Texas congressman Randy Weber says Obama is basically worse than Hitler

Texas congressman Randy Weber says Obama is basically worse than Hitler
"Even Adolph [sic] Hitler thought it more important than Obama to get to Paris," begins a Hot Take served up on Twitter last night by a member of Congress.




Next on Fox News: Did Obama promise Ohio State a national championship if the state went for Obama in 2012? We find no evidence he didn’t. - Top Conservative Cat

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Shelling hits Ukraine bus, killing 10, as airport battle worsens
• Kerry urges Pakistan to fight terror groups threatening whole region
• Prosecutor: Man Linked To Charlie Hebdo Attacker Arrested In Bulgaria
• Stewart Skewers 'Journalist-Jailing' World Leaders For Attending Paris March (VIDEO)
• Charlie Hebdo to publish Mohammad cartoon on front page
• Hollande vows France 'will never yield' as attack victims buried

The White House regrets not sending someone to Paris.

Now how about you regret the Iraq War? - LOLGOP




Terror In Washington D.C.
It was a commuter’s worst nightmare: a Metro train abruptly stops, goes dark and fills with smoke in a tunnel in downtown Washington. Before it was over, one woman was killed and more than 80 passengers were suffering from respiratory problems and other health issues.

Obama should have done _____________ so we could have criticized him for doing _____________.- LOLGOP





Media Slams Obama Skipping Paris March
Several members of the media are criticizing President Barack Obama's decision to skip an anti-terrorism march in Paris over the weekend, even as leaders from 44 other countries stood together in solidarity against the killings last week of 17 people, including 12 at the Charlie Hebdo newspaper offices.

Republican Shenanigans

• Sessions: Not 'a single dime' for Obama's immigration moves
• Scarborough: BBC Should Fire Reporter For Israel Question (VIDEO)
• Cruz on Romney: No need for 'mushy middle'
• Ted Cruz to oversee NASA: What does his record tell us?

Next on Fox News: Charlie Hebdo perpetrators killed, though House GOP investigating whether they died to cover up Obama's role in it.- Top Conservative Cat

For Republicans who crave repeating disasters, it must be almost impossible to choose between Romney and Bush.- LOLGOP

Step Right Up! See Your Real Live Racist In The U.S. Congress!
Six years before he spoke to a white supremacist group, House Majority Whip Steve Scalise (R-La.) voted as a state lawmaker against a resolution apologizing for slavery, according to a 1996 article from the Times-Picayune.







Rock The Voter News

• White House threatens to veto House GOP’s immigration gambit
• Dems troll GOP by pushing for Senate vote on climate science

Mitt Romney: "I'm considering another run for president. I've come up with a whole new series of panders and flip-flops."- Top Conservative Cat

Yet Again, Donald Trump Sues Because Airplanes Fly Over His Club Sometimes
Donald Trump says the Palm Beach International Airport is routing planes over his Mar-a-Lago club just to spite the millionaire mogul, so he's suing the county for a whopping $100 million.















I have to admit that Mitt ruining Jeb's 2015 is the best thing he's done since the prequel to Obamacare.- LOLGOP

Rich people pay FOX people to make middle-class people blame poor people.- John Fugelsang




Business/Tech News

• Russian ruble falls further as oil price tumbles
• Prospect of Chinese cars in US still remain years away
• EU vote gives governments the choice to grow GM crops
• In resort towns, working class squeezed out as rich move in

Hacking For Free Trips
 Thieves with stolen usernames and passwords have broken into customer accounts at American and United airlines and in some cases booked free trips or upgrades.

More people believe that global warming exists than believe that a moderate Republican exists.- LOLGOP

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Odd News

• Houston retailer offers furniture buyers a $7,000 oil price bet
• Coin dealer pays nearly $2.6 million for rare American penny
• Woman Steals $3,000 Worth Of Cat-Grooming Supplies At Airport
• Tortoise Gets Wheelchair Made From Legos, Skates Around Like A Pro
• What Your Avatar Says About You

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Who needs beach furniture? Sculpt your own out of sand! How cool is that?

Peace.

France mobilizes 10,000 troops at home after Paris shootings

France mobilizes 10,000 troops at home after Paris shootings
France will deploy 10,000 soldiers on home soil by Tuesday and post almost 5,000 extra police officers to protect Jewish sites after the killing of 17 people by Islamist militants in Paris last week, officials said.




