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Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Iran Replies To Republican's Letter

Iran Calls GOP Letter 'Propaganda Ploy,' Offers To 'Enlighten' Authors

Republican senators' letter to Iran about ongoing nuclear talks has prompted a lengthy response from Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif, who delivered an overview of international law as he critiqued the letter.

Zarif said he was astonished by the letter, saying it suggests the U.S. lawmakers "not only do not understand international law" — a subject in which he is a professor — "but are not fully cognizant of the nuances of their own Constitution when it comes to presidential powers in the conduct of foreign policy,"

It is amazing how stupid the Republicans are. Some call it stupid, some call it treason.

GOP gearing up to run in 2016 on the premise that Americans have too much health insurance but not enough wars in the Middle East.- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

The NEW Saudi King
Under its new monarch, Saudi Arabia appears to be moving to improve relations with Turkey and Qatar and soften its stance against the Muslim Brotherhood with the aim of weakening Iran. The shift could lead to pressure on its ally Egypt to reconcile with them as well.

I remember when Republicans would wait to win the presidency before they tried to start unnecessary wars.- LOLGOP

Republicans Win The Gold Medal For Foot Shootin'
A letter to Iran from Senate Republicans aimed at undermining the Obama administration's attempt to strike a diplomatic agreement to halt the country's nuclear program appears to be backfiring.

Republican Shenanigans

The GOP needs a new war in the Middle East. How else are we going to pay for tax breaks for the rich?- LOLGOP

New York New York
The New York Daily News released its cover for Tuesday morning, in which it calls Senate Majority Leader (R-KY) and three of his GOP colleagues “traitors” for their letter warning Iran about a prospective nuclear treaty with the U.S.

IF Obama Was A Dictator

Iran Offers to Mediate Talks Between Republicans and Obama. - Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

You should measure your time in politics by how many axes you have to grind with the Clintons.- LOLGOP

Fox News Victimizes White People On "Bloody Sunday"
Coming out of the 50th anniversary of the “Bloody Sunday” march in Alabama, The Daily Show‘s Jon Stewart had one question about the coverage.
“Could Fox take this commemoration of courageous civil rights marchers and somehow turn it into white conservative victimization?” he asked.

21st Century Republicans:
Lindsey Graham: "I don't use email"
Jim Inhofe: "I don't use science"
Sarah Palin: "I don't use English" - The Daily Edge Tweet

Business/Tech News

The new Apple Watch is out. I'm on the waiting list to get the new Apple hearing aid. - David Letterman

GOP Gearing Up For War?
A freshman Republican senator who organized a controversial open letter to Iranian leaders will meet Tuesday with lobbyists for defense contractors.

Hillary Clinton could use one of these Apple Watches. She could hook it up to her secret email account. If you want to contact Hillary, she's at hillary@pantsuit.com.- David Letterman

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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Best selfie photobomb ever!

Peace.

Monday, March 9, 2015

Florida Officials Were Barred From Using The Term 'Climate Change'

Florida Officials Were Barred From Using The Term 'Climate Change' Once Rick Scott Took Power
Officials responsible for making sure Florida is prepared to respond to the earth's changing climate are barred from using the terms "global warming" and "climate change" in official communications, emails and reports, according to new findings from the Florida Center for Investigative Reporting.

GOP 2015: You're not allowed to say "climate change."

GOP 2055: You're not allowed to say we denied climate change. - LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Sabotaging Obama
Republican senators want to give Iranian leaders — and the president — a refresher on the constitutional balance of power.
In a highly unusual move, a group of 47 Republicans in the upper chamber has written to Iran’s top leaders to let them know that any nuclear deal they reach with the United States would be “nothing more than an executive agreement.”

Hey, everyone. The guys who are undermining our foreign policy in hopes of provoking an unnecessary war are really concerned about email.- LOLGOP

Is Florida Sinking OR Is The Ocean Rising?
The state of Florida is the region most susceptible to the effects of global warming in this country, according to scientists. Sea-level rise alone threatens 30 percent of the state’s beaches over the next 85 years.

Florida to Eliminate Climate Change by Banning Thermometers. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

I want to thank the GOP leaders who refuse to pass a fix to the Voting Rights Act for having the dignity not to show up in Selma.- LOLGOP

What Liberal Media?
After the Associated Press waited over 14 hours before changing an erroneous story about Hillary Clinton, without issuing an update or correction, ZDNet's David Gewirtz has questions about the integrity of the outlet's reporting.

Dear Iran,

We have another Bush and we're willing to use him.

Republicans

-LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare for an hour, or as most people call that, “Thanksgiving Dinner.”- Jimmy Fallon

Business/Tech News

The unemployment rate is now 5.5%, but some say the actual number is much higher because they hate Obama. - Andy Borowitz

Apple Watch includes a button that instantly informs everyone you went to high school with and your exes that you now have an Apple Watch.- LOLGOP

Jeb Thinks Net Neutrality Is Crazy
Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush isn't about to break with the party line on net neutrality. The former Florida Governor told those at an Iowa question-and-answer session this weekend that the FCC's decision to classify broadband as a utility was "one of the craziest ideas I've ever heard."

The world's oldest person turned 117 today. And she celebrated the same way she did last year — by driving her car into somebody’s living room.- Seth Myers