Friday, May 2, 2014

Boehner calls for select committee on Benghazi; Kerry subpoenaed






Boehner calls for select committee on Benghazi; Kerry subpoenaed

Speaker John A. Boehner (R-Ohio) said Friday that he would form a House select committee to investigate the September 2012 attack on a U.S. diplomatic outpost in Benghazi, Libya.



I wonder how much money Republicans have spent investigating Hillary Clinton for the past three decades? 30 million, 50 million, 100 million? So far, no bang for OUR bucks.



"The Republicans in Congress voted no on the minimum wage. Wow, that's not the Republicans I know. I think they're confused. We're supposed to apply the economic sanctions to the Russians." –David Letterman








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"Yesterday Russia's deputy prime minister said the White House should revise its sanctions or else his country won't help NASA. And this is true, astronauts will have to start using a trampoline to get to space." –Jimmy Fallon



Obama and Merkel versus Putin

President Obama and German Chancellor Angela Merkel on Friday ratcheted up the threat of economic backlash against Russia, saying they are preparing broader sanctions if Moscow continues to stoke violence in eastern Ukraine in the run-up to elections later this month.







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I think Republicans may really in a position to win the votes of Americans who think #Benghazi is bigger tragedy than Iraq or 9/11.- LOLGOP








Obummercare Is Back!

A new report this morning confirms that Republicans intend to use upcoming confirmation hearings for Obama’s HHS nominee to breathe new life into political attacks on Obamacare in advance of the 2014 elections.
Democrats should absolutely relish this development.



If Obama gets anyone else health insurance or creates any more jobs the House GOP will be forced to reveal he was born on grassy knoll.- LOLGOP






Certainly your predominately African-American "militia" is permitted to set up checkpoints anywhere it likes in Nevada, no?- LOLGOP



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Too Much South In Your Mouth Is Deadly


People in the southeastern United States have a much greater risk of dying early from any of the nation's five leading causes of death, federal health officials reported Thursday.




BTW: It's time to start calling the Great Recession the Bush Recession because they're actually thinking of running another one. -- LOLGOP







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No Need To Worry About Mount St. Helens. Fingers crossed.

Magma levels are slowly rebuilding inside Mount St. Helens, a volcano in Washington state that erupted in 1980 and killed 57 people, although there was no sign of an impending eruption, U.S. scientists said.







FUN FAX: The only jobs we haven't recovered from the Bush recession are gubbermint jobs. - LOLGOP



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Would you take a chance on this swing in Casa Del Arbol, BaƱos, Ecuador?

I hope you all have a peaceful weekend.

Thursday, May 1, 2014

U.S. military sexual assault reports jumped 50 percent last year




U.S. military sexual assault reports jumped 50 percent last year

 Reported sexual assaults in the U.S. military jumped 50 percent last year amid a high-profile crackdown on the problem, the Pentagon said on Thursday, a spike officials hailed as a sign victims are increasingly confident the crime will be prosecuted.


“Most men fear getting laughed at or humiliated by a romantic prospect while most women fear rape and death.” 
― Gavin de Becker, The Gift of Fear: Survival Signals That Protect Us from Violence







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The GOP. More concerned with who pays for their insurance than who'd pay for the Iraq War. - LOLGOP





55 Universities Not Protecting Women From Rape

Federal investigators are checking whether 55 colleges and universities illegally handled sexual violence and harassment complaints, the U.S. Department of Education said Thursday.


Someone who doesn't want to associate with black people owning an NBA franchise is like a vegan buying a steakhouse.- Jimmy Kimmel






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Christian Historian: Women Should Not Vote

A so-called “historian” who Glenn Beck hired to teach at his online university insisted this week that women had originally been denied the right to vote “to keep the family together,” and for the good of “the entire culture and society.”