Republicans are almost as upset about Obama not being in Paris as they would be if Obama had dared to go to Paris.- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Israel PM defied France to join Paris march: reports
• Merkel says Islam 'belongs to Germany' ahead of Dresden rally
• Kerry to visit France this week after Paris attacks
• Photo essay: Remnants of the trillion-dollar war in Afghanistan rust in the desert 
• Exclusive: Cuba has freed all 53 prisoners as agreed in U.S. deal - U.S. officials
• Texas Officer Fired For Using Taser On 76-Year-Old Man Appeals Termination
• Paris tourism launches 'open for business' campaign after shootings

CENTCOM Hacked By ISIS
The Twitter account for U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) was apparently hacked Monday afternoon by supporters of the Islamic State.

About 12:30 p.m. ET, @CENTCOM began sending out pro-IS tweets and its banner and avatar were changed to read "i love you isis." By 1 p.m. ET, the tweets remained but the avatar and banner had been removed; by 1:12 p.m. ET, the account was suspended entirely.





FOX NEWS: ONE MILLION MARCH IN PARIS AGAINST OBAMACARE. - LOLGOP

The Terrorists Hate The USA Because Of Invading Iraq, Torturing People and Bunches Of Other Stuff
The United States senator who oversaw the publication of the graphic 'torture report' detailing the CIA’s post-9/11 interrogation program has indicated to the British parliament there would be little point in her travelling to London to give evidence before MPs.




Notice there's no "Draft Mitt Romney" movement, which is smart. Mitt always avoids a draft.- LOLGOP

Republican Shenanigans

• Fox's Wingnut Pirro: We Need To Kill The Radical Muslim Terrorists Hell-bent On Killing Us
• Fox pundit: Paris was terrorized because French people have smartphones instead of guns
• Angry right’s secret playbook: How it uses a good story to peddle an agenda America hates
• Christian broadcaster suggests God punished Charlie Hebdo’s ‘blasphemy’ with Muslim terror attacks
• Pastor: I punched a kid ‘as hard as I could’ for ‘not taking the Lord serious’
• Texas Bill Would Strip State Workers Of Salaries If They License Gay Marriages
• Sarah Palin invited to share her unique way with words with legendary Cambridge debating society

Potential presidential candidate Jeb Bush will release a decade’s worth of tax returns to avoid comparisons to Mitt Romney. Yeah, they’re nothing alike. They’re just both former governors from wealthy families whose parents gave them super-weird names.- Jimmy Fallon

Fox News Gets Caught Lying. Again.
Steve Emerson, the Fox News contributor who has been widely mocked for claiming non-Muslims are too afraid to go to Birmingham, has been dismissed a "complete idiot" by the prime minister.





When Karl Marx said 'Religion is the Opium of the People' he couldn't have imagined 500 cable channels and porn on demand.- John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News

• Obama, Kerry absent from unity rally in Paris
• France mobilizes 10,000 troops at home after Paris shootings
• What Will Obama's Consumer 'Bill of Rights' Accomplish?

If you ever called french fries "freedom fries," shut up about France. You are a tool and your opinions are of no value to anyone.- Jeff Tiedrich tweet

Happy 13th Anniversary GITMO!
Protesters wearing orange jumpsuits and bags over their heads rallied outside of the White House Sunday to protest Guantanamo Bay on the 13th anniversary of the first prisoners arriving at the detention facility.

REMEMBER: The GOP demanded lower gas prices that may bust America's oil industry and drain the life out of several red states.- LOLGOP

Business/Tech News

• US stocks head lower; crude oil price falls again
• Kerry tours new Ford plant in western India
• Volvo to sell Chinese-made cars in US
• Volkswagen: 2014 deliveries topped 10 million, 4.2 pct rise
• Senate takes up Keystone XL bill as showdown with Obama looms

As appealing as publicly whipping bloggers sounds, criminalizing blasphemy is abhorrent. Surely the GOP will call for a Saudi embargo now.- LOLGOP

Ford Wins Best Truck Award
Ford's big move to aluminum for the body of its flagship F-150 truck has helped it garner some additional material: The hardware that comes with the North American Truck of the Year Award.




If God had wanted humans to be able to remember more than 3 passwords at once He'd have given us bigger brains. - John Fugelsang

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Odd News

• This Is How You Smuggle 94 iPhones over the Chinese Border
• 'Sea Monster' Discovered In Scotland Dates Back 170 Million Years
• Swiss clamp down on cross-border pizza delivery
• Saudi cleric condemns snowmen as anti-Islamic
• Indiana couple arrested after video shows handgun in toddler's mouth

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The stairway to heaven? Machu Picchu , Peru.
Peace.

