All Hat No Cattle: Adam Schiff Takes a Shot at Merrick Garland, Says Jan. 6 House Probe Is ‘So Far Out Ahead of the Justice Department’

Adam Schiff Takes a Shot at Merrick Garland, Says Jan. 6 House Probe Is ‘So Far Out Ahead of the Justice Department’
Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA), who serves on the House Jan. 6 select committee, criticized Attorney General Merrick Garland over the seemingly slow pace of the Department of Justice’s probe into high-level figures connected to the deadly 2021 Capitol riot incited by Donald Trump.

The physical and emotional damage I sustained on Jan. 6 not only cut short my career, it has upended my life. Five of my colleagues in law enforcement died and more than 850 rioters were arrested. So many families have been ruined because of one man’s lust for power. - Linda Hill

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

The Forced Birth Enforcers Are Very Busy
The 10-year-old Ohio girl who crossed state lines to receive an abortion in Indiana should have carried her pregnancy to term and would be required to do so under a model law written for state legislatures considering more restrictive abortion measures, according to the general counsel for the National Right to Life.

EW: Like Father, Like Son

Errol Musk, 76, believes he’s only on this Earth to reproduce, he told The Sun. And so he did it for a second time with his 35-year-old stepdaughter who he’s raised since she was 4. In 2018, it was revealed that he had an unplanned child—Elliot Rush, now 5—with Jana Bezuidenhout, Tesla exec and billionaire Elon Musk’s step-sister.

Elon Musk is rapidly approaching the John Bolton-Chuck Todd-Debra Birx level of people equally despised by members of both political parties. Hard to accomplish. - Ron Filipkowski

Republican Shenanigans

Marjorie Taylor Greene Accuses James Webb Telescope of Making Other Galaxies Available to Jewish Lasers. - Andy Borowitz

Alex Jones Continues To Inflict Pain On Sandy Hook Relatives
Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones was defiant and cited free speech rights during a deposition in April, as part of a lawsuit by relatives of some of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting victims who are suing Jones for calling the massacre a hoax, according to court documents released Thursday.

I need some help with the Internet - I've spent all day online and I can't find how having more guns than people in this country is making us safe.- Andy Borowitz