Wednesday, January 14, 2015

The Missing Pages of the 9/11 Report





The Missing Pages of the 9/11 Report
The lead author of the Senate’s report on 9/11 says it’s time to reveal what’s in the 28 pages that were redacted from it, which he says will embarrass the Saudis...“It’s rather bizarre that we would go to these great lengths to air this heretofore confidential information about how we reacted to 9/11, and at the same time we keep secret information about protecting those who helped launch the attack.”




A Saudi Arabian prince has said that oil may never again rise above $100 a barrel. He said it's gotten so bad he can't afford to buy his wife her own car that she's not allowed to drive.- Conan O'Brien









The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam





John McCain blocked Obama's plans to close Gitmo, which he's entitled to do since he beat Obama in the 2008 election.- Top Conservative Cat








D.C. Train Smoke Cause Determined
The smothering fumes in the Washington Metro that killed a woman and sent scores to the hospital were caused by something touching the high-voltage third rail, investigators said.

Nearly two dozen people remained hospitalized Tuesday, the day after smoke spiraled through the subway.







Honestly, if I were choosing between Rand, Cruz, Huckabee and Bush, I might go for someone who hadn't lost too badly last time.- LOLGOP











Immigration Payback
The U.S. House of Representatives will vote to fully fund the Department of Homeland Security this week while blocking President Barack Obama's actions on immigration, House Speaker John Boehner said on Tuesday.









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Study: US white majority to end by mid-century. Bad news for Starbucks, trailer park owners, and the GOP - Jokeblogger.com












And The Horse Race Begins
The Republican presidential race is springing to life. No one is officially a candidate yet, but more than half a dozen big names are starting to get organized.

"We've never seen anything remotely like it," Rick Wilson, a Florida-based Republican consultant said.






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End Result Of Shoestring Budgets & Small Government
Congress has handed the IRS more work and less funding, leading to a decline in taxpayer service, the tax agency’s independent in-house critic said in a new report.

The agency’s inability to provide clear, timely assistance to the public is the most serious issue facing the nation’s taxpayers, according to the annual report released today by Nina Olson, the national taxpayer advocate.











Mitt Romney said he is considering a third presidential bid. Romney said he got the idea from watching his dog repeatedly run into an electric fence.- Seth Myers





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Ohio State supporters riot in Columbus. Rudy Giuliani and Fox News insist ALL WHITE PEOPLE be held responsible for this violence.- Tea Party Cat




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Christmas Sales Way Down. The War On Christmas Must Have Worked!
 U.S. retail sales slumped last month in a sign consumers remained frugal even as gas prices declined and hiring picked up.

The Commerce Department says retail sales fell 0.9 percent in December, the largest decline since January.




Nike announced that this year it will sell self-lacing tennis shoes. By the way, if you're too lazy to lace up your tennis shoes you're really going to hate tennis.- Conan O'Brien







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600 year old astronomical clock in Prague, Czech Republic.

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Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Texas congressman Randy Weber says Obama is basically worse than Hitler






Texas congressman Randy Weber says Obama is basically worse than Hitler
"Even Adolph [sic] Hitler thought it more important than Obama to get to Paris," begins a Hot Take served up on Twitter last night by a member of Congress.




Next on Fox News: Did Obama promise Ohio State a national championship if the state went for Obama in 2012? We find no evidence he didn’t. - Top Conservative Cat








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The White House regrets not sending someone to Paris.

Now how about you regret the Iraq War? - LOLGOP




Terror In Washington D.C.
It was a commuter’s worst nightmare: a Metro train abruptly stops, goes dark and fills with smoke in a tunnel in downtown Washington. Before it was over, one woman was killed and more than 80 passengers were suffering from respiratory problems and other health issues.











Obama should have done _____________ so we could have criticized him for doing _____________.- LOLGOP





Media Slams Obama Skipping Paris March
Several members of the media are criticizing President Barack Obama's decision to skip an anti-terrorism march in Paris over the weekend, even as leaders from 44 other countries stood together in solidarity against the killings last week of 17 people, including 12 at the Charlie Hebdo newspaper offices.










