Tuesday, August 5, 2014

The War on Whites







Republican blasts Dem 'war on whites'
Rep. Mo Brooks (R-Ala.) on Monday accused Democrats of engaging in a “war on whites” in the current immigration debate.



The War on Whites must be serious. Dick Cheney is already working on his third deferral. - LOLGOP






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The War On Children
Customs and Border Protection Commissioner Gil Kerlikowske said in an interview broadcast Sunday that the Central American migrants surging across the border from Mexico are "not dangerous individuals."
“These are family members, these are not gang members, these are not dangerous individuals,” Kerlikowske said in the interview, broadcast on ABC’s “This Week.”







Glad to see Dianne Feinstein fighting to ████ the CIA can't ████ or ███ ████ the torture ████ . ████ RT. - LOLGOP



Republican Shenanigans


The Benghazi Blues
Fox News has gone silent on Benghazi amid reports that the House Intelligence Committee concluded that there was no intentional wrongdoing in the Obama administration's response to the 2012 attacks in Benghazi, Libya.


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FYI: If voting didn't matter, Republicans wouldn't mind if black people did it.- LOLGOP





Rand Paul Hears the Word Dreamer And Skedaddles. Rep Steve King Is Just Plain Rude.




The best part of Rand Paul's escape from a DREAMer is how quickly he got his rollerblades on to skate away.- LOLGOP






The environment is everything that isn't me. - Albert Einstein



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Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead



Whew. Murdoch Loses Bid.
Rupert Murdoch said Tuesday that he had withdrawn his offer to acquire Time Warner, all but admitting defeat in what would have been the biggest media merger in recent history.







Tea Party Patriots Stealing From U.S. Marines. Just In Time For Elections!
A conservative charity group that claimed to be sending care packages to U.S. Marines in Afghanistan has been exposed as a fraudulent operation dedicated to pumping millions of dollars into the accounts of a Tea Party loyalist and his political consulting groups.



For the passionately gullible, the irredeemably stupid, & neo-confederates: Fox News: Open  Border Drives Ebola Concerns. - Gen JC Xtian patriot




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TIP: Keep consulting the Quran or Torah. The answer must be in there somewhere. - The Onion







Happy birthday to President Obama. He turned 53, according to his birth certificate. The truth is he's actually 55 years old but Congress blocked his last two birthdays.- Jimmy Kimmel



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Name a Republican policy of the last 20 years that's worked as well as Obamacare -- besides Obamacare.- LOLGOP





Report: Government Believes There's A New Snowden Leaking Nat'l Security Docs
CNN reported Tuesday that anonymous U.S. government officials believe there is a new individual following the lead of Edward Snowden and leaking national security documents.



The annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally starts August 4. But times have changed. Now even biker gangs are into recycling. When the motorcycle rally is over, the gangs go around responsibly collecting trash, bottles, and broken teeth.- Craig Ferguson





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Monday, August 4, 2014

Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy: ‘The Lord told me’ to fight a ‘civil war’ with federal agents






Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy: ‘The Lord told me’ to fight a ‘civil war’ with federal agents
Anti-government rancher Cliven Bundy explained to members of the Independent American Party (IAP) over the weekend how God had guided him into a showdown with armed federal agents in Nevada earlier this year.


No one should get amnesty, except Cliven Bundy.- LOLGOP






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The Germans Are Coming. The Germans Are Coming. They're Already Here.
A German Army brigadier general who recently served with NATO forces in Afghanistan is assuming duties as the chief of staff of U. S. Army Europe, the first time a non-American officer has held that position.



TO REVIEW: Conservatives believe the president can ignore the law to torture foreign citizens, but delaying their deportation is lawless.- LOLGOP






Tunnels, Tunnels, Everywhere
Using secret tunnels built by Saddam Hussein and rough terrain to outfox Iraqi troops, Islamic State insurgents are getting dangerously close to Baghdad with the support of heavily-armed Sunni tribesmen, Iraqi security and intelligence officials said.



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Benghazi: Buh Bye
The House Intelligence Committee, led by Republicans, has concluded that there was no deliberate wrongdoing by the Obama administration in the 2012 attack on the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi, Libya



Did the House vote to deport the guy with Ebola yet?- LOLGOP






Look, George W. Bush wasn't perfect, but he didn't waste America's time by having a birthday every year.- Top Conservative Cat



Is This A Happy Birthday Gift To The President?
The U.S. Secret Service and U.S. Capitol Police responded to two security incidents on Monday - both of which proved to be false alarms - as Washington, D.C., hosted a summit gathering nearly 50 African leaders.





Today, 91 Americans will die in a car accident. Gun violence will claim another 88. I hope none of them go out worrying about Ebola. - LOLGOP





BREAKING: Jewish voters swayed to a party filled with evangelicals who see Israel as the path to Judgement Day, which will send Jews to hell. - LOLGOP







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Wow. Good News To Find Out The Bad News
For the first time in its history, the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers will have to disclose the amount of pollutants its dams are sending into waterways in a groundbreaking legal settlement that could have broad implications for the Corps' hundreds of dams nationwide.









