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Wednesday, August 8, 2018

It's Hillary's fault

Trump’s legal team rejects Mueller interview terms, counters
President Donald Trump’s legal team has rejected the latest ground rules for an interview with special counsel Robert Mueller’s team.
The president’s lawyers didn’t rule out an interview, but on Wednesday countered with terms narrowing the questioning...

44 years ago today, Richard Nixon resigned because he was about to get caught. Anyone, anyone, anyone else? - Chelsea Handler

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

FUN FACT: It's been 16 weeks since Rudy Giuliani promised to end the Mueller investigation in 2 weeks.- Tea Pain

And To Think Jimmy Carter Gave Up His Peanut Farm
The Trump International Hotel, five blocks from the White House, is a welcoming place for Trump administration officials and their supporters — and an ongoing legal headache for the president...Eighteen months into the Trump presidency, an NBC News analysis of public filings and social media indicates substantial spending at the hotel by federal agencies, Trump's political allies and foreign governments.

Reminder as Trump cowers in the corner from Mueller, Bill and Hillary testified more than 12 times to federal law enforcement officers during the `90s while GOP sponsored charade 'scandals.'
They had nothing to hide.- Eric Boehlert

Republican Shenanigans

Pretty simple message for Democrats: there is a culture of corruption in the Republican Party, from the president on down. - Matthew Miller

Pardon me, Mr. President?

Republican Congressman Arrested
Rep. Chris Collins, R-N.Y. was arrested Wednesday morning on federal insider trading charges, law enforcement officials said

To recap: Chris Collins, a huge Trump supporter who was demanding an end to Mueller’s investigation, has been lying to the FBI. - OhNoSheTwint

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I need a chart:Cohen turned on Trump.Gates turned on Manafort.Accountant turned on Manafort too.Trump Tower meeting w/Russians wasn’t about adoptions.Junior & Senior lied. (Shocker)Collins - king of congressional Trumpsters was indicted.Who the hell can keep up?

- Ana Navarro

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Californians Puzzled by Trump's Failure to Blame Wildfires on Hillary. - Andy Borowitz

Stephen Miller Desperately Searching For Next Fix After High Of Detained Children Starts Wearing Off - The Onion

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Asbestos is now in.
Don’t worry Formaldehyde - I’m sure Trump is working hard in the background and your day will come. Patience, he will get to you all.- Alison Greene

LeBron For Education Secretary!
A new petition is calling on President Trump to give Education Secretary Betsy DeVos the boot — in favor of LeBron James.
The Care2 petition first posted Tuesday afternoon has garnered more than 4,400 signatures so far.

My son is 2,000 years old and still lives with his parents. #loser - TheTweetofGod

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAT DAY

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Tuesday, August 7, 2018

One third of America is not right in the head

Nearly a third of Americans agree news media is the enemy of the people
Almost one-third of Americans, 29 percent, said in a new poll that they agree that “the news media is the enemy of the ... people.”
Twelve percent of Democrats and 26 percent of independents shared that opinion in the Ipsos poll released Tuesday, as did 48 percent of Republicans, which constituted a plurality for that party.

The biggest mystery in U.S. history is how a country can go from electing a brilliant, caring, sincere African American as President, and then 4 years later replace him with a stupid, sexist, white supremacist pig.
It's almost as if another country sabotaged us.- Ed Krassenstein

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Wilbur Ross: lied about Russia
Sessions, Don Jr. lied about Russia
Manafort, Flynn: lied about Russia
Trump can't stop lying about Russia
America is being Vodka-boarded
- John Fugelsang

This Sounds Like A Stephen Miller Idea
The Trump administration is expected to issue a proposal in coming weeks that would make it harder for legal immigrants to become citizens or get green cards if they have ever used a range of popular public welfare programs, including Obamacare, four sources with knowledge of the plan told NBC News

A fungus beneath Ann Coulter's bed chamber erupts. A cloud of spores drift away, towards DC
Finding an alley, they seek form. A picture of Pauly Shore rests nearby. A cop sees a man lying on the ground. He asks his name.
"Stephen Miller," it replies before consuming his essence. - Richard Jeter

Happy Birthday, Robert Mueller! I wish you'd give yourself a birthday present. Here, I'll help.

Republican Shenanigans

So Rick Gates stole from Paul Manafort *while* Gates was helping Manafort steal from the US government? Truly, there is no honor among thieves! - Mrs. Betty Bowers

What are the chances the candidate is less criminal than his campaign manager, his deputy campaign manager, his National Security Advisor, his lawyer and his son? - LOLGOP

Oh Joy, Trump Is Bringing Asbestos Back!
The EPA is allowing asbestos, a substance banned in most countries since the '70s, back into the manufacturing process for some building materials.