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Next on Fox News: Charlie Hebdo perpetrators killed, though House GOP investigating whether they died to cover up Obama's role in it.- Top Conservative Cat











For Republicans who crave repeating disasters, it must be almost impossible to choose between Romney and Bush.- LOLGOP





Step Right Up! See Your Real Live Racist In The U.S. Congress!
Six years before he spoke to a white supremacist group, House Majority Whip Steve Scalise (R-La.) voted as a state lawmaker against a resolution apologizing for slavery, according to a 1996 article from the Times-Picayune.







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Mitt Romney: "I'm considering another run for president. I've come up with a whole new series of panders and flip-flops."- Top Conservative Cat








Yet Again, Donald Trump Sues Because Airplanes Fly Over His Club Sometimes
Donald Trump says the Palm Beach International Airport is routing planes over his Mar-a-Lago club just to spite the millionaire mogul, so he's suing the county for a whopping $100 million.










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I have to admit that Mitt ruining Jeb's 2015 is the best thing he's done since the prequel to Obamacare.- LOLGOP









Rich people pay FOX people to make middle-class people blame poor people.- John Fugelsang




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Hacking For Free Trips
 Thieves with stolen usernames and passwords have broken into customer accounts at American and United airlines and in some cases booked free trips or upgrades.










More people believe that global warming exists than believe that a moderate Republican exists.- LOLGOP






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Who needs beach furniture? Sculpt your own out of sand! How cool is that?

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Monday, January 12, 2015

France mobilizes 10,000 troops at home after Paris shootings






France mobilizes 10,000 troops at home after Paris shootings
France will deploy 10,000 soldiers on home soil by Tuesday and post almost 5,000 extra police officers to protect Jewish sites after the killing of 17 people by Islamist militants in Paris last week, officials said.




Republicans are almost as upset about Obama not being in Paris as they would be if Obama had dared to go to Paris.- LOLGOP









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CENTCOM Hacked By ISIS
The Twitter account for U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) was apparently hacked Monday afternoon by supporters of the Islamic State.

About 12:30 p.m. ET, @CENTCOM began sending out pro-IS tweets and its banner and avatar were changed to read "i love you isis." By 1 p.m. ET, the tweets remained but the avatar and banner had been removed; by 1:12 p.m. ET, the account was suspended entirely.





FOX NEWS: ONE MILLION MARCH IN PARIS AGAINST OBAMACARE. - LOLGOP










The Terrorists Hate The USA Because Of Invading Iraq, Torturing People and Bunches Of Other Stuff
The United States senator who oversaw the publication of the graphic 'torture report' detailing the CIA’s post-9/11 interrogation program has indicated to the British parliament there would be little point in her travelling to London to give evidence before MPs.




Notice there's no "Draft Mitt Romney" movement, which is smart. Mitt always avoids a draft.- LOLGOP









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Potential presidential candidate Jeb Bush will release a decade’s worth of tax returns to avoid comparisons to Mitt Romney. Yeah, they’re nothing alike. They’re just both former governors from wealthy families whose parents gave them super-weird names.- Jimmy Fallon








Fox News Gets Caught Lying. Again.
Steve Emerson, the Fox News contributor who has been widely mocked for claiming non-Muslims are too afraid to go to Birmingham, has been dismissed a "complete idiot" by the prime minister.





When Karl Marx said 'Religion is the Opium of the People' he couldn't have imagined 500 cable channels and porn on demand.- John Fugelsang










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If you ever called french fries "freedom fries," shut up about France. You are a tool and your opinions are of no value to anyone.- Jeff Tiedrich tweet











Happy 13th Anniversary GITMO!
Protesters wearing orange jumpsuits and bags over their heads rallied outside of the White House Sunday to protest Guantanamo Bay on the 13th anniversary of the first prisoners arriving at the detention facility.





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REMEMBER: The GOP demanded lower gas prices that may bust America's oil industry and drain the life out of several red states.- LOLGOP









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As appealing as publicly whipping bloggers sounds, criminalizing blasphemy is abhorrent. Surely the GOP will call for a Saudi embargo now.- LOLGOP









Ford Wins Best Truck Award
Ford's big move to aluminum for the body of its flagship F-150 truck has helped it garner some additional material: The hardware that comes with the North American Truck of the Year Award.




If God had wanted humans to be able to remember more than 3 passwords at once He'd have given us bigger brains. - John Fugelsang







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The stairway to heaven? Machu Picchu , Peru.
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