scientist."

The Pope: "Actually, I am." - LOLGOP





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Remember The Recent California Pipeline Spill?
An oil pipeline that ruptured and spilled an estimated 383,000 litres (101,000 gallons) of crude near Santa Barbara in May had been allowed to corrode to a tiny fraction of its original thickness, federal regulators have said.






According to a new poll, the number of Americans who trust Hillary is dropping. Specifically into a hole that Hillary covered with leaves.- Jimmy Fallon










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Europe Delays Polluters From Cleaning Up 
The European Union may have to offer its heaviest polluting industries another ten years of free carbon credits to prevent them from leaving the region to do business elsewhere, EU regulators have suggested in a report seen by Reuters.



Most of the folks currently blaming the federal govt for everything previously spent 8 years not blaming it for anything.- John Fugelsang











Cats. Because why should conditional love only come from family?- John Fugelsang











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If Saturn were as close to the Earth as the Moon is this is how it would look.


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