Tuesday, May 9, 2023

BREAKING: Jury Finds Trump Liable For Sexual Abuse of E Jean. Carroll, Orders Him to Pay $5 Million in Damages

A New York City jury reached a verdict in the civil rape trial against former President Donald Trump, finding he did sexually abuse her and commit battery, as well as finding him liable for defaming her, awarding a total of five million dollars in damages.


PAGING RON DESANTIS: When someone is convicted of a sex crime, they are required to register as a sex offender for life, regardless of their offense.

Experts Question If Greg Abbott is Capable of Thought or Prayer. - Andy Borowitz

Her Pink Beret and Her Ex Were Her Jan 6 Downfall


Republican Shenanigans

My Pillow Guy Saving Up To Buy a Supreme Court Justice. - Andy Borowitz

RFK Jr. Claims Father Thought The CIA Killed JFK

In a shocking development, no new Clarence Thomas scandals have emerged today. - Captain Obvious tweet


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Rock The Voter News

Gun laws don’t work except in all the countries that have them. - TheUSASingers tweet

Sen. Feinstein Is Back In The Saddle!
Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) is set to return to Washington for work on Tuesday for the first time since February, handing Democrats back their majority on the Senate Judiciary Committee and one-seat advantage in the full chamber. 

Donald Trump and Melania should Be Best and go the f away. - LePapillonBlu2 tweet


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Business/Tech News

Wondering how long it will be before the effects of no more undocumented migrant workers in Florida hit our supermarkets nationwide? - BeyondBlonde3 tweet

Ginni Thomas To Be Listed on New York Stock Exchange. - Andy Borowitz

Meanwhile, The DOJ Is Busy Busting Russian Cyber Espionage

A metal water bottle was dropped in the hallway, and it sounded like a gunshot. 

One of my students immediately closed our classroom door and dropped the barricade lock into place. 

I’m both proud and so disgusted that we have made our children think this is normal. - kdnerak33 tweet


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