Wednesday, July 16, 2014

GOP, Dems fight over legality of suing Obama






GOP, Dems fight over legality of suing Obama
Constitutional lawyers backing a planned House Republican lawsuit against President Barack Obama told a congressional committee Wednesday that the action is justified because Obama has exceeded his powers in carrying out his health care law.



Constitution is clear:  Congress can sue the president if it tricks the rubes in your base to hold off impeachment until after an election.- LOLGOP








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Cheney says Al Qaeda was almost eliminated in Iraq when he left office, which is awesome since they weren't there at all when he took office. - LOLGOP



Cheney Against Obama Impeachment. For Now.
"I'm not prepared at this point to call for the impeachment of the president," Cheney told CNN's Jake Tapper Tuesday, arguing that such an effort would be a distraction..."I think he is the worst president of my lifetime. I fundamentally disagree with him. I think he's doing a lot of things wrong," said Cheney.








The Russians Are Listening. The Russians Are Listening.
 Russia has provisionally agreed to reopen a major Cold War listening post on Cuba that was used to spy on the United States, a Russian daily reported Wednesday after President Vladimir Putin visited the island last week.




While he was in Cuba this weekend, Vladimir Putin met with Fidel Castro and promised to revive Cuba's oil industry. Not to be confused with the other thing Cuba's always having to revive: Fidel Castro.- Jimmy Fallon









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Poll: Majority believe Boehner's lawsuit is a "political stunt" and a majority of Republicans say it isn't a big enough "political stunt."- LOLGOP







GOPers Caught By FBI
FBI agents arrested two former Utah attorneys general at their homes on Tuesday and charged them with felonies stemming from a two-year investigation into claims of bribery and corruption, prosecutors said.

Republicans John Swallow and Mark Shurtleff are accused of establishing a pay-to-play culture in office, and of taking bribes to look the other way or offer protection when donors to their political campaigns ran into legal trouble.



Germany is your World Cup champions, ladies and gentlemen. The winning German soccer team received a congratulatory phone call from Angela Merkel. Of course we know this because we're still bugging her phone.- David Letterman




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Germany won, but they're still mad at us for spying on them. So they're considering going back to using typewriters to avoid being spied on. It's never good news when Germany says they're going to go back to their old ways.- Conan O'Brien



The Migrants Are Coming! The Migrants Are Coming! Oopsy.
Arizona congressional candidate Adam Kwasman was at a protest of a new shelter for migrant children when he got word that a busload of kids was headed in the protesters' direction. Kwasman, a Republican state lawmaker, raced toward the small yellow school bus. He gave a breathless account of what he saw to a local news crew: "I was able to actually see some of the children in the buses, and the fear on their faces. This is not compassion."

But the local news crew had bad news for Kwasman: the kids on the bus weren't migrants. They belonged to the Marana school district and were headed to the YMCA's Triangle Y Camp. 









Any fix for immigration must be bipartisan. Hillary Clinton must contribute all her unsold books to building a wall. And Democrats must allow ace goalie Tim Howard to set up on the border and keep out those kids. Swat them back one at a time.- Bill Maher




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"In Canada there are zero laws against abortion, and the rate of abortions is lower than in the United States. Yes, you heard that right. Canada, our hockey and nationalized healthcare-loving neighbor to the north has a lower abortion rate than here in the United States, despite all of the laws here against it."- Rachel Mddow




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Obama Pushing For U.S. Companies To Stay
The Obama administration urged Congress on Wednesday to act to stem what it described as a growing trend in which U.S. companies move their headquarters abroad to reduce their U.S. tax bills.



Brazil's coach resigned following the country's historic 7-1 loss in the World Cup last week. He says he wants to spend more time focusing on not being murdered.- Seth Myers








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Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Darrell Issa’s record-breaking subpoena-palooza





Darrell Issa’s record-breaking subpoena-palooza
Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Calif) can't stop issuing subpoenas. Since becoming chairman of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee in 2011, Issa has issued nearly 100 subpoenas – more than the last three committee chairman combined, according to Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-Md).



Gay marriage, immigration reform, medical cannabis, birth control & soccer are all more popular than Congress.- John Fugelsang







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North Korea is negotiating to broadcast the Teletubbies. They have to make changes for North Korean TV. For starters, every episode will end with one of the Teletubbies being executed.- Craig Ferguson






Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl Recaptured By Taliban After Wandering Off Texas Base. - The Onion tweet



CIA MIA
Germany’s dramatic decision to expel the top U.S. intelligence official in Berlin has put fresh strain on the frequently fraught relationship between American spies and the policymakers who rely on – and sometimes clash with – the nation’s cloak-and-dagger operatives.







