Friday, October 24, 2014

Ebola Arrives In NYC





New York City to check daily with people returning from West Africa
 New York City's health department will actively monitor anyone who arrives in the city from one of the three West African countries affected by Ebola, Mayor Bill de Blasio said at a news conference on Friday.




The only thing we have to fear is the people who are publicly peeing their pants over Ebola.- LOLGOP










The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



Maybe we can get the Canadian Parliament Sergeant-at-arms to guard the White House fence.- John Fugelsang




Cri-me-a River: Putin Accuses U.S. Of Doing What He's Doing
Russian President Vladimir Putin accused the United States of endangering the international order by trying to “remake the whole world” for its own, exclusive interests Friday, and predicted that Ukraine would not be the last conflict the major powers would clash over.









North Korea is imposing a travel ban because of Ebola. They'd hate to get that in their gulags. It could ruin their torture programs. Awful!- Tina Dupuy




Republican Shenanigans




It's kind of ironic for a member of Congress to be complaining about government waste. I think we spend around $5 billion every year on Congress. We don't seem to be getting anything out of that, right? What we got is a report on how much money they waste, so thank you.- Jimmy Kimmel










Iowa Republican Thinks He's Going To Heaven! ROFLMAO
Rep. Steve King (R-IA) told an Iowa newspaper that when he dies and goes to heaven, he doesn’t expect to meet any gay people there, and therefore same-sex marriage should be made illegal again in his state.




I worried the GOP might lose the election, but then The Daily Show is in reruns so all the young kids will probably forget to vote. Ha-ha!- Top Conservative Cat










Rock The Voter News





GOP Leads Democrats In October Fundraising
Donors gave the Republican National Committee $8.1 million during the first two weeks of October, and the party borrowed another $5 million to help its campaign allies working on House and Senate races, according to finance reports filed Thursday








Politicians in Miami have passed a resolution to split Florida into two states. Yeah, the two states would be known as Geezerville and Methylvania.- Conan O'Brien




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Honey Boo Boo Is Honey Bye Bye
"Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" has been canceled.
The decision comes on the heels of a TMZ  report that show matriarch Mama June, or June Shannon, is dating a convicted child molester.



Televangelism = A fool + his $ are soon parted.- AllHatNoCattle Tweet








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Alls I'm saying is the party that sees political advantage in a deadly disease may not have your best interests in mind.- LOLGOP









Ebola Vaccine Is On The Way
Millions of doses of an Ebola vaccine will be produced by the end of 2015, the World Health Organization has announced.
And vaccines could be offered to health workers on the frontline in West Africa as soon as December 2014.



A new Starbucks drink is on the way. Starbucks soon will be offering a chestnut praline latte. And I have to say, it's hard to criticize the government for wasteful spending when we pay $7 for candy-flavored coffee twice a day, right?- Jimmy Kimmel







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Please help me put food on my family!





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8 Years Ago This Week Joe Scarborough Sent AllHatNoCattle This:




Odd, I never heard from him or Mike Papantonio (yes that Papantonio) again. And I still have the page online. 

http://allhatnocattle.net/congressman_joe_scarborough.htm

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New York City
George Washington Statue at Federal Hall, Wall Street
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Best wishes for a peaceful weekend to all!

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Palins describe brawl in police recordings






Palins describe brawl in police recordings
Editor's note: The audio mentioned below, obtained by CNN from police records, contains strong language.
Washington (CNN) -- Bristol Palin describes being dragged through the grass and called a series of obscenities during a massive brawl last month in recordings of Anchorage police interviews that CNN obtained through a public records request.



My Gawd, after listening to the police recording of the brawl, the Palins need a good bar of soap to wash out their mouths. Good parenting matters, just ask Chelsea Clinton and  Sasha and Milia Obama.



The Palin Family asks that you respect their privacy as they continue their attention-seeking.- LOLGOP








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




We should react to a terrorist attack as Canada does -- with universal health care, zero abortion restrictions and same-sex marriage.- LOLGOP







New Ebola Measures Include Questionnaire, Which Has Questionable Questions
U.S. health officials unveiled new measures on Wednesday to carry out Ebola monitoring on anyone entering the country from the three nations at the center of a West African epidemic, increasing precautions to stop the spread of the virus.








Looks like they're working out the Ebola situation. The CDC has released new guidelines about what healthcare workers should wear to protect themselves when treating Ebola patients. For starters, this Halloween they've outlawed the slutty hazmat suit.- Conan O'Brien



Republican Shenanigans






Do Conservatives Have Frigging Editors? I Know, Stupid Question.
Conservative commentator Dana Loesch's new book Hands Off My Gun: Defeating the Plot to Disarm America includes spurious quotes from George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and other Founding Fathers, despite the fact that it purports to teach readers about "the history of the Second Amendment."




The people who always told me pot makes you lazy & lethargic are now telling me it made Michael Brown violent.- John Fugelsang









Conservatism A.K.A. Microscopic Brain Disease
Conservatives are outraged over what they claim, mistakenly, to be evidence of massive voter fraud being perpetrated in Arizona, The Daily Dot reports.








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Modern TV journalists talking about Ben Bradlee are like Justin Bieber talking about Leonard Cohen.- John Fugelsang








The Reagan Confederacy? LOL
A former aide to President Ronald Reagan is calling for southern states to secede from the union and form a new conservative nation called "Reagan" where citizens wouldn't be forced to compromise on "traditional values" like marriage.




I like it when people who defended Dick Cheney foreign policy call the black guy "arrogant."- John Fugelsang









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The GOP can hold the House without winning a single Latino vote. It can win the Senate without swaying 1 Obama voter. - LOLGOP








Business/Tech News




The NFL has created a sportsmanship award that will be presented to the winner on the eve of the Super Bowl. The winner will be whichever NFL player's not in jail on the eve of the Super Bowl.- Conan O'Brien



Graffiti Artist Defaces 10 National Parks—and Instagrams It
How can you get away with painting graffiti in some of the United States’ most iconic national parks?

If you’re dumb enough to boast of your exploits on social media, you can’t.












Every fish you catch and release goes home with an alien abduction story.- John Fugelsang






I've Never Watched TLC's Honey Boo Boo But This Is Beyond Belief
Mama June is seeing someone new, but there's a big problem ... the guy just got out of prison after serving time for molesting one of June's relatives ... TMZ has learned.









Kim Kardashian, by the way, shares a birthday with Benjamin Netanyahu and the scientist Alfred Nobel. Which just goes to show you: Horoscopes are crap.- Jimmy Kimmel







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Thank you NASA for the incredible work you do.

Peace.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Just shoot me.

Here I was just zooming along putting together today's edition and WHAM. The skies opened up again and shut down my Internet access. My girlfriend called me to say that the bridge is shut down on the road to my apartment because water is flowing over it. Ay yi yi.

The good news is, I will have this edition out in the morning tomorrow.

I am so sorry for any humor inconvenience.

I send good vibes to Canada and the crisis they faced today.



Peace.