Tuesday, September 30, 2014

National Review Writer: Women Who Have Abortions Should Be Hanged





National Review Writer: Women Who Have Abortions Should Be Hanged
Kevin Williamson, a correspondent for National Review, suggested Monday that women who have abortions should be hanged.



“How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?” 
― George Carlin








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam





New Rule: [slide of handsome Kurdish fighter wearing stylish sunglasses] Someone has to tell the Kurdish Peshmerga forces, “Not now for sexy time!”   Come on, guys, are we fighting ISIS or picking up Persian girls at the Beverly Center?  

Sunglasses by DKNY, machine gun by CIA.   - Bill Maher









Fox & Friends: The Beheadings Are Coming. The Beheadings Are Coming.
Tuesday morning Fox & Friends segment suggested that more Americans could be beheaded if President Barack Obama was successful in his effort to make guns safer.




Someone has to tell the woman who claims to have cosmetically added a third breast so as to drive away men, that many people actually find three boobs fascinating.

How else can you explain the popularity of “Fox & Friends”?    - Bill Maher








North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has not appeared in public for weeks. There are rumors he's sick due to too much cheese, fried chicken, and beer. Sounds like someone is applying for American citizenship.- Conan O'Brien




Republican Shenanigans




We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
Plato



War On Women Continued By A Woman
Conservative radio host Laura Ingraham on Tuesday argued that a recent security breach at the White House had happened because the Secret Service had placed a woman on duty instead of “a really strong person.”










Right now the NRA preps an email blast to their database of gun owners that Obama is plotting a database of gun owners. - John Fugelsang




Y'all Qaeda Strikes Again!
The National Organization for Women (NOW) chapter in Louisiana has reacted with outrage, and called on the state to help rape victims on Monday after a report revealed that hospitals had started charging them for emergency care.









Rand Paul's candidacy is based on the idea he'll bring in new GOP primary voters. Is there any evidence he's better at this than his dad?- LOLGOP









Email
Subject: Yesterday's Bird Picture


The picture of the bird feeding the chick is a male Upupa epops Hoopoe from central Asia.  It is the national bird of Israel. The male has the big crest.  more info here...  http://www.birdguides.com/species/species.asp?tx=955

Roger

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Found your bird!
Hey, pal, the bird is gorgeous! my search turned up eurasian hoopoe. thanks for sharing this. i've never seen this bird before. 

Kathy

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Thank you Kathy and Roger! It is very important to have viewers that are smarter than me!









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Secret Service Scandal Update
The man who breached security at the White House this month raced through several rooms on the main floor, penetrating farther into the building than previously disclosed, a Republican congressman said on Monday.



Hearing all the times the Secret Service got it right kind of rings hollow when you think of the few times they got it wrong. - Matt Laslo Tweet








Chelsea Clinton gave birth to a baby girl. And get this, she's already said her first word: "Iowa.”- Jimmy Fallon




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Geez Louise, The NFL Just Can't Stay Out Of The News
When a Kansas City Chiefs safety Husain Abdullah scored a touchdown during his team’s systematic routing of the New England Patriots last night, he did what many NFL players do: he stopped to say a prayer.
But unlike virtually every other touchdown prayer, Abdullah’s drew a penalty.




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The Walton heirs could buy airtime every night to broadcast themselves beating up Betty White & we'd still shop at Walmart.- John Fugelsang







Newsweek Adds Disclaimer
Newsweek responded on Monday to plagiarism accusations against its former columnist Fareed Zakaria by adding a disclaimer to all of his articles that appear on the magazine's website.




New Rule: If you’re one of the nine people who have complained that their new iPhone 6+ got bent in their back pocket, you have to consider that maybe you just have a great big, fat ass.   
Don’t complain to Apple. Eat one.    - Bill Maher









What a weekend it was. Derek Jeter and George Clooney both quit playing.- Seth Myers






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Perfect Waves at Scorpion Bay, Baja California, Mexico.

Peace.

Monday, September 29, 2014

Allen West Tells Military To Disobey Commander In Chief




Allen West Tells Military To Disobey Commander In Chief
Fox News contributor Allen West, who has previously called President Obama an "Islamist" with unclear "loyalties," is now calling on the military to ignore orders from its commander in chief.




Republicans are people. Just like corporations, and Soylent Green. 



