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Monday, May 18, 2015

Lindsey Graham: 'I am running because the world is falling apart

Lindsey Graham: 'I am running because the world is falling apart
Lindsey Graham says he is running for president.
While the Republican senator will make his official announcement June 1 in his hometown of Central, South Carolina, he made his intentions clear during an interview on “CBS This Morning” Monday.

Lindsey Graham's jokes are hard to discern from his actual beliefs , which are jokes.- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

9 gang members dead in Waco shootout. But don't worry, none were wearing hoodies.- Kona Lowell

Lindsey Graham Would Drone Potential ISIS Recruits In USA
At the Lincoln Day Dinner dinner in Des Moines Saturday night, Senator and probable 2016 candidate Lindsey Graham (R-SC) said he would have no problem droning potential ISIS recruits, and was so excited to do so he reckoned he might could skip the whole due process part.

The fear that America will invade and give people health insurance is very real in Texas.- LOLGOP

Republican Shenanigans

"9 killed in Waco biker gang shootout - where are the white leaders decrying this white-on-white violence?"- John Fugelsang

Racism Is Alive And Well In Bama!
A prominent attorney and former lawmaker in Alabama is receiving death threats after removing confederate flags from city property last week,

Knowing what we know now, Jeb Bush says he also would've ignored intelligence that Osama Bin Laden was planning to attack the US.- Tea Party Cat

Rock The Voter News

Donald Trump would never invade a country, unless it's to find a younger wife.- LOLGOP

Karl Rove Is Alive And Kicking
Fox News contributor Karl Rove awkwardly tried to evade his history of failing to disclose his financial and political interests in the 2014 Senate races he repeatedly discussed on Fox News Sunday, calling himself a pundit, "not a journalist."

Business owners have the right to choose whether to serve a gay couple, but women don’t have the right to choose what’s in their uterus. - Tea Party Cat

The Only Upside Of Global Warming Is That Deodorant Manufacturing Will Increase
The combination of global warming and shifting population means that by mid-century, there will be a huge increase in the number of Americans sweating through days that are extremely hot, a new study says.

Bill Clinton has been paid millions to speak. I'm guessing George Bush has been paid millions not to. - Kona Lowell

Business/Tech News

Amtrak Can Only Be Sued For $200 Million
For the first time, Amtrak could face a $200 million payout to train crash victims — the limit set by Congress. But that may be too low to cover the costs of the eight lives lost and more than 200 people injured in last week's derailment in Philadelphia.

Knowing what they know now, would other networks have followed suit so quickly when George Bush's cousin at Fox News claimed he won Florida?- The Daily Edge

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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this masterpiece.

Peace.

Friday, May 15, 2015

Jeb Bush: Asking 'Hypothetical' Questions About Iraq 'Does a Disservice' To Dead American Soldiers

Jeb Bush: Asking 'Hypothetical' Questions About Iraq 'Does a Disservice' To Dead American Soldiers
The likely Republican presidential candidate explained his position on the Iraq war at a town hall meeting in Nevada.

Jeb Bush had a bad week the same way Lehman Brothers had a bad 2008.- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Jeb Bush says invading Iraq was a mistake based on “faulty intelligence”, which is a fancy way of calling George W. Bush dumb.- Tea Party Cat

Meanwhile, Back To The Israeli/Palestinian Peace Plan
U.S. President Barack Obama said on Thursday he continues to believe a two-state solution for Israel and the Palestinians was "absolutely vital" for achieving Middle East peace.

The GOP plan is always the same: Let people die and blame Obama. - LOLGOP

Republican Shenanigans

Knowing what we know now, Jeb Bush says he wouldn’t invade Iraq, but he’d still throw Florida to W, which is pretty much invading Iraq.- Tea Party Cat

The Shutdown Is Coming. The Shutdown Is Coming.
Gov. Rick Scott is asking agency heads to list only their critical needs as the Legislature prepares to hold a special session over the state budget.
Scott sent the letter to agency heads Thursday and told them to prepare in case the budget impasse results in state government shutting down July 1.

Republicans are afraid of what they don't understand.
And black guys.- Republican Jesus

Racism: Florida Style
An International Drive pub owner was arrested last weekend after holding a young black couple at gunpoint and making racist comments while threatening to shoot them, Orlando police records show.