Ebola now internet-borne, nice knowing you.- The Fake CNN tweet




Have A Fresh Glass of Sludge!
Toledo Mayor D. Michael Collins raised a glass and took a big swig of local water Monday morning, signaling that it was finally safe to drink. "Here's to you, Toledo," Collins said at a news conference, smiling for cameras before taking a sip of water drawn, presumably, from a nearby tap. With that symbolic gesture, the mayor lifted a three-day-old ban triggered by raised levels of the toxic chemical microcystin, a likely result of algae blooms in Lake Erie fed by runoff contaminated by farm fertilizer and sewage-treatment sludge.








If only we’d defund the EPA, we wouldn’t even have to hear about this water problem in Ohio. - Jason Karsh tweet



When Are We Going To Tax Churches Involved In Politics?
During a speech in Texas last week, Rafael Cruz, the father of Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), encouraged religious leaders to “restore America” by distributing biblical voting guides in church.




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Republicans are luring Jews the way McDonalds might with a Lox and Cream Cheese Smoothie.- LOLGOP



WTF Google?
Google Play, the official app store for Android operating systems, is currently offering a side-scrolling game called “Bomb Gaza.”

The description of the game states: “Bomb Gaza – drop bombs and avoid killing civilians. new version uploaded. improved performance. added new Israel’s theme music.”






Fox Anchor Caught Shoplifting
A Sacramento television anchor at Fox 40 was arrested last week after employees at a Coach outlet store recognized her on television as the woman who stole over $2,500 worth of wallets, KCRA reports.





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That corporations are avoiding taxes and denying birth control coverage is proof that they aren't just people, they're GOP 2016 frontrunners. - LOLGOP



Obama Tells CEOs To Stop Whining And Start Helping
President Barack Obama said corporate America has done well under his economic policies, telling the Economist magazine that chief executive officers should stop complaining about regulations and show greater social responsibility.






Kia is recalling more than 50,000 cars because of an issue with the steering system caused by the wrong type of adhesive holding together certain parts. Then Kia drivers said, "Wait, these cars are GLUED together?”- Jimmy Fallon







My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income ~ Errol Flynn


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Friday, August 1, 2014

Obama's Foreign Policy and the Future of the Middle East





Obama's Foreign Policy and the Future of the Middle East

A while back, the United States set out to reconfigure the Middle East. The result is that the region and our position in it are both in shambles. Much of what has happened seems irreversible.



"After all that we've had to overcome, our Congress should stop standing in the way of our country's success." —President Obama







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"In Washington the House passed a bill today to go forward with a lawsuit against President Obama. Who says Congress can't get anything done? They're suing the president." –Jimmy Kimmel 



Senate Denies Aid To Israel
In the end, the Senate couldn’t even agree to deliver emergency aid to one of the United States’ closest allies.
A last-ditch effort to deliver aid to Israel during its war with Hamas died on the Senate floor, as Republicans blocked the proposal over concerns that it would increase the debt.







"Supporters of former Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez have released a new font in the style of his handwriting. Although I'm surprised he wrote anything by hand since he was so used to dictating." –Seth Meyers







Bill Clinton, Gave A Speech The Day Before 9-11 
“I nearly got him. And I could have killed him, but I would have had to destroy a little town called Kandahar in Afghanistan and kill 300 innocent women and children, and then I would have been no better than him.

“And so I didn’t do it.”



The GOP steps up outreach to young voters with its app Woo, which sends you a Woo a month before the election then forgets you until 2016.- LOLGOP








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"I have always been a huge fan of Sarah Palin. She's a strong leader with a proven history of selflessness. I mean, in the midst of her 2008 campaign, she took the time to help out a struggling senior with severely impaired judgment." –Stephen Colbert






Annie Gets Her Gun
Appearing on Fox News Hannity, frequent guest Ann Coulter told host Sean Hannity that she wished Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was “our president,” so he could deal with our border problems the way he deals with border issues in his own country.



"While they're out on vacation I'm going to have to make some tough choices" to address migrant crisis. - President Barack Obama






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"The FBI has captured a man accused of sending over 500 letters filled with white powder to President Obama. The FBI said he was a disillusioned middle-aged man who felt beaten down and powerless at work, and the guy who sent the letters was kind of a mess, too." –Seth Meyers






Trying to Kill The messengers?
An SBS News reporter and Al Jazeera English contributor was caught in the middle of direct gunfire Thursday near the Malaysian Airlines flight MH17 crash site.

The Australian news service said that journalist Nick Lazaredes is "lucky to be alive" Friday. Lazaredes told SBS Radio he was leaving the MH17 crash site when shooting broke out around him and his group.



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Does it make Republicans more bummed when Americans get jobs or health insurance?- LOLGOP





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"U.S. intelligence now says that the Malaysian flight was definitely taken down by Russian separatists. But those Russians, they stick with that Soviet propaganda sh*t. Putin said today 'no, it's because one of the passengers turned on their cell phones. Either that or Pussy Riot shot it down.'" –Bill Maher





Kerry Sure Has His Hands Full
 US Secretary of State John Kerry told Narendra Modi that India's refusal to ratify a key WTO trade deal sent the wrong message, as he met the country's new prime minister for the first time on Friday.


I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy ~ Marilyn Monroe





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