Friday, July 11, 2014

Bundy ranch standoff previews conflicts to come as militia growth explodes, report warns










Bundy ranch standoff previews conflicts to come as militia growth explodes, report warns
The standoff between federal agents and armed supporters of a Nevada rancher was a coordinated effort by far-right militia members, according to a new report by the Southern Poverty Law Center.



According to a new study, the largest producer of oil is now the United States. So you know what that means — any day now we'll be invading ourselves. - David Letterman







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Border Militia Falls Apart
Efforts to secure the U.S.-Mexico border with armed militia groups appear to have fizzled as questions arise about their self-proclaimed “commander.”

Operation Secure Our Border, which was organized by “Commander” Chris “Threepercenter” Davis, claimed Tuesday on its website that there were three “troops on the ground” along the Arizona border and “four credible operations on the ground” on the Texas border, reported the San Antonio Express-News.







Rick Perry thinks prayer can protect us from drought, fires and illness but only billions in armed guards can save us from child refugees.- LOLGOP


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Fox and Friends seek instruction on how same-sex marriage works, Steve Doocy ends up pregnant.- LOLGOP



Suing The President
House Republicans took the initial step on Thursday to sue President Barack Obama over the administration's decision to delay the employer mandate of the health care law.



Imagine if we spent the last decade trying to export solar and wind energy instead of propped-up democracies.- LOLGOP







Flori-duh Gerrymandering Declared Insane
Florida’s congressional districts are some of the most GOP-friendly in the country. Although President Obama won a narrow victory over Mitt Romney in Florida during the 2012 presidential election, Republicans control 17 of the state’s 27 congressional districts. That means that, even though Obama won a majority of the votes cast by Floridians in 2012, Romney’s Republican Party controls nearly two-thirds of Florida’s U.S. House delegation.
On Thursday, a Florida trial court held that the congressional maps that produced this lopsided result violate the state’s constitution.



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When A Little Bit Of Knowledge Is Dangerous
Adding to unfounded worries that immigrant children attempting to enter the U.S. are reintroducing a panoply of diseases such as Ebola and dengue fever, conservatives grew more agitated yesterday after “American security contractors”  found what they believed to be a “Muslim prayer rug” abandoned near the Arizona border.

According to Adam Weinstein at Gawker, the “rug” is actually a diamond-patterned Adidas soccer jersey.



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"House Speaker John Boehner is threatening to sue President Obama for using executive actions to create laws, instead of going through Congress first. Then Obama shrugged and made a new law that you can't sue the president." –Jimmy Fallon



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The people who told us Obamacare will fail want you to know the Bush tax cuts will start working any day now.- LOLGOP






Bush Tax Cuts Cost 6.6 Trillion
 The U.S. economy has recovered the 8.7 million jobs lost during the Great Recession and its unemployment rate is now the lowest it's been in almost six years. But David Cay Johnston, a Pulitzer prize-winning reporter, author and visiting lecturer at Syracuse University's law school and business school, says the economy would be a lot stronger if not for the Bush tax cuts.

Americans have lost $6.6 trillion from 2001, when the tax cuts first took effect, through 2012, according to Johnston. That's more than one-third of the country's annual GDP



"According to a new report from BP, the earth will run out of oil in 53 years. Luckily, thanks to BP, the ocean will still have plenty." –Seth Meyers






"There was a huge blowout at the World Cup when Germany beat Brazil 7-1 in the semifinals. It got so bad that the refs told Brazil, 'You know what? Go ahead and use your hands.'" –Jimmy Fallon



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Thursday, July 10, 2014

Dems Roll Out Bill To Overturn Hobby Lobby: Women 'Tired Of Being Targeted'








Dems Roll Out Bill To Overturn Hobby Lobby: Women 'Tired Of Being Targeted'
Congressional Democrats rolled out legislation on Wednesday to overturn the Supreme Court's Hobby Lobby ruling and restore the legal right to cost-free contraceptive coverage for women in their employer insurance plans.




A well-regulated vagina being necessary to a good craft store, the right to decide which medications women deserve shall not be abridged.- LOLGOP








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A Ugandan police officer claims he was forced to shoot an aggressive tortoise that attacked him while he was drinking tea at home. In his defense, he had to act quickly, or move over a few feet and weigh his options for another hour.- Seth Myers







U.S. And Cuba Talking, Finally.
 U.S. and Cuban government officials were meeting in Washington on Wednesday for the latest round of migration talks, a rare chance for dialogue between two countries that have not had full diplomatic relations for more than five decades.



