Thursday, September 18, 2025

Trump floats pulling licenses if networks are 'against' him after Jimmy Kimmel suspended


President Donald Trump has applauded the suspension of Jimmy Kimmel's late-night show over comments he made about the man accused of...



Jimmy Kimmel should have stuck to acceptable comments, like suggesting that homeless people be executed. - Andy Borowitz






The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From. - The Onion








About how my days in Russia made it clear to me what a broken society the Soviet Union was—in part because they could only mock their leaders behind closed doors. - David Pepper








Gag Me With A Spoon
White House Faith Director Jenny Korn praised the suspension of late night host Jimmy Kimmel and insisted anyone who “celebrated” the death of conservative activist Charlie Kirk should lose their jobs.








Marjorie Taylor Greene: "Tyler Robinson was not MAGA. Not one bit. He was part of antifa. He was in a relationship with someone who identified as furry."








Republican Shenanigans


I do worry a bit that another casualty may be The Onion Website. - Jimmie von Tungeln








Rep. Comer Comes To Kash Patel's Aid
House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer (R-KY) agreed with FBI Director Kash Patel’s assertion that there was “no credible” evidence the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein trafficked his underage victims to anyone else on Wednesday.









Standing against fascism is now domestic terrorism, by presidential decree. Anyone committed to fighting fascism can now be deemed an enemy of the state, arrested and held—possibly without full due process—on the claim that they're a "terrorist."

Just like that, we lost America. - Seth Abramson







Apparently, Marjorie Taylor Greene Is An Attention Hog
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) joined the chorus of hard-right influencers posting their past text messages from Charlie Kirk as the MAGA world debates Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson’s claim that Kirk had turned against Israel. Owens has gone on to wildly claim Kirk was feeling “blackmailed” by Israel ahead of his death despite Kirk being one of the most vocal pro-Israel voices on the right.









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To be clear: It's not "ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel after comments about Charlie Kirk," it's "ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel after threats from Trump FCC chair"

The distinction matters here. - Theo Baker










What Will SCOTUS Do?
President Donald Trump's administration asked the U.S. Supreme Court on Thursday to let him move ahead with firing Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook - a move without precedent since the central bank's founding in 1913 - in a legal battle that imperils the Fed's independence.










Soon, the only comedian left on TV will be Karoline Leavitt. - Andy Borowitz











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