I'm sorry but there is no more 2018 sentence than "....AND ASBESTOS IS BACK!" - Alexandra Petri

Lying to the Judiciary Committee is a crime—which Donald Trump Jr. seemingly committed. He must be called back to testify in public, as I’ve urged, so the American people know.- Sen. Richard Blumenthal

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Congrats, Donald Trump! For the first time EVER, a star will be REMOVED from Hollywood’s Walk of Fame!!!
Next up: Removing YOU from the Oval Office!! - Jon Cooper

Hey Guys, Wanna Trade Your Social Security For Family Leave? Step Right Up!
A new bill from a key Republican senator would provide paid family leave — in return for giving up Social Security benefits.
The legislation, from Sen. Marco Rubio, the Florida Republican who unsuccessfully sought his party’s presidential nomination, is notable both for demonstrating broader interest in the concept of paid family leave as well as the idea of drawing from Social Security.

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Climate Researchers Warn Only Hope For Humanity Now Lies In Possibility They Are Making All Of This Up - The Onion

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For the record, I don’t want Rudy Giuliani doing my eulogy. - Conan O'Brien

Trump's Tariffs Closing South Carolina Plant
A manufacturing plant in South Carolina recently announced that it’s closing down completely in large part thanks to President Donald Trump’s tariffs on foreign steel and aluminum.

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Monday, August 6, 2018

Trump tweets himself into legal jeopardy

President urged to stop tweeting on Trump Tower meeting
President Donald Trump has been urged to stop tweeting about the 2016 Trump Tower meeting between Trump's top advisers and several Russians, a source familiar with discussions tells CNN.

Russian Orphans Devastated After Realizing Trump Tower Meeting Not About Getting Them Adopted- The Onion

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

The one who really reached out and grabbed a pussy is Putin. - Linwood Barclay

Trump Tweets Insults At LeBron James
Donald Trump attacked the basketball superstar LeBron James in a late-night Twitter rant on Friday about an interview the Los Angeles Lakers player did with Don Lemon on CNN.
Trump tweeted that Lemon “made Lebron look smart, which isn’t easy to do”, in response to a conversation the two men had about Trump’s previous attacks on black athletes, including the football player Colin Kaepernick, who protested against racial injustice in the US by kneeling for the national anthem at NFL games.

LeBron James Challenges Trump to Spelling Contest - Andy Borowitz

Manafort had a 10k karaoke machine, spent a million dollars on suits, & had a huge, M-shaped flowerbed in his yard -- all while owing tens of millions to Russians and Ukrainians and lying to the IRS. With business skills and taste like that, HE coulda been president. - Bette Midler

High-End Persian Rugs Attend Trial In Show Of Support For Paul Manafort - The Onion

Republican Shenanigans

My advice to media re: out of control Trump driven crowd hostility at his rallies; boycott them. Send in an AP pool reporter and AP pool photog. Nothing more. Take away his oxygen for a while.- Mike Murphy, GOP strategist

I'm not wired.

Hope Hicks Spotted Boarding AF1. Is Trump Witness Tampering?
Former White House Communications Director Hope Hicks was spotted boarding Air Force One on Saturday ahead of President Donald Trump’s rally in Ohio, according to reporters in the White House press pool.

me: bye bye, Alex Jones
deplorable: WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST AMENDMENT, LIBTARD
me: well now the first amendment only applies to the governm—
deplorable: FREE SPEECH! FREE SPEECH, LIBTARD
me: you're not listeni—
deplorable: WHAT ABOUT ALL THE PEOPLE HILLARY KILLED
me: [headdesk]
- Jeff Tiedrich

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The fact that #Trump is crazy & Russia CHOSE HIM, and helped him become President is all one thing. The fact that so many Americans are okay, even happy about it, is terrifying. We’ve got to right the ship. VOTE! - Bette Midler

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Trump Aides Legal Fees Covered!
Longtime associates and political allies of President Donald Trump forked over tens of thousands of dollars this year for his aides' legal defense in the ongoing Russia probe, according to quarterly filings obtained by POLITICO Monday.

"You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works." Pope Francis

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At this very moment in the basement of a pizza parlor that has no basement, Hillary Clinton, George Soros and Jerry Brown are plotting to let the entire west coast burn to the ground. - Jeff Tiedrich