Thursday, February 22, 2024

Key Biden accuser is charged with lying? Who cares, say House Republicans

Congress should investigate case of Alexander Smirnov, who has been linked with Russian intelligence, leading lawyer argues.

The House GOP is working with a Russian agent to bring down the president, the nation’s eighth largest hospital stopped performing IVF, and Donald Trump is encouraging  military attacks on our allies. But the biggest story of the day is Joe Biden’s age. - DougJBalloon

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Bill Barr set up an investigation of Hunter Biden that used Russian disinformation to lead to an impeachment vote of the sitting president of the United States. How are Chris Wray and Merrick Garland not holding a joint press conference to address the entire country? - BlackKnight10k

Meanwhile, Back in Amabala

Alabama Declares Embryos Can Own Guns. - Andy Borowitz

Remember when they waved Russian flags at CPAC?

Because I do. - John Collins

Republican Shenanigans

Alabama believes that every human life is precious and must be protected from books. - Andy Borowitz

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it needed to get the f*ck out of Alabama. - mynamehear

Reps. Comer and Jordan Better Hire Some Lawyers, Pronto. LOL.
Rep. Ken Buck (R-CO) made a serious allegation on Wednesday night, telling CNN that Rep. James Comer (R-KY) and Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) were warned that a former FBI informant whose claims they publicly repeated could not be corroborated


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Rock The Voter News

I don't care if Biden's dog ATE a Secret Service agent. That is NOT the story that the media needs to be focusing on right now. It shouldn't make the top ten. Talking to you, CNN. - Eugene Belitsky


Alabama Is Getting Scary. Real Scary.
During a recent interview with a QAnon conspiracy theorist, the Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice indicated that he is a proponent of the “Seven Mountain Mandate,” which calls on Christians to impose fundamentalist values on all aspects of American life

Taking a frozen embryo to work with me so I can use the carpool lane. - Ben Wexler


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Every time Trump's name comes off a building, the value goes up.
     - Jill Wine-Banks

I Wonder If My Amazon Prime Includes This

1994: I can’t wait to see what I’ll be like in 30 years.

2024: I wish it was 1994. - NotTodayEric


1 comment:

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