Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Israel Grants First Golan Heights Oil Drilling License To Dick Cheney-Linked Company





Israel Grants First Golan Heights Oil Drilling License To Dick Cheney-Linked Company
A local subsidiary of the New York-listed company Genie Energy — which is advised by former vice president Dick Cheney and whose shareholders include Jacob Rothschild and Rupert Murdoch — will now have exclusive rights to a 153-square mile radius in the southern part of the Golan Heights.


Dick Cheney for president in 2016. He'll be 78 but his heart will be just hitting puberty.- LOLGOP







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Our police have become too much like the military. And vice versa. - LOLGOP



George Bush Sure Knows How To Pick Em
 Iraq's caretaker premier Nuri al-Maliki said Wednesday it will take a court ruling for him to leave power, defying the president's decision to task a rival with forming a government.







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ConservativeLand. Where Golfers being frisked to protect the president is a bigger deal than unarmed kids being shot. - LOLGOP






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Jesus never called the poor 'lazy,' fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay.- John Fugelsang






You Can't Fix Stupid. You Can Medicate It, Maybe, But You Can't Fix It.
Confederate sympathizers protested the University of Mississippi’s rebranding efforts to minimize its racist past...“People in the South should be proud,” she said. “They should be so proud if they knew the type [of] men that were in the Confederacy, and we haven’t seen men like them since probably the Spartans in the 300 –phenomenal, and our people grow up and our kids [are] ashamed, not knowing the truth.”



FOX NEWS: GOLFERS INCONVENIENCED BY BLACK MAN -- JUST AS THE FOUNDERS FEARED. - LOLGOP







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Don't know if I trust Snowden's motives. But until he runs a massive surveillance state walled off from accountability, I'll let him be.- LOLGOP



The Conservative War on Women Continues
Conservative state legislatures are waging an effective fight to close down the nation’s abortion clinics, and nowhere is that battle more evident than in Texas, with one of the most restrictive abortion laws in the country.






Hillary Clinton has been calling President Obama's foreign policy a failure. She either wants to be a president or a Fox News anchor. We're not sure.- Conan O'Brien



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If your libertarian moment lasts past eleventh grade, ask a female friend which books she's reading.- LOLGOP







Armed gunmen shoot local man as part of their reign of terror in Iraq. Oops! Nope, that was police in Ferguson. My mistake. - Top Conservative Cat



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If you are more outraged at blacks looting stores than whites looting your savings then you've been duped- - Pete Dominick Tweet







So, We Pay More Taxes Than 20 companies in the Standard & Poor’s 500 
U.S. companies are looking for all sorts of ways to reduce their tax bill. But scores of big U.S. companies just paid no taxes or effective tax rates of 0%.

There are 20 companies in the Standard & Poor’s 500, including drugmaker Merck (MRK), computer storage company Seagate (STX) and automaker General Motors (GM), which reported effective tax rates of 0% or lower in the second calendar quarter despite reporting a profit during the period







Cutting Medicare, SS & unemployment benefits to fix budget is like invading Iraq when you were attacked by 15 Saudis. - John Fugelsang



Lauren Bacall and President Harry Truman. Lauren Bacall passed away yesterday.



“I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone, it’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel alone.” - Robin Williams- Robin Williams





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Frozen St. Joseph North Pier Lighthouse, Michigan, USA

Peace.


Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Artists have more feelings than the rest of us.










Fox News host Shepard Smith on Tuesday asserted that actor Robin Williams was “such a coward” for allegedly committing suicide.
At the conclusion of a touching special report that aired just hours after Williams died, Smith seemed to become almost angry while thinking about the actor’s children.



Just how will Fox News host Shepard Smith, calling Robin Williams a coward offer comfort to his children? 


Life goes on. That's the bad and the good news. - LOLGOP







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This Rescue of Yazidi Refugees Brought Tears to My Eyes. Great Video Journalism.




I'm against single payer healthcare cos although it would save lives,  it's too expensive.   Oh & we should also send troops back to Iraq.- John Fugelsang








MoveOn.org's War On Hillary
The liberal group MoveOn.org issued a stark warning to former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton in response to her not-so-subtle knock on President Barack Obama's foreign policy approach.

In a statement on Tuesday Ilya Sheyman, the executive director of MoveOn Political Action, said that Clinton or "any other person thinking about seeking the Democratic nomination in 2016, should think long and hard before embracing the same policies advocated by right-wing war hawks that got America into Iraq in the first place and helped set the stage for Iraq's troubles."