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In the middle of his second term, President Obama's approval rating once again has dropped. Obama's approval rating is so low that today Hillary Clinton said, "I'll take it from here." - David Letterman





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After FOUR AMERICANS DIED in Benghazi, Obama should've resigned, just like Reagan did after 241 Americans died in Beruit.- Top Conservative Cate tweet

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A New York man is being sued for a quarter of a million dollars after his ex-girlfriend claimed he harassed her with nearly a hundred emails. If 100 emails are worth a quarter of a million dollars, that means Crate & Barrel owes me $256 billion.- Seth Myers





Justice and Money

Reports that Credit Suisse (CS) and BNP Paribas  (BNPQY) may be hit with criminal charges stunned Wall Street Wednesday as it potentially marks a dramatic shift in how Federal prosecutors look at the financial services industry.

Since the 2008 crisis and up to and including JPMorgan's (JPM) settlement for enabling Bernie Madoff earlier this year, U.S. regulators have typically sought to settle cases of alleged misdeeds rather than pursue criminal charges. Typically, the big banks pay a fine without having to admit to any wrongdoing and no senior executives have suffered anything more than, perhaps, deferred bonuses.






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Bond Island, Thailand.

Peace.

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Oklahoma stops execution after botching drug delivery; inmate dies






Oklahoma stops execution after botching drug delivery; inmate dies

A vein on an Oklahoma inmate "exploded" in the middle of his execution Tuesday, prompting authorities to abruptly halt the process and call off another execution later in the day as they try to figure out what went wrong.



The American death penalty kills innocent people, is demonstrably racist, and in Oklahoma, is now administered via torture. It is 2014.- Rob Delaney tweet







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 Putin Propaganda Is So 1950s

Moscow calls the detention center under construction near the Russian border a "fascist concentration camp." Inside the barbed-wire fences, the reality appears less ominous: It's an EU-funded project to hold asylum seekers and illegal immigrants, similar to other such detention centers across Europe.







All In The Family

Shelly Sterling — who distanced herself from her spouse’s hate speech in a statement on Monday — was accused in a 2009 deposition related to a federal discrimination lawsuit against the Sterlings of saying that Latinos were filthy and that she had called one of her husband’s tenants a 'black motherf-----.'





Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban said he doesn't think Donald Sterling should be kicked out of the league for comments made in private conversation. After hearing this Sterling said, "Wow, this is the first time I've liked a Cuban."- Conan O'Brien


Republican Shenanigans




REPUBLICANS SPLIT OVER SARAH PALIN'S PLAN TO REPLACE OBAMACARE WITH WATERBOARDING THE SICK.- LOLGOP






Rich White Guys Say No. Again.


Senate Republicans blocked an election-year Democratic bill on Wednesday that would boost the federal minimum wage, handing a defeat to President Barack Obama on a vote that is sure to reverberate in this year's congressional elections.





Sarah Palin and the Tea Party are scamming the GOP base and embarrassing the party. Let's hope they keep it up!- LOLGOP



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L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling was recorded telling his girlfriend not to hang out with black people. Some people are actually defending Sterling, saying he has a very good record of hiring minorities. For instance, he always has at least one white guy on the team. - Jimmy Fallon


Allen West Wants Benghazi Back!

According to Media Matters, West said that while Sterling may have said some reprehensible things, the scandal is just a distraction from what happened in the attack on the American consulate in Benghazi, Libya on September 11, 2012.






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Twitter Tumbles

Shares of Twitter (TWTR) tumbled more than 10% Wednesday to their lowest price since going public last year. The micro blogging site revealed results late Tuesday that reinforced jitters about its user activity and engagement.







Believe it or not, Starbucks says they're significantly under-stored, which I didn't know was a phrase. For instance, currently there is no Starbucks at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. That needs to be fixed immediately.- Jimmy Kimmel


South Getting Pummeled By Tornadoes and Floods. Blame Obama.

Severe floods in Florida's Panhandle and coastal Alabama deluged roads and engulfed homes and cars on Wednesday, the latest mayhem created by a tornado-packing storm system that has killed at least 34 people in the United States this week.





Jamaica is reportedly close to passing a measure that would legalize marijuana. Yeah, in Jamaica. Political analysts are calling it a bold move that could change nothing.- Conan O'Brien




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Peace.