Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Gas production blamed for rise in Colorado, New Mexico quakes







Gas production blamed for rise in Colorado, New Mexico quakes
The deep injection of wastewater underground by energy companies during methane gas extraction has caused a dramatic rise in the number of earthquakes in Colorado and New Mexico since 2001, U.S. government scientists said in a study released on Monday.




We shouldn't frack Mother Earth. She's complaining.




So you're willing to bet the next 1,000 years of the planet that Rick Perry knows more about science than Neil deGrasse Tyson.- LOLGOP









The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




This week President Obama gave a big speech from White House where he outlined his plan to quote “degrade and ultimately destroy” the terror group ISIS. When asked how, he said, "I’ll build their website." - Jimmy Fallon







War On Ebola
The United States announced on Tuesday that it would send 3,000 troops to help tackle the Ebola outbreak as part of a ramped-up response including a major deployment in Liberia, the country where the epidemic is spiraling fastest out of control.




President Obama announced in his speech the other night that he's sending 475 military advisers to Iraq. Not own that but he's also sending 475 military advisers to the NFL. - David Letterman







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Everything Rush Limbaugh knows about sex comes from women who were trying not to have sex with Rush Limbaugh. - LOLGOP



What A Stupid Remark, By A Republican, Of Course.
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) defended his proposed abortion ban this week, saying that if a pregnant mother sings to her fetus then it must be considered a person.










Domestic Terrorist Caught On Tape
Authorities released surveillance video from the “full-frontal” assault on a Georgia courthouse earlier this year by a sovereign citizen.




Reclusive Deity Hasn’t Written A New Book In 2,000 Years. - The Onion Tweet








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Bill Maher To Target GOP Rep With Comedy
The politically incorrect host of HBO's "Real Time With Bill Maher" announced on Friday he will target Minnesota Rep. John Kline, the chair of the House Education and Workforce Committee, in his "flip a district" campaign. He said he'll make repeated visits to the district for stand-up comedy in an effort to motivate voters to oust the "crummy" and "corrupt" Kline on Nov. 4.










Not only do I believe cannabis should be legalized, it should also be forcibly administered to Congress.- John Fugelsang





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What Would William Wallace Do?
Of all the many crises this summer -- from ISIS, to Ukraine, Ebola to Libya -- who'd have thought jolly old England would be on that list?

Technically, it’s the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. But for how much longer? On Thursday, after 307 years, Scotland may vote for independence and with it, potentially change the world order that has lasted since the end of the Second World War. 





It's been 4 years this week since Jack Kevorkian went to meet his customers.- John Fugelsang









I'm afraid if we don't settle on an official name for ISIS/ ISIL/ Islamic State, John McCain may end up arming one of them.- LOLGOP










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British Prime Minister David Cameron went to Scotland this week to persuade citizens of the country to vote “no” on leaving the U.K. He said, “It's never worked out for anyone-well except America, and Canada, Australia, India, and . . . I'll stop talking now.”- Jimmy Fallon








Putin Sure Has His Hands Full Of Enemies
Romania's energy minister said on Tuesday Russia was playing games with gas supplies to cause concerns in EU states, after analysts warned that Moscow could use the flows to retaliate against sanctions imposed over its role in Ukraine.










Nutty: since 1990 oil prices "2% lower in month preceding a US election and 4% lower in election month itself."- Harry Shearer Tweet








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Tallulah Gorge in Autumn, Georgia.

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Monday, September 15, 2014

Why won’t Rand Paul admit he’s changed his mind?






Why won’t Rand Paul admit he’s changed his mind?
Back in Washington after a long break last week, Kentucky Republican Sen. Rand Paul was stepping off the escalator in the Capitol basement on his way to lunch, when a reporter approached him with a straightforward question.



Rand Paul is so caught up in revising the past, pretty soon he may say he supported the North in the Civil War.- LOLGOP








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Dick Cheney criticizing Obama on ISIS is like Dr. Frankenstein mocking the villagers for not catching that monster yet.- John Fugelsang







GOP Senator Mimics Fire and Brimstone Preacher
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) did not hold back on Sunday in expressing his outrage at President Barack Obama’s refusal to send ground troops to confront ISIS, warning that the “gates of hell” would “spill out onto the world.”




If George W. Bush was so right about Iraq, how come Republicans aren't including them in all their ads and campaigns?- LOLGOP









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The US has the lowest voter turnout of any wealthy country and no evidence of stolen elections -- so the GOP wants to make it harder to vote. - LOLGOP








ISIS Is Sneaking In Through Mexico Says Sheriff With No Proof 
A Texas sheriff spoke to Fox & Friends host Elizabeth Hasselbeck this morning and warned her that members of the ISIS terrorist group, attempting to consolidate power in the Middle East, are also currently infiltrating the United States by sneaking over the border from Mexico.








