Thursday, May 8, 2025

Bill Gates calls DOGE 'geographically illiterate,' says Elon Musk is 'involved in the deaths of the world's poorest children'





...The Microsoft cofounder said that cuts made to foreign aid, particular programs administered by the now-shuttered US Agency for International Development, were "stunning."




I’d love for him to go in and meet the children that have now been infected with hiv because he cut that money. - Bill Gates











The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump



Smart play for the Vatican to go with an American Pope to avoid tariffs. - Armand Domalewski









The Fart of the Deal









Trump Offers to Sell New Pope $60 Bible. - Andy Borowitz








Rough day for some American Catholics, who no longer have an excuse for not understanding what the Pope says about caring for the poor, the imprisoned, and migrants. - Connor Ewing









Republican Shenanigans



REPORTER: You just announced a new nominee for US Surgeon General who never finished her residency, and is not a practicing physician. So can you explain why you picked her to be America's top doctor?

TRUMP: Because Bobby thought she was fantastic ... I don't know her










Just In Time For Hurricane Season!




I really appreciate Trump and Vance swinging elections our way in Canada, Australia, and now the global Catholic Church. MVPs, honestly. - Charlotte Clymer










Yes, He Said This. But Let's Keep Talking About Biden's Mental Acuity
Trump: Mattel— they’re the only country I’ve heard saying they’re going to go someplace else. That’s okay. Let them go and we’ll put a 100% tariff on his toys. He won’t sell one toy in the US.







If only...






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Rock The Voter News


Trump says Pete Buttigieg "has no clue. You know, he drives to work on his bicycle with his, in all fairness, with his husband on the back."









At Least Someone Is Trying To Protect The Department of Education
A national teachers' union and an activist group are calling for internal government investigations into “potential mismanagement and corruption” at the Department of Education and Consumer Financial Protection Bureau following their recent moves to roll back oversight of the $1.6 trillion student loan system.









JD Vance is so loathsome that not one, but TWO Popes have openly spoken out against him and his vile and inhumane views. - Sarah Ironside









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Business/Tech News



With Trump’s tariffs in effect, we are now making popes in America. - Christian Schneider







The Detroit Three State The Obvious: UK Deal Hurts American Car Sales









BREAKING: several hundred new papal ballots were just discovered in Maricopa county. - GodCloseMyEyes










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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo
Hug a donkey today because it's World Donkey Day!


Peace.





2 comments:

  1. We just discovered that for 13 years, we've been raising and caring for a 14 pound muffin.

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  2. 🦬🏆👏 The first of the 2025 summer season "Don't Pet the Fluffy Cows" trophies was awarded earlier than usual!! Good work on ignoring those signs, Florida Man!! 🎉🥳🤕🤪
    https://www.reddit.com/r/nationalparks/comments/1cp1fq1/dont_pet_the_fluffy_cows_posted_on_the_national/

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