Friday, October 20, 2023

House GOP abandons Jordan for Speaker after secret ballot loss

The Republican conference on Friday voted to no longer back House Judiciary Chair Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) as Speaker. The secret ballot vote...


The past two weeks have been one long campaign ad for Democrats heading into 2024. - Covie





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


Do you want Christofascists who can't wait for the Rapture to be in charge of our nukes?

Well, I sure in the f-ck don't. - MayoIsSpicyy







U.S. Alert for Overseas Travelers: BEWARE
The US State Department on Thursday advised all US citizens worldwide “to exercise increased caution” due to “increased tensions in various locations around the world, the potential for terrorist attacks, (and) demonstrations or violent actions against U.S. citizens and interests.”



Hopefully, I'm right but it appears the Arab world is not happy with Hamas Or Bibi Netanyahu. - BaddCompany







Republican Shenanigans


If Trump was a black man selling loose cigarettes on the street, the police would have already kneeled on his throat until he was dead. - Stonekettle









He Krackened Under Pressure



Jim Jordan Accidentally Sends Threatening Texts to His Own Relatives. - Andy Borowitz








Reminder: Former Trump attorney Sidney Powell communicated with Ginni Thomas about Trump’s plot to overturn the 2020 election. — So, why the hell hasn’t Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas’ wife been charged yet? - Andrea Junker



Roseanne Barr: “I don’t think anything is going to wake up the Jews and the blacks who vote Democrat. They’re so severely mind controlled .. I don’t think they can get it.”






The Dog Ate My Homework Defense
Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Arthur Engoron asked Trump’s lawyers to explain why Trump should not be fined or “possibly” jailed after a screenshot of the offending post remained on Trump’s website weeks after a court order barred him from publicly criticizing Engoron’s staff...Trump attorney Chris Kise claimed that the social media screenshot had been posted “automatically” to Trump’s campaign website, and said it was an oversight that the post remained up until last night. Judge Engoron said that he would take Kise’s explanation “under advisement” and issue a ruling later.



Said it before, will say it again. If you want to understand what we’re dealing with when you hear “the base,” just listen to the calls on CSPAN. A woman just said she hopes Jim Jordan will be elected speaker “in the name of Jesus.” - adgirlMM







Tesla Recall Due To Leaky Brake Fluid







Me: I'm cancelling my subscription, Hulu.
Hulu: Oh sheez no, here's a free month. Please stick around? 
Me: I'm cancelling my subscription, Netflix.
Netflix: Your mother is a whore. - Ehren












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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
 Scientists discovered a small 30 million-year-old praying mantis frozen in time, within a pristine clear piece of amber from the Dominican Republic. It was estimated to have been from the Oligocene period, placing it anywhere from about 23 million to 33.9 million years old. I see the same praying mantis on my window screen almost daily.


Best Wishes for a peaceful weekend, everyone.


2 comments:

  1. Well, just great! I've never been kept awake by thoughts of being a giraffe's first responder...until tonight!! Thanks a lot, Lisa!!

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  2. you and taco have a good weekend, too, Lisa

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