If you're cutting food stamps to buy more missiles, you're going to have to stop pretending your concerns are religious.- LOLGOP







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The President shall be removed from office for treason, bribery, or other high crimes including being a Democrat who won a second term. - LOLGOP






Boehner Says No To Border Security
U.S. House Speaker John Boehner said on Wednesday that Republicans needed to study President Barack Obama’s $3.7 billion emergency spending request for border security before passing judgment on it.



Weird. Speaking at conferences where the Confederacy is celebrated doesn't help you with the black vote. - LOLGOP







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The difference between your guns and birth control is someone is actually coming for your birth control.- LOLGOP



Fracking Up Texas
A Texas waste hauling company that is already facing civil charges for a March accident that spread toxic drilling waste along a rural road could also be facing criminal charges.




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Ted Cruz is upset that there are so many refugees who would like to come make a life in America the way his father has.- LOLGOP



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China Says U.S. Needs To Lead
China's finance minister said Wednesday that the country is not planning any new stimulus measures and it is up to the United States to drive the global economy.



If Brazil were the GOP, it would be suing Germany today for not respecting its powers.- LOLGOP






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Tuesday, July 8, 2014

House GOP wants to spend $3.3M on Benghazi probe







House GOP wants to spend $3.3M on Benghazi probe
House Republicans have called for spending up to $3.3 million this year on the special select committee tasked with investigating the deadly 2012 attacks in Benghazi, Libya.



The GOP's latest Benghazi hearing will cost $3 million, which is pretty cheap for a daily Fox News show.- LOLGOP







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SCOTUS' Pandora's Box Is Exploding
If corporations are people with religious rights, why aren’t Guantanamo Bay detainees?

That’s the central premise of a new lawsuit, filed on behalf of two Guantanamo Bay detainees last week.

“If, under our law, Hobby Lobby is a ‘person’ with a right to religious freedom, surely Gitmo detainees are people too,” Cori Crider, the detainees’ lawyer said in a statement.





Keep your filthy hands off my guns while I decide what you can & can't do with your uterus. - Sarah Silverman








War On Obama Continues...
Sarah Palin on Tuesday joined a growing chorus of Republicans calling for the impeachment of President Obama, writing in a Breitbart op-ed that the influx of young illegal immigrants over the southern border "is the last straw that makes the battered wife say, 'no mas.' "




I STAND WITH SARAH PALIN. IT'S TIME TO IMPEACH OBAMA AND I BELIEVE IMPEACH IS FRENCH FOR DEPORT. -  LOLGOP







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The Daily Caller being duped by the Cuban government is actually the most Latino outreach Republicans have done in years.- LOLGOP



Cruzin' To Mississippi
Sen. Ted Cruz has jumped into Mississippi’s political drama, a sign that the deepening dispute over the state’s Republican Senate primary runoff is seeping into the national GOP.






Christie snubbed Sandy Hook families, defunded Planned Parenthood & robbed pensions or, as the GOP calls it, he's moving to the center.- LOLGOP



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My favorite part of the bible is the part where Jesus sends the scared Guatemalan and Honduran children back to Mexico.- Nick Baumann









Obama Wants To Stamp Refugee Children: "ReturnTo Sender"
Mr. Obama is under intense pressure from Republicans to show that he is cracking down on the new wave of illegal immigration. The White House has said it intends to ask Congress for more money to more efficiently return the children to their countries. The administration has also said it wants Congress to give officials more authorities to process the children faster.





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If you're against sex ed, birth control coverage & health care for all, you're not against abortion. You're against women not being pregnant. - LOLGOP



Meanwhile, Back In Nicargua
 A Nicaraguan committee approved a proposed route on Monday for a $40 billion shipping channel across the Central American country that would compete with the Panama Canal.








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Migrant Worker Abuse In Maine
Two Maine companies and a labor recruiter are being sued for allegedly mistreating Haitian migrant workers during the state's wild blueberry harvest in 2008.



A simple way to end all of our deficit worries: Stop paying the rich to be rich.- LOLGOP







We need to face the fact that the 2008 GOP nominee for vice president may not be qualified to serve on The View.- LOLGOP







Pink Floyd announced their first new album in 20 years now that Obama has legalized pot everywhere.- Top Conservative Cat




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