Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Lock her up! Lock her up! Oh, wait...

Judge postpones sentence for Michael Flynn after blasting his conduct: 'Arguably, you sold your country out!'
A federal judge excoriated Michael Flynn, President Trump’s first national security advisor, before postponing his sentencing Tuesday for lying to the FBI.
“Arguably, you sold your country out” by secretly working as an unregistered agent for Turkey while serving as an advisor to Trump, U.S. District Judge Emmet G. Sullivan told Flynn.

Michael Flynn has shown that Trump’s people can’t even not go to jail right. - Rex Huppke

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Do they still play Hail to the Chief when Trump enters the room or have they changed it to Sad Trombone yet? - Jeff Tiedrich

He's Flynnished Methinks
As Michael Flynn spent last fall campaigning as Donald Trump's top national security adviser, his little-known business partner supervised much of the foreign political work for Turkish interests that has boomeranged back on Flynn, now the target of a federal criminal investigation and congressional inquiries

I’m going to say something fair. Donald Trump is not the problem. This country has a rising tide of idiocy and Trump is just a bloated orange jellyfish that came in with the tide. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Refugees From Wisconsin Pour Into Minnesota Seeking Lives Under Democracy - Andy Borowitz

We're Killing Journalists
The U.S. was ranked one of the deadliest countries for journalists in 2018 for the first time in an annual report from Reporters Without Borders.
The U.S. ranked sixth among the most-lethal countries for journalists behind Afghanistan, Syria, Mexico, Yemen and India, in that order.
Six journalists were killed in the U.S. this year.

The press serves the governed not the governors.  - Supreme Court Justice Hugo Black regarding the Pentagon Papers decision in 1971


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Rock The Voter News

Michael Flynn had a sentencing hearing and Hillary Clinton didn’t. - TDP tweet

Trump Dissolves His Foundation., Meanwhile, Clinton Foundation Flourishes.
The Donald J. Trump Foundation has agreed to dissolve under judicial supervision amid an ongoing lawsuit concerning its finances, according ...

I don’t want Trump to resign. The only true justice would be for a woman to take the presidency from him without his consent. - OhNoSheTwint

Melania looks nice as a redneck.


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Giuliani Wakes Up In Cold Sweat Realizing Trump's Lawyers Go to Jail - Andy Borowitz

Business/Tech News

Donald Trump reminds you that he has very little to do with the Trump Foundation and the Foundation got coffee for the campaign maybe twice, three times tops.- John Fugelsang

Trump May Not Shut Down The Government?
The White House suggested Tuesday that President Donald Trump could back down from his demand for $5 billion to fund his proposed border wall in a year-end spending bill.
Trump's push for the money has threatened a partial government shutdown when funding for seven agencies lapses after midnight Friday. Last week, the president said he would be "proud" to close parts of the government over border security.

If parents treated their children as evenhandedly as America treats its citizens... 
One child would get a pony for Christmas.
And the rest would get cancer. - Mrs. Betty Bowers



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Paddleboarding is so much fun in the Florida Everglades until the alligator jumps up and grabs you.


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