Rock The Voter News

Obama Says Trade Disagreement With Warren is Nothing Personal

"A new report reveals that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie spent over $82,000 on food at NFL games. Christie said, 'Hey, both of those games went into overtime.'" –Conan O'Brien

"The White House is testing out new spikes that would make it difficult to jump the fence. So if you're wondering what kind of cutting-edge technology the Secret Service is using to protect the president, it's spikes. I think someone saw an episode of 'Game of Thrones.'" –Seth Meyers

More Science For The GOP To Ignore
The last intact section of one of Antarctica's mammoth ice shelves is weakening fast and will likely disintegrate completely in the next few years, contributing further to rising sea levels, according to a NASA study released on Thursday.

"The White House encouraged Tom Brady to be more of a role model. They would've said more, but there was a drunken Secret Service agent streaking across the Rose Garden." –Jimmy Fallon

Business/Tech News

"Senate Democrats blocked President Obama's trade bill yesterday because they're worried it could hurt jobs. It's not an issue for Republicans, since they've all found work as presidential candidates." –Jimmy Fallon

House Passes Defense Bill. Well, Of Course They Did.
The House on Friday passed a sweeping annual defense policy bill that became a flashpoint this year in a larger dispute between the White House and congressional Republicans over federal spending.

I've created a toilet paper roll dispenser that's mounted 6 ft high on the bathroom wall for people who live with kittens. - John Fugelsang

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Yes, yes there are people out there!. Ramesh and Stephen are out there!

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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

A 19-year-old Theodore Roosevelt during his freshman year at Harvard, 1877.

Peace.

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Jeb W. Bush

Jeb Bush: 3 Days, 4 Different Answers About Iraq
--IT ALL STARTED WITH ONE QUESTION posed by Fox News’ Megyn Kelly: “Knowing what we know now, would you have authorized the invasion” of Iraq in 2003? And over the last few days, Jeb Bush, who is not yet an official presidential candidate, has struggled to grab hold of one answer. Here’s a look back:

If Jeb doesn't step it up, other members of the Bush family may get in the race.- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Goldilocks Bush:

My dad invaded Iraq too little.

My brother did it too much.

I'll invade Iraq just right! - LOLGOP

Republican Schools Jeb
Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul said that his fellow Republican, former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, gave an "incredibly fumbled answer" when he was asked earlier this week if he would have authorized the 2003 invasion of Iraq.

Republican Shenanigans

Want to reduce abortions?

Universal health care, free birth control and no political abortion restrictions.

In other words, Canada.- LOLGOP

A Lone Voice In A Sea Of GOP Cuts
Former Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell was visibly angry at House Republicans during an MSNBC interview on Wednesday, nearly cursing on-air about the GOP’s plan to cut $252 million in Amtrak funding hours after a train derailment that killed seven people and injured more than 50 others.

Fox News: We don't vilify the poor! We're jealous of them. Those lazy bastards don't have to work.- LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

According to Republicans, Black folk citing racial abuse is playing the "race card" but whining about them citing it isn't.- Kona Lowell

Congressmen Surprised Azerbaijan Funded Their Trip To Azerbaijan. What?
Four House lawmakers say they had no idea that a 2013 congressional trip to Azerbaijan (ah-zur-by-JAHN') was paid for by that country's government.

The government isn't invading Texas or coming for your guns, but it is coming for your uterus. - The Daily Edge

Prison Gone Bad
An inspection of a controversial California prison revealed unsanitary conditions, from a lack of hot water and incorrect storage of raw food to rodent droppings, a state report shows.

Business/Tech News

"This accident would not have occurred" if the train was equipped with technology Amtrak has been asking for -- NTSB

Honey Bee Deaths Increase
To the horror of beekeepers around the country, it appears that the worrisome decline in honeybees is getting even worse. According to the latest annual government study, U.S. beekeepers reported losing 42.1 percent of the total number of colonies managed from April 2014 through April 2015, much higher than the 34.2 percent from the year prior.

House GOP introduces new rail safety bill that gives all Amtrak funding to rich so that safety may trickle down to riders.- Tea Party Cat