Bush Team Sets Bold Fundraising Goal: $100 Million in Three Months

Bush Team Sets Bold Fundraising Goal: $100 Million in Three Months
Jeb Bush's allies are setting a fundraising goal of $100 million in the first three months of this year—including a whopping $25 million haul in Florida—in an effort to winnow the potential Republican presidential primary field with an audacious display of financial strength.




Jeb Bush may run for President. Bush Presidencies are like 'Caddyshack' movies. They should have stopped with one. –David Letterman

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Gunman Dead, Hostages Flee in 2nd Paris Standoff, According to French Ambassador
• Europe's nightmare: Terror threats both large and small
• Islamic State targeted in 13 strikes by U.S., allies: U.S. military
• Ministers to meet in Berlin on Monday to discuss Ukraine crisis
• In Beijing, Charlie Hebdo tribute draws journalists – and cops

I wonder what al Qaeda's satirical magazine would look like.- Lizz Winstead Tweet

Weird how the guys who think they're so tough on terror didn't stop 9/11, didn't get bin Laden and bungled us into a mire in Iraq.- LOLGOP





Violence Works
 Danish newspaper Jyllands-Posten, which angered Muslims by publishing cartoons of the Prophet Mohammad 10 years ago, will not republish Charlie Hebdo's cartoons due to security concerns, the only major Danish newspaper not to do so.

"It shows that violence works," the newspaper stated in its editorial on Friday.

For the cost of the Iraq War, we could made college tuition free for every American for decades. - LOLGOP




Saudi Arabia Flogs Journalist
A liberal activist sentenced to prison and flogging in Saudi Arabia underwent the first round of 50 lashes in public after Friday prayers, rights watchdog Amnesty International said.

Republican Shenanigans

• Graham: 'Obama's Campaign Promises Getting A Lot Of People Killed'
• Stewart Rips McConnell For Saying GOP Congress Already Fixed America (VIDEO)
• ‘Pro-choice’ Duck Dynasty star quickly backtracks: ‘I am pro-God… I got a little mixed up’
• Chris Christie Blames New Jersey Taxes For Losing Mercedes

That awkward moment when Republicans say “Not All Cops” and then blame ALL ONE BILLION MUSLIMS for Charlie Hebdo.- Tea Party Cat

Fox News Noise
Fox News anchor Shannon Bream on Wednesday pondered how observers would've known that the gunmen who perpetuated the terrorist attack on French satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo were bad guys if they didn't know what their skin color was.

New Ten Commandments monument set up at Oklahoma statehouse
A new Ten Commandments monument was installed on Oklahoma state capitol grounds on Thursday to replace a previous one that was destroyed when a man drove his car into it.








Hi, it's cold and I don't read much so that proves 97% of the world's scientists are wrong about climate change.- John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News

• Obama announces proposal for two free years of community college
• Who’s in the running to succeed Senator Barbara Boxer in California?

Republicans are as mad at Obama when good things happen as we were at Bush when terrible things happened, all the time, for 8 years.- LOLGOP

After Obama proposed offering free tuition at community college, Ted Cruz introduced a bill raising community college tuition to $1 million.- Tea Party Cat










“I feel like Bush presidencies are like ‘Godfather’ films. You should stop at two.” – David Letterman

Next on Fox News: Charlie Hebdo perpetrators killed, though House GOP investigating whether they died to cover up Obama's role in it.- Tea Party Cat




Business/Tech News

• Oil prices hit 5-3/4 year low in tumble after two-day break
• 2014 Was Best Hiring Year Since '99; Jobless Rate 5.6 Pct.
• 58% of American adults are on Facebook
• Detroit auto show looks to dazzle with hot exhibits, exotic cars

EVERYONE KNOWS: If you give poor people a break, they get lazy. If you give rich people a break, jobs explode from their every orifice.- LOLGOP

Keystone Pipeline OK'd By Nebraska
A decision by the Nebraska Supreme Court on Friday clearing the way for the Keystone XL crude oil pipeline through the state means President Barack Obama can no longer delay the project, the top Republican in the U.S. House of Representatives said.




Keystone XL is the Justin Bieber underwear ad of jobs plans. Even if it works, it's terrible for the environment.- LOLGOP

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Odd News

• Angelina Jolie hangs with Pope Francis
• End of the road for racy models at Chinese autoshow?
• 100-year-old leads exercise classes, checks in on Facebook
• Family Trapped Beneath Tractor Trailer For 16 Miles
• Ex-NFL Player Swims 9 Miles Back To Shore After Falling Off Boat

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The Great Wall of China. Cross country skies would come in handy.

Best wishes for a peaceful weekend.