Monday, March 22, 2021

Trump hints at launching his own social media platform

The former president was booted from Twitter following the Capitol insurrection.

The FBI has thanked Donald Trump for his plans to create his own social media platform, rendering their surveillance of white nationalist terrorism all the easier. - George Takei



The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

I swear to God if Chernobyl was in America, people would be picnicking there because they can’t see or smell the radiation. - Don tweet


Trump Admits To Criminal Negligence Of Americans

Republican Shenanigans

Fauci Nostalgic for Days When He Testified Via Zoom and Could Mute Rand Paul. - Andy Borowitz


Ivanka Is Busy Polishing Her Image
Have you missed Ivanka Trump’s frequent Instagram posts featuring glamour shots, MAGA propaganda, and snapshots from her children’s play time? Probably not. But the most image-obsessed of the Trump kids has been conspicuously silent on social media since her father left office.

Fundamentalist Christians treat every word of the Bible as literal fact while worshiping a man who spoke in metaphor. - John Fugelsang


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Rock The Voter News

Report: Nation’s Collapsed Bridges Save Hundreds Of Americans From Jumping Off Them Annually. - The Onion


Welcome To Florida, Spring Breakers! Not.

Coronavirus Thanks Ron DeSantis for Making It Feel So Welcome at Spring Break. - Andy Borowitz



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Stay the f*ck away from me. - Middle Age Riot


Business/Tech News

If I'm a billionaire and don't pay for my friend's vital $60k surgery, please run me over with my jet. - Chris Klemens


The Rich Get Richer...



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Eighty eight years ago today, FDR signed the bill legalizing sale of wine and beer.


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