Rick Perry's Lawyers Are Going All Hysterical Historical
Lawyers for Rick Perry invoked a former Roman emperor and 17th-century French King Louis XIV in a motion filed on Monday seeking to dismiss abuse-of-power felony charges leveled against the Texas governor.







If Bristol Palin gets to be an unwed teen mom paid to talk abstinence then the Palin brawl means she can get paid to talk nonviolence.- John Fugelsang



Sarah Palin's Saturday Night Brawl Response. Sorta.
Sarah Palin's camp has finally weighed in on the Alaska birthday party brawl that put the former Republican vice presidential nominee and her family back in the national spotlight this past week.









If your belief system is not founded in an objective reality, you should not be making decisions that affect other people.- Neil deGrasse Tyson








The wait times at the polls in Florida are so bad that by the time you get to vote Rand Paul might even agree with himself again.- LOLGOP




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"My big concern is that too many men are being falsely accused of rape."
- a guy who just told you everything you need to know about him. - LOLGOP







Militia To Block U.S./Mexico Border With Guns. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Border militias are threatening to block international ports of entry along the U.S.-Mexico border later this week to protest the jailing of a former Marine on Mexican weapons charges, and authorities fear the protests could spark violence.





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This tweet contains the names of every right-wing pundit who ever complained when a white president went golfing.  Thank you.- John Fugelsang




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I can't wait to show off my new Urban Outfitters Hiroshima Hoodie.- John Fugelsang







Have A Glass Of Flaming Water!
Homes in a Texas community face worsening water contamination caused by nearby gas production, according to a study released today.









Republicans don't believe Climate Change can make winters colder but they do believe tax cuts for billionaires will create jobs. Science! - LOLGOP








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Residential skyscrapers in Dubai.

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Friday, September 12, 2014

Stretch Hummers. A bloody brawl. And Sarah Palin?





Stretch Hummers. A bloody brawl. And Sarah Palin?
This story has it all. Stretch Hummers. Booze. A right hook. And a former vice presidential candidate screaming, “Do you know who I am?”

Just another Saturday night in Anchorage with the Palins?



The Palins ask that you respect their privacy as they continue their meaningless attention-seeking. - LOLGOP







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If you don't support Netanyahu, you're an anti-Semite, according to Ted Cruz, who doesn't support Obama.- LOLGOP







Surgical Strikers
US combat aircraft will soon start flying out of a base in the Kurdish region of northern Iraq as part of a "more aggressive" air campaign against Islamic State jihadists, the Pentagon said Thursday.




If the ppl listening to FOX about ISIL hadn't listened to FOX about Iraq there wouldn't be an ISIL.- John Fugelsang









The New York Times had to issue a correction after an article referred to Dick Cheney as president of the United States. The Times apologized to Dick Cheney and changed his title to "former president of the United States."- Conan O'Brien








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The question isn't if Ted Cruz is running for president. The question is if he'll ever stop.- LOLGOP







Will Tebowing Make A Comeback?
Breakfast time just became Tebow time.

Starting Monday, Tim Tebow, the former football star and current SEC Network analyst, will be on the top-rated ABC morning show Good Morning America. He’ll serve as a contributor and will help launch GMA‘s “Motivate Me Monday” series, which focuses on stories of triumph from people across the country.




John McCain assures America that he will not rest until your kids are somehow at war somewhere being shot at by somebody.- John Fugelsang







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Raven Football Fans Reaction To Domestic Violence
Music blared from the purple bus, and Baltimore Ravens fan Racquel Bailey stood with drink in hand amid her usual tailgate buddies while making a bold fashion statement: a black, rhinestone-decorated jersey with the white No. 27.

A Ray Rice jersey.









REMINDER: Conservatives don't blame the victim as much as they identify with the perpetrators.- LOLGOP





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PREDICTION: On November 5, some GOP strategist will say, "I really thought our plan to make women pay more for birth control would work!"- LOLGOP







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GOP: These immigrants who want to pay taxes must go! But corporations who are sending their money abroad to avoid taxes, they can stay.- LOLGOP









Wind Power Versus Fossil Fuelers
As wind power surges, opposition grows
Wind-power developers are facing growing opposition in some states. A fight swirls around the efforts in Congress to extend the federal wind-power tax credit.








Mike Tyson and Rob Ford had a meeting. If you’d like to see a transcript of their conversation, just have your cat walk back and forth on your keyboard.- Seth Myers







I'm no fashion expert, Ms Ground Zero protestor, but your 'never forgive' sign clashes with that crucifix you're wearing.- John Fugelsang



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Flower fields in Hillside, Hokkaido, Japan.

Best wishes for a peaceful weekend.