If we're wondering where Maliki and Karzai are going to retire, I imagine George W. Bush's ranch is cleared of brush by now.- LOLGOP






“The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.”- Robin Williams



Homeschooling and Guns
A teenager from Frisco, Texas is accused of murdering both of his parents late Monday night.
According to DallasNews.com, the 16-year-old was “very sheltered,” and was being homeschooled by parents who wished to shield him from the world.







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If making a pact with Satan was actually possible, every crap Goth & Metal band would have platinum albums by now.- John Fugelsang







FOX NEWS: OBAMA FIRST (BLACK) PRESIDENT EVER TO TAKE A VACATION. - LOLGOP


Next On Fox: Moochelle Obama Is Overweight
Dr. Keith Ablow, a member of the Fox News Medical A-Time, on Tuesday asserted that First Lady Michelle Obama was not qualified to fight for better child nutrition because she needed to “drop a few” pounds.







Meanwhile, Donald Sterling Is No Longer Owner of the L.A. Clippers
 Steve Ballmer officially became the new owner of the Los Angeles Clippers on Tuesday.
The team said the record $2 billion sale closed after a California court confirmed the authority of Shelly Sterling, on behalf of the Sterling Family Trust, to sell the franchise to the former Microsoft CEO.



“Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.”- Robin Williams








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“Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table's ready."”- Robin Williams



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“The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, "You want a piece of me?"- Robin Williams



Florida Is Still Stopping The Voters
Leaders of a voter coalition contesting Florida’s congressional district boundaries are vowing to continue a court battle claiming that a new map approved on Monday fails to meet the state's anti-gerrymandering rules.

“They’ve done this in a crafty way, to make sure the political result is not changed,” Tom Zehnder, an attorney for Common Cause, the League of Women Voters of Florida ....







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On Jan. 7, 2009, two weeks before Obama took office, the Congressional Budget Office reported that the deficit for fiscal year 2009 was projected to be $1.2 trillion. 
The U.S. budget deficit was $95 billion at the end of July, down 3 percent from the same period last year, according to data released by the Treasury Department on Tuesday.







“My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.”- Robin Williams









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Libo, Guizhou, China.

Peace. 

Monday, August 11, 2014

Racist Mindthink





FBI steps into probe of unarmed Mo. teen's shooting
The FBI took over the investigation Monday of a weekend shooting in which an officer here killed an unarmed 18-year-old.



So, it is illegal to walk down the middle of a street? Next time I see that happen I'll whip out my gun and shoot them 8 times from 35 feet. That'll teach 'em.



Is the right angrier that the first black president didn't erase racism or that he's allowed to take a vacation. - LOLGOP







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Guys, let's just let the Republicans figure out this Iraq thing. It's kind of their specialty.- LOLGOP



A Conservative That Likes To Cozy Up To Communists
Steven Seagal plays at concert for pro-Russia separatists in Ukraine
Actor, musician and Vladimir Putin's friend performs with band at pro-'Donetsk People's Republic' show in Sevastopol, Crimea







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REMEMBER: The only thing the GOP learned from the Clinton impeachment was to wait until after the midterm election.- LOLGOP







Boobies Shown To Boobs
A group of topless dancers in Ohio on Sunday turned the tables on a fundamentalist church that has picketed their club for almost nine years.

According to the Coshocton Tribune, at least six bare-breasted women, employees and friends of the Foxhole North club marched outside the New Beginnings Ministries church in Warsaw.









Chart: Almost Every Obama Conspiracy Theory Ever




I still think John McCain should host Meet the Press. It's the only way to stop him from appearing as a guest.- LOLGOP








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Treasure map: See the wealthiest person in each U.S. state



The Russian government said Edward Snowden can stay for three more years. Or as Obama put it, "Eh, that was gonna be his prison sentence, anyway."- Jimmy Fallon








Scientists may have cracked the giant Siberian crater mystery — and the news isn’t good




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So awful of President Obama to go on a vacation while Republicans have all sold their beach houses to join the army of the Iraqi Kurds.- LOLGOP






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Keystone Kops Klimate Kleanliness
The much-debated Keystone XL pipeline could produce four times more global warming pollution than the State Department calculated earlier this year, a new study concludes.


Pope Francis is calling on young people to get off the Internet and start doing something productive with their lives. Teens were like, "Uh, how do you think we saw you say that? We watched it on YouTube, dude!"- Jimmy Fallon







You know what city Forbes says is the coolest? The No. 1 coolest city in America is Washington, D.C. How did that happen? Did Obama start smoking again?- Jimmy Kimmel





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Most AHNC Viewers Must Be on Vacation. Two people emailed me. Thank you Ron and Sandra. Big Hug!


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Waterfall, Sivas Province, Turkey.

Peace.