Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Ben Carson calls Obama a 'psychopath'






Ben Carson calls Obama a 'psychopath'
Ben Carson says President Barack Obama is a psychopath.
His comment came in an exchange between the neurosurgeon who's likely to mount a bid for the 2016 Republican presidential nomination and his chief adviser, Armstrong Williams, captured by a GQ reporter on the night of this year's State of the Union address.




President Signs Order Making Ted Cruz Ineligible for Obamacare. - Andy Borowitz











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“Everybody wants to see Ted Cruz’s birth certificate.  Not me; I’ll take his word for it: he was born in Canada to a Cuban father and an American mother.  Now let’s see his mother’s birth certificate.”- Rick Wise












Sen. Rubio Puts In His Worthless Two Cents
Some of President Obama's top political operatives were sent to Israel leading up to last week's elections in an attempt to defeat Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) said Tuesday.





Ted Cruz could be president of the United States. If you thought the Secret Service was drinking before . . . - David Letterman











Iran To Hit US Soldiers?
As negotiations on a possible nuclear deal approach a March 31 deadline, U.S. officials are increasingly alarmed about Iran’s expanding military presence in Iraq — and the threat it may pose to American soldiers in the country.

















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Subject: Reinstate the draft 


Hi Lisa,

I have not seen anything close to the present situation in my lifetime.  The Iran letter could have been serious; thankfully, Rouhani saw through it and did not take it seriously.  So now it just looks foolish, as do its author and the other signers.  That letter will be a career-changer for Tom Cotton, I think.

Netanyhu?  He’s as craven and untrustworthy as they come.  Somebody should have brought in busloads of Arabs to vote against him.  Netanyahu is living proof that Israel’s main export is chutzpah.

Now Israel is saying it would never spy on the United States and try to subvert peace talks between the P5+1 and Iran.  My response: Bullshit.  I think that’s Obama’s response, too.

Netanyahu and our GOP want war with Iran, plain and simple.  If they get their way, I think Congress needs to take three actions:


  • ·         Declare war – we need a formal Declaration of War, no more executive-approved                       conflicts under the War Powers Act. 
  • ·         Pay for the war – we need a separate war budget funded by highly progressive tax                     surcharges.
  • ·         Reinstate the draft – we need to get the whole country involved in the war, including                 some of our precious fraternity boys who seem to have nothing better to do.  I say that as           a Vietnam-era draftee (who joined the Navy).


Then we’ll see just how much the country backs the idea of another preemptive war in the Middle East, when Middle America has to actually foot the bill and send its sons and daughters to do the fighting.

If Israel is facing an existential crisis, it was created by Netanyahu with the help of the American GOP.  I hope that at some point Israelis and Americans can see through what’s going on.

More later,
~Rick


Thanks for writing Rick. The GOP and Netanyahu want to bring upon the Apocalyse, and rapture to heaven. No wonder our founding fathers were so intent on separation of church and state. Now we know what it is like to be governed by loonies.










Ted Cruz released a presidential campaign video in Spanish. Cruz explained, "It's important for me to reach out to the people I'm trying to deport."- Conan O'Brien




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Christian Taliban Versus Planned Parenthood
A Texas woman admitted to police this week that she threw a Molotov cocktail-type device at a Planned Parenthood clinic in South Austin.













According to a new poll, exactly 50 percent of Americans view President Obama's presidency as a success. While the other half of Americans are actually candidates for the Republican presidential nomination. - Jimmy Fallon





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Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is right. ~ Hillary Clinton





Obama Takes A Few Smirking Swipes
President Barack Obama ribbed Republican efforts to undermine Obamacare and their failure to offer a serious alternative on Wednesday from the White House.
"I mean we have been promised a lot of things these past five years that didn't turn out to be the case —death panels, doom, a serious alternative from Republicans in Congress," Obama said, smirking during a speech highlighting the fifth anniversary of his signature healthcare law. "The budget they introduced last week would literally double the number of uninsured in America."






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That awkward moment when Ted Cruz is forced to switch to Obamacare and then is not killed by the Death Panels.- Tea Party Cat











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What's funny about Jeb Bush trying to distance himself from George W. Bush is that George W. Bush would be leading the GOP primary by 60%.- LOLGOP






Bye Bye Democracy, Hello Oligarchy
A new study from Princeton spells bad news for American democracy—namely, that it no longer exists.
Asking "[w]ho really rules?" researchers Martin Gilens and Benjamin I. Page argue that over the past few decades America's political system has slowly transformed from a democracy into an oligarchy, where wealthy elites wield most power.







A new article states that millennials have terrible conversational skills. When asked for comment, millennials texted a series of crying frowny faces. - Conan O'Brien










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Tuesday, March 24, 2015

US accuses Israel of spying on Iran nuclear talks






US accuses Israel of spying on Iran nuclear talks
Israel denies Wall Street Journal reports that it shared confidential information from talks with members of the US Congress in attempt to derail any deal



I'm confused, is it Obama or Bibi I am supposed to be beholden to? Or better yet, ask Boehner that question.