Today Russia announced that it will join America’s fight with the terror group ISIS. Then Putin said, "But I did not say which side." - Jimmy Fallon








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



FYI: America has a 200+ year history of people being denied the right to vote by people who said they were protecting democracy by doing so.- LOLGOP







New Afghan President Takes Office
 Ashraf Ghani Ahmadzai was sworn in Monday as Afghanistan's new president, replacing Hamid Karzai in the country's first democratic transfer of power since the 2001 U.S.-led invasion toppled the Taliban.



Can you believe our evil gov't violating our online privacy?   Wait - there’s new nude pics of Jennifer Lawrence?  BRB, I gotta see this.- John Fugelsang




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The Department of Defense unveiled a new policy that will let undocumented immigrants serve in the military. Is it me, or does that just sound like a sneaky way to get rid of immigrants?- Jimmy Fallon




Republican Shenanigans





Lincoln may have freed the slaves, but he didn’t free the corporations; John Roberts did that. He really is the Great Emancipator.- Top Conservative Cat








Paul Ryan: It's disgusting some liberals are talking about dying at 75. Under my plan, that's right when you'd first enjoy retirement.- LOLGOP




Florida Republican Writes Tell All Book About Republicans
Anyone interested in political shenanigans, personal betrayals, campaign corruption and widespread scandal, all involving some of Florida's most prominent politicians, can find more than enough in the new nonfiction memoir "The Chairman: The Rise and Betrayal of Jim Greer."









Boehner needs to disclose the miracle back cure that transformed him from a 20 year old Vietnam war draft dodger with a "bad back" to a 65 year old who plays golf a hundred times a year. - Anon





Correction: Michele Bachmann didn't really say that but only because she didn't think of it.




NY Post Ridicules Baby. It's OK Because It's The Clinton's Granddaughter
The NY Post is Rupert Murdoch's signature right wing rag in New York and it often is as offensive as many of the pundits that appear on Fox News. Today's front page is no different as it openly attacks Chelsea Clinton's new born baby.



Hillary Clinton’s granddaughter never in her life did one thing to save the lives of the four Americans in Benghazi. Fact.- Top Conservative Cat









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Bad Suicide Attempt Shuts Down Two Chicago Airports
The nation's air travel system slowly began to recover Saturday after an alleged act of employee sabotage at a large regional air traffic control center brought Chicago's two international airports to a halt.




Lincoln may have freed the slaves, but he didn’t free the corporations; John Roberts did that. He really is the Great Emancipator.- Top Conservative Cat








Q: What's the difference between the Congress & the unemployed? A: The unemployed want to work.- John Fugelsang







FOX NEWS: ISIS IS COMING; BE PREPARED!

Fox News host Jeanine Pirro dedicated all of her Sunday show to the growing danger of ISIS, and how viewers should prepare to fight Islamic terrorism on U.S. soil.










It's already autumn. Can you feel the difference in the seasonal change? Let me give you one sure example that it's autumn today. President Obama got off of a helicopter, and saluted a Marine with a cup of hot cider.- David Letterman





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FAA Awakens Following Bad Suicide Attempt
The Federal Aviation Administration is reviewing security practices and how it deals with unexpected incidents throughout its air traffic control facilities following last week's fire at a Chicago-area air traffic facility, agency administrator Michael Huerta said Monday.




Well, technically Mitt Romney won't be running in 2016; Bain Capital will run for president, and Romney will return as CEO.- LOLGOP








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Study: Internet trolls are also trolls in real life, but life conveniently doesn't have a comments section.- LOLGOP






Hong Kong Peaceful Protest. So Far.
Extending their protests into the workweek, Hong Kong democracy activists continued occupying major thoroughfares Monday, forcing the closure of some schools, banks and other businesses in the semi-autonomous Chinese territory. Due to the demonstrations, government officials said they would cancel a major annual fireworks celebration scheduled for Wednesday -- China’s equivalent of the Fourth of July.



Chris and Bruce Jenner are getting a divorce. If for any reason Bruce is ever arrested for any crime of any sort, being married to a Kardashian counts as time served.- David Letterman









"The federal prison population has dropped by almost 5,000 people. It's expected to go back up once the NFL season ends." –Conan O'Brien



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I have no idea what kind of birds these are but I thought it was beautiful enough to share with you.

Peace.

Friday, September 26, 2014

Sean Hannity And Dana Perino: "Sponsored By" Fracking Companies






Sean Hannity And Dana Perino: "Sponsored By" Fracking Companies
Fox News hosts Sean Hannity and Dana Perino are giving speeches "sponsored by" major fracking companies while pushing for fracking on Fox.

The conservative commentators spoke at the Shale Insight 2014 conference on September 24-25. The two-day event was organized by the Marcellus Shale Coalition  (MSC)...




