California Democrats Advance Plan to Cut Out GOP House Seats in Retaliation

California Democrats Advance Plan to Cut Out GOP House Seats in Retaliation
The California Assembly moved on Thursday to start the process to redraw the state’s Congressional districts in retaliation for Texas Republicans gerrymandering their state to try and net five additional House seats – at the behest of President Donald Trump. The state legislature passed the first of three bills that will try and redraw California’s districts to more favor Democrats.

The funniest thing about Gavin Newsom's online trolling is that, until now, trumpers looked at trump's ridiculous tweets and thought they were awesome, "make libs cry, yay," and his moronic "trump-as-Superman" memes and said "ooh, MAGA," until Newsom showed them how STUPID they look. 

And now they're all "Oh, he's copying, not funny."

It's truly hilarious.

Keep it going. - mmpadellan

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

• Trump Says He’s Planning To Go Out On Patrol In DC With the Military
• The Largest Immigrant Detention Center in The U.S. Has Opened.
• $50,000 bonuses, reduced age minimums and Superman: How ICE will fill its ranks
• Top Trump DOJ Official Deletes Photo of His Apparent Meeting With Jan. 6 Rioter
• Leaked IDF Intelligence Reveals ‘Extreme Rate of Slaughter’ of Gaza Civilians
• Israel says 1st stages of assault have begun as Palestinians flee Gaza City
• Treasury Secretary Compares Trump-Putin Meeting To Showing Off ‘Gun Case’ To ‘Uncontrollable Neighbor’
• Exclusive-Putin's demand to Ukraine: give up Donbas, no NATO and no Western troops, sources say

The Ukrainian people ask you to stand strong with them, just as you have stood strong in your refusal to release the Epstein files. - Andy Borowitz

Not everything is a “distraction.”

Sometimes they are just doing evil sh*t. - John Collins

Putin Gives Trump Shoutout By Bombing American Factory In Ukraine

Russia targeted Ukraine overnight with 574 drones and 40 missiles, the Ukrainian Air Force said. Most of the weapons were intercepted by Ukraine's air defenses, but the massive assault was far from unusual, and officials said at least one person was killed and 15 injured.

Ukrainian officials said the Russian attack hit energy infrastructure, private homes, an American electronics factory.

Noem Proposes Plastic Surgery to Make ICE Agents as Unrecognizable as Her.  - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

• Texas approves new electoral map favouring Republicans
• Bondi Has ‘Won the Power Struggle’ Over Bongino — Who’s Likely to Exit: CNN
• Alina Habba ‘Unlawfully’ Serving As NJ’s Top Federal Prosecutor, Judge Rules
• White House Rages at Rocker Who Dissed Trump’s ‘Vulgar’ Oval Office
• People Seriously Can't Believe Trump's Latest Statement About No Elections In 2028
• Fatal Florida crash fuels immigration fight between DeSantis and Newsom
• Federal judge blocks parts of Mississippi ban on DEI in public schools
• Mississippi Supreme Court map violates Voting Rights Act, judge rules
• Karoline Leavitt Ripped for ‘Making Up Trump Resolving Fake Wars’
• FACT FOCUS: A look at RFK Jr.'s misleading claims on US dietary guidelines and Froot Loops
• Former Trump Aide Makes Dire Warning About President’s ‘Secret Blacklist’

BREAKING: Texas Republicans just passed their racially gerrymandered map in an 88-52 vote.

California, you know the assignment. LET'S GO.

Here's A Gut Punch

President Donald Trump celebrated his “TOTAL VICTORY” in the New York fraud case that originally saw him ordered to pay hundreds of millions of dollars in penalties on Thursday.

Last year, Trump was ordered to pay $354 million after Judge Arthur Engoron determined he had committed fraud by overstating his own wealth to lenders and insurers. By this year, that figure had increased to $515 million with interest.

But on Thursday, a New York appeals court found that the imposed monetary penalty was “excessive” and threw it out. 

Texas Gives People More Reasons Never to Go to Texas.  - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

• California legislature poised to vote on redistricting plan in response to Texas gerrymandering
• New generation of Democrats entering the 2026 midterm races
• Senate Democrat Addresses Deepfake Video of Her Talking About ‘Ugly’ Democrats and Sydney Sweeney’s ‘Perfect T*tties’

We've had to deal with Trump's retarded tweets and demeanor for 10 years. Gavin does it for 2 weeks and conservatives have already lost their minds. - TheOmniLiberal

Bondi Is Working Overtime. Good Luck With That. LOL.
A new federal filing alleges that three executives from the voting technology company Smartmatic carried out a scheme in which they overbilled L.A. County during the 2020 election to create a slush fund for bribing government officials.

Oval Office Doorway Widened to Accommodate Trump’s Cankles. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

• Russia expects India to keep buying its oil and seeks China-India-Russia talks
• Infamous Newsom X Account Trolls Cracker Barrel as Logo Change Sparks Stock Drop
• Walmart to Increase Prices ‘On a Week-to-Week Basis’ Due to Trump Tariffs: Rpt
• President Chaves Downplays Costa Rica’s Security Crisis Amid Record Homicides

CANKLE ALERT!

Donald Trump has lashed out at MSNBC after the network suggested the 79-year-old president is taking steps to hide his cankles from public view...“MSNBC IS DOING SO POORLY IN THE RATINGS THAT THEY ARE LOOKING TO CHANGE THEIR NAME IN ORDER TO GET AWAY FROM THE STENCH OF THEIR FAKE NEWS PRODUCT,” Trump stormed.

Remember the good old days, when we all knew that Nazis, slaveowners, and sexual predators were the bad guys? - Bryan Behar

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Odd News

• Astronomers discover strange new type of supernova: 'This is the first time we have seen a star that was essentially stripped to the bone'
• 140,000-year-old fossil rewrites tale of Neanderthal-earliest human interbreeding
• A 'black moon' will appear in the sky this weekend, but you won't see it.
• Canadian politician puts on 330 neck ties to break world record
• Florida Woman Arrested For Operating Illegal Dental Practice In Pinellas Park

Time To Deflate Photo

Iguazu falls in Argentina is way bigger than Niagra Falls.

Peace.