Friday, July 18, 2014

Climate data from air, land, sea and ice in 2013 reflect trends of a warming planet








Climate data from air, land, sea and ice in 2013 reflect trends of a warming planet
In 2013, the vast majority of worldwide climate indicators—greenhouse gases, sea levels, global temperatures, etc.—continued to reflect trends of a warmer planet, according to the indicators assessed in the State of the Climate in 2013 report, released online today by the American Meteorological Society.


In Science: New Study Finds Most Of Earth’s Oxygen Used For Complaining.- The Onion







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




There are 12,000 troops along the Russia-Ukraine border, but none are American. Sad. Guess John McCain will need the viagra tonight.- Top Conservative Cat tweet




Putin Scorned By Most Sane Countries
While the group responsible for the crash of Malaysian Airlines MH17 has yet to be determined, the international community has been quick to condemn Vladimir Putin. 



Reagan: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
Bill O'Reilly: "We need to build a Berlin wall along the Mexican border."- Top Conservative Cat tweet






Pope Francis is considering repealing celibacy for priests. Priests will no longer have to take a vow of celibacy. See what you can accomplish when you don't have Congress standing in your way?- David Letterman



Republican Shenanigans




100 Republicans Backing A Democrat?
More than 100 current and former Republican officials endorsed Democratic state Rep. Paul Davis's bid to unseat Gov. Sam Brownback (R) Tuesday, marking a new setback for the incumbent, who was already facing a competitive reelection campaign.






Gay marriage would lead to people not taking marriage seriously says thrice-married Attorney General of Florida.- LOLGOP



Boehner Says No To Immigration Vote This Month. Hey, John, No Rush!
U.S. House Speaker John Boehner on Thursday expressed doubts Congress would agree by the end of this month on an emergency response to the crisis involving an influx of thousands of child migrants at the U.S. southern border.



SPOILER: The fact that Republicans in Congress can't act on immigration now & haven't been able to for a decade is a big part of our problem. - LOLGOP





Rock The Voter News




There's currently a petition to split California into several states. Among the new states would be Botoxia, Pornsylvania, and of course, the Commonwealth of Kardashiania.- Conan O'Brien






REMINDER: Every day America isn't occupying two foreign countries is a step up from 2003-2012.- LOLGOP





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Putin's Economy Is Diving
Russian markets have taken another tumble as the latest set of U.S. sanctions rattle investor confidence and raise concerns about Russia's fragile economy.



Beginning to think George W. Bush didn't get a great read on Putin's soul.- LOLGOP








Oil Trains Face New Rules
North Dakota's Bakken oil patch has thrived thanks in large part to the once-niche business of hauling fuel on U.S. rail tracks. New safety rules may now test the oil train model.

Within weeks, the Obama Administration is due to unveil a suite of reforms that will rewrite standards conceived long before the rise of the shale oil renaissance...






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Henry Ford. Because even a union-busting anti-Semite recognized that employees should be able to afford to buy what they build.- LOLGOP



Meanwhile, Back In Latin America
China's president pressed a charm offensive with Latin America on Thursday, signing deals with Brazil, meeting regional leaders and proposing a $20 billion infrastructure fund that highlights Beijing's growing interests in the region.







The number of pot delivery services has tripled in the last three years because more states are easing their marijuana laws. And the first person who figures out how to combine that with a pizza delivery service will be our country's first trillionaire.- Conan O'Brien







Are animals intelligent? Sure! I let my monkey type my tweets and he does a great (PLEASE HELP ME ESCAPE) job!- Stephen Colbert





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Cenote diving, Yucatan Peninsula, Mexico.

Peace.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

New edition tomorrow





New edition tomorrow. I had little Internet access today. :(

See  you tomorrow! Thank you for dropping by.



Niagara Falls, Ontario side.

Peace.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

GOP, Dems fight over legality of suing Obama






GOP, Dems fight over legality of suing Obama
Constitutional lawyers backing a planned House Republican lawsuit against President Barack Obama told a congressional committee Wednesday that the action is justified because Obama has exceeded his powers in carrying out his health care law.



Constitution is clear:  Congress can sue the president if it tricks the rubes in your base to hold off impeachment until after an election.- LOLGOP








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




Cheney says Al Qaeda was almost eliminated in Iraq when he left office, which is awesome since they weren't there at all when he took office. - LOLGOP



Cheney Against Obama Impeachment. For Now.
"I'm not prepared at this point to call for the impeachment of the president," Cheney told CNN's Jake Tapper Tuesday, arguing that such an effort would be a distraction..."I think he is the worst president of my lifetime. I fundamentally disagree with him. I think he's doing a lot of things wrong," said Cheney.








The Russians Are Listening. The Russians Are Listening.
 Russia has provisionally agreed to reopen a major Cold War listening post on Cuba that was used to spy on the United States, a Russian daily reported Wednesday after President Vladimir Putin visited the island last week.




While he was in Cuba this weekend, Vladimir Putin met with Fidel Castro and promised to revive Cuba's oil industry. Not to be confused with the other thing Cuba's always having to revive: Fidel Castro.- Jimmy Fallon









Republican Shenanigans




Poll: Majority believe Boehner's lawsuit is a "political stunt" and a majority of Republicans say it isn't a big enough "political stunt."- LOLGOP







GOPers Caught By FBI
FBI agents arrested two former Utah attorneys general at their homes on Tuesday and charged them with felonies stemming from a two-year investigation into claims of bribery and corruption, prosecutors said.

Republicans John Swallow and Mark Shurtleff are accused of establishing a pay-to-play culture in office, and of taking bribes to look the other way or offer protection when donors to their political campaigns ran into legal trouble.



Germany is your World Cup champions, ladies and gentlemen. The winning German soccer team received a congratulatory phone call from Angela Merkel. Of course we know this because we're still bugging her phone.- David Letterman




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Germany won, but they're still mad at us for spying on them. So they're considering going back to using typewriters to avoid being spied on. It's never good news when Germany says they're going to go back to their old ways.- Conan O'Brien



The Migrants Are Coming! The Migrants Are Coming! Oopsy.
Arizona congressional candidate Adam Kwasman was at a protest of a new shelter for migrant children when he got word that a busload of kids was headed in the protesters' direction. Kwasman, a Republican state lawmaker, raced toward the small yellow school bus. He gave a breathless account of what he saw to a local news crew: "I was able to actually see some of the children in the buses, and the fear on their faces. This is not compassion."

But the local news crew had bad news for Kwasman: the kids on the bus weren't migrants. They belonged to the Marana school district and were headed to the YMCA's Triangle Y Camp. 









Any fix for immigration must be bipartisan. Hillary Clinton must contribute all her unsold books to building a wall. And Democrats must allow ace goalie Tim Howard to set up on the border and keep out those kids. Swat them back one at a time.- Bill Maher




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"In Canada there are zero laws against abortion, and the rate of abortions is lower than in the United States. Yes, you heard that right. Canada, our hockey and nationalized healthcare-loving neighbor to the north has a lower abortion rate than here in the United States, despite all of the laws here against it."- Rachel Mddow




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Obama Pushing For U.S. Companies To Stay
The Obama administration urged Congress on Wednesday to act to stem what it described as a growing trend in which U.S. companies move their headquarters abroad to reduce their U.S. tax bills.



Brazil's coach resigned following the country's historic 7-1 loss in the World Cup last week. He says he wants to spend more time focusing on not being murdered.- Seth Myers








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Ice climbers on the Iron Curtain in Yoho National Park, Canada.

Peace.