FYI: The entire GOP agenda is to make climate change worse and get you to worry about salutes and suits while they pillage our safety net.- LOLGOP











The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam





"President Obama is facing criticism over an incident yesterday where he was holding a cup of coffee in his hand, and then used that same hand to salute a Marine. Though with all that's going on in the world, I'm surprised he didn't salute with a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a cigarette in the other." –Jimmy Fallon







Just a few months ago, polls showed Americans were sick of war. They’d had enough. They were anxious to stay out of the Middle East. Then they saw two beheadings, and overnight, they were like, “Oh, war, we can’t stay mad at you.”- Bill Maher




Send Dr. Dennis Rodman To The Rescue!
Young North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is suffering from "discomfort", state media has said in the first official acknowledgement of ill health after a prolonged period out of the public eye.





GOP: How To Win The Hearts And Minds Of Women
“TELL the Misses not to wait up because the after dinner whiskey & cigars will be smooth and the issues to discuss are many,” read the invite to an all-male fundraiser in March for Steve Southerland, the Republican seeking re-election in Florida’s second congressional district. “Good men sitting around discussing & solving political & social problems over fine food & drink date back to the 12th Century with King Arthur’s Round Table.”




Republican Shenanigans









Ted Cruz: My dad was a refugee. But unlike the kids at the border, he was smart enough to be born a country the U.S. accepted refugees from. - LOLGOP







Rick Perry Versus Wendy Davis
There are new questions about how Gov. Rick Perry spent hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars after giving it to companies through the Texas Enterprise Fund...The audit, completed under legislation authored by State Sen. Wendy Davis, reveals some of the companies that received money from the Texas Enterprise Fund did not complete that application or produce proof they had created any new jobs.







"House Speaker John Boehner is facing criticism over a recent speech where he suggested that unemployed people are lazy. Boehner would clarify his statements, but he was on his second two-week break of the month." –Jimmy Fallon




GOP Can't Keep It Classy Bidding Adieu To Eric Holder 
It's fair to say the GOP hasn't always seen eye to eye with Attorney General Eric Holder.

After the announcement today that Holder will resign from his position, some Republican lawmakers took to Twitter to offer their "heartfelt" farewells.








Eric Holder resigns; or as Rush Limbaugh puts it, 'black guy doesn't want to work.'- Top Conservative Cat






Republican Infighting Is A Good Thing
A top officer of the Broward Republican Party is taking on the co-founder of Tea Party Fort Lauderdale, publicly voicing sentiments that until now have been quietly muttered by many Republican Party insiders.




If you're praying for another Bush to run, maybe you should take a few elections off.- LOLGOP







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"The White House posted a video that got people upset. The president saluted two Marines with a cup of coffee in his hand. It's not the first time Obama's done something like this. Remember that time he said The Pledge of Allegiance while holding a Hot Pocket? Or when he visited an aircraft carrier with a $5 footlong? The man never learns." –Jimmy Kimmel







Now that it’s been confirmed that the entire Palin family did, in fact, participate in a drunken brawl, Sarah Palin must admit that President Obama’s “Mom jeans” aren’t half as embarrassing as her “mom genes.”- Bill Maher










I Really Like This Pope
Pope Francis on Thursday sacked a Paraguayan bishop accused of protecting and promoting a priest described by his former church superiors in the United States as "a serious threat to young people."




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The comments section of the Daily Beast could be the single greatest argument against a theory of human evolution.- John Fugelsang








NFL Caught Lying
A new report from the AP rocked the NFL Thursday when a source said the Ray Rice domestic abuse video was sent to Jeff Miller, the head of security of the NFL which contradicts their claims of never receiving the video.








"Today an Indian spacecraft reached the orbit of Mars. Not only did India succeed on their first attempt, they did it on a very modest budget — $74 million for the mission. Which happens to be, truly, $26 million less than it cost to make the movie 'Gravity.'" –Jimmy Kimmel



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"Congratulations to India. They were able to keep the mission's costs down by outsourcing all of the work to themselves. And who knows, if it keeps going, in a few years, maybe we'll have the first call center on Mars." –Jimmy Kimmel



Foreign Exchange Traders Love Obama
President Obama’s handling of the economy may be reviled by his political opponents, but he is receiving support from a surprising quarter: foreign exchange traders.








But, you know what? Climate change doesn’t stand a chance because you can’t capture rising sea levels on a six-second Vine video. What we need to do is to get a polar bear to punch someone in an elevator.- Bill Maher






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Somewhere in Fiji.

Best wishes for a peaceful weekend.