BREAKING: Torture-rights activist Dick Cheney not detained anywhere, ever.- LOLGOP




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68% of Republicans want to impeach Obama, which is about the same percentage who would have said that on January 21, 2009.- LOLGOP






Republicans Won't Appeal Gerrymandering Ruling?
 Republicans who control Florida's Legislature said Tuesday that they will not appeal a landmark ruling that found that the state's map for congressional districts unconstitutional.

But Senate President Don Gaetz and House Speaker Will Weatherford said in a joint statement that they want to postpone drawing a new map until after the 2014 elections.




The GOP is moving up their 2016 convention so they can start on Hillary's impeachment earlier.- LOLGOP







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I like when right wingers call for Obama's impeachment so that we might get the considerably more liberal President Biden.- John Fugelsang




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Big oil gets $7 billion in subsidies but contraception as part of a health care compensation package is 'free stuff.'- John Fugelsang



Rich Get Richer By Getting Caught Cheating: Hands Slapped
 The truck-stop company owned by Cleveland Browns owner Jimmy Haslam and Tennessee Gov. Bill Haslam has agreed to pay a $92 million penalty for cheating customers out of promised rebates and discounts, authorities announced Monday.







Tiger Woods is not playing in The Masters this year. Apparently he injured his back "swinging."- Craig Ferguson






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Monday, July 14, 2014

Top House Republican Admits That There Are No Grounds To Impeach President Obama





Top House Republican Admits That There Are No Grounds To Impeach President Obama
Republicans have been calling for this president to be impeached for things that George W. Bush did. Currently, some Republicans want to impeach Obama for Bush’s immigration policy. It never stops, but the Boehner lawsuit has thrown gasoline on the fire. Instead of calming the impeachment talk, House Republicans have made things exponentially worse with their lawsuit scheme.


AM radio taught me that Obama is both Neville Chamberlain AND Hitler.  Which means his evil plan is to appease himself.- John Fugelsang






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The problem with having your religion identified with a state is one day Benjamin Netanyahu could end up running it.- LOLGOP






John Kerry: Hero In Afghanistan
Secretary of State John Kerry was hailed as a hero in Afghanistan on Monday after he helped end a paralyzing presidential election impasse that had raised fears the country would once again tip into civil war.



California Republicans are trying to gerrymander a congressional district so it's just Jon Voight's house.- LOLGOP






Honduras Blames U.S. Drug Policy For Migration
Honduran President Juan Hernandez blamed U.S. drug policy for sparking violence in Central American countries and driving a surge of migration to the United States, according to an interview published on Monday.



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GOP: Religious freedom is so important that no woman should ever let her needs get in the way of her boss enjoying it.- LOLGOP




Attorney General Addresses Sarah Palin and Her Impeachment Obsession
Attorney General Eric Holder slammed former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin Sunday over her call for President Obama to be impeached.

“She wasn't a particularly good vice presidential candidate,” Holder said on ABC’s ‘This Week. “She’s an even worse judge of who ought to be impeached and why.”







It’s been one year since George Zimmerman was acquitted, and since then he has kept Florida safe from Skittles-related crime.- Top Conservative Cat



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In Case You Don't Have Enough To Worry About
Just as we all die, all species eventually go extinct. However, the rate of extinction varies dramatically, and a new estimate suggests we are currently running at 1000 times the normal rate. This rate of extinction is only seen in the fossil record after incredibly dramatic and unusual occurrences, such as huge asteroid strikes or supervolcano eruptions.



83 Americans die each day of gun violence. 
0 die of gay marriage, voting without an ID or access to birth control.- LOLGOP




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The Republican National Convention is going to be held in 2016 in Cleveland. They outbid New York City. Cleveland beat New York City. And I'm thinking to myself: Wait a minute, this is not right. Hookers and bribes don't work anymore? What is the problem?- David Letterman







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Where A $7 Billion Fine Makes Your Shares Go Up 4%
This morning the bank confirmed the widely-reported news that it had agreed to pay $7 billion to settle an investigation by the US government into the bank’s sale of mortgage-backed securities.








Obamacare pays for itself and doesn't invade a Middle Eastern country. No wonder Republicans hate it.- LOLGOP







According to a new report, there is a shrine in Japan solely dedicated to hemorrhoids. Seating is limited, but usually available.- Seth Myers


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