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#GOP Hates AG Holder. Holder stays in office until nominee confirmed. GOP stalls on Lynch Confirmation. GOP Cuts off nose to spite genitals. - @Bluesaloon  Tweet








Israel Denies Spying On US
 Israeli officials on Tuesday denied a report that the country spied on the United States' handling of sensitive negotiations over Iran's nuclear program, moving to contain a new crisis that threatened to deepen a widening rift between the two allies.













"I promise that I will not leave the US any worse off than my brother did in 2008." - Eric Elder /Rightarida











You can't kiss on the campus of Liberty University, which is cool because they don't teach the students what "liberty" actually means.- LOLGOP





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Sure, Republicans don't have a replacement for Obamacare, but they do promise to pray for you when you can't afford your cancer treatment.- Tea Party Cat




Cruz Tweets Candidacy
The 2016 presidential campaign has its first official candidate. Republican Ted Cruz jumped into the race for the presidency, announcing his intentions in a tweet at 12:09 am EDT Monday morning.












"Religious Discrimination" bills is more accurate than "Religious Freedom" bills. But I'll compromise: "Religious Freedom to Discriminate."- LOLGOP






Democrats And Republicans Finally Come Together: Say NO To Obama
A veto-proof, bipartisan majority of House lawmakers have signed an open letter to President Barack Obama warning him that any nuclear deal with Iran will effectively require congressional approval for implementation.











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George Zimmerman Is Just Asking For It, Isn't He?
George Zimmerman in a recent interview accused President Barack Obama of a “dereliction of duty” by using “racially charged comments” to divide the public against him during his murder trial.










There are gangbang porn stars who have not exposed themselves as much as George Zimmerman.- John Fugelsang












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Miley Cyrus, Ted Cruz and the Kardashians all just called George Zimmerman an Attention Whore.- John Fugelsang




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Only at a "Christian" university can one expect to hear 1000's of young people cheering for millions losing health insurance.- Kona Lowell






Lookee At What The Russian Military Industrial Complex Is Doing
With the U.S. F-35 Joint Strike Fighter still in limbo over reliability problems, Russian President Vladimir Putin’s administration on Monday said it would begin regular production of its newest fighter jet, the T-50, next year.
According to state-run media, the Russian military will begin mass-producing the advanced fighter jet in several versions, and will also begin making models that will be available for export






Bacon Wrapped French Fries.  Because you don't want to kill yourself all at once.- John Fugelsang









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On the Edge, Mount Blanc, France. This is not the time you would want to hear, AVALANCHE!!!!

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Monday, March 23, 2015

GOP lawmaker: Air Force cadets must pledge to God because there is no ‘freedom from religion’





GOP lawmaker: Air Force cadets must pledge to God because there is no ‘freedom from religion’
A Republican congressman has introduced legislation that would force cadets at the Air Force’s Academy to say “so help me God” during their oaths every school year. He said the legislation is necessary because Americans don’t have “freedom from religion.”




Liberty University is like Hogwarts for people who believe in the death penalty for wizarding.- LOLGOP











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Okinawa Wants US Out
The governor of Okinawa has ordered a halt to construction of a controversial new United States military base on the southern Japanese island, the latest setback in a long-running row over the US military presence there. 










#TedCruzCampaignSlogans The wisdom of Bush, the fearmongering of Cheney, the ideology of Rand Paul, and the face of the drama mask. - John Fugelsang




Yes, Costa Rica!
Costa Rica got 100 percent of its electricity from renewables for 75 days straight this year, the state-run Costa Rican Electricity Institute (ICE) announced this week.











Even fact-adverse Liberty Univ has to REQUIRE students to listen to lipless Canadian Ted Cruz. He isn't rich enough to pay the rest of us. - Mrs. Betty Bowers









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Ted Cruz won't drag the GOP field to the right. He'll just force them to say the things they all believe aloud.- LOLGOP









Ted Cruz is the Abraham Lincoln of Sarah Palins.  #TedCruzCampaignSlogans - John Fugelsang




Tennessee Voter IDs
Under Tennessee law, a handgun carry permit can be used as ID when casting a ballot, but a student ID card cannot. The state also includes college and university faculty ID cards as acceptable forms of ID even though they are nearly identical to student IDs cards.











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Ted Cruz has bravely renounced his Canadian citizenship, and the evil socialized health care that allowed his mom a safe affordable birth.- John Fugelsang







Florida Cops Investigated By FBI
The FBI has begun looking into the case of four Florida police officers who were accused of exchanging text messages and a video containing racist slurs and violent imagery, the Sun Sentinel newspaper reported on Sunday.








Ted Cruz. The candidate for Americans who are still aggrieved by the end of Footloose.- LOLGOP





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"If everybody in this country voted, the Democrats would be in for the next 100 years.” - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Imagine if there were a flat tax and billionaires were finally able to pay the same tax rate as pre-school teachers!- LOLGOP









Meanwhile, China Is Busy Spending Money
China is on a shopping spree in Europe, snapping up companies on the cheap thanks to the weak euro.
The latest big acquisition came Monday with news of an $8 billion bid for Italian tiremaker Pirelli.




Prince Charles visited President Obama at the White House yesterday. They each had a good laugh and then shook ears. - Jimmy Fallon









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