Monday, August 13, 2018

Today's episode of AS THE TRUMP TURNS...

Trump lashes out at ‘Wacky Omarosa’ over secret White House recordings: ‘Vicious, but not smart’
President Donald Trump lashed out at former White House aide Omarosa Manigault-Newman after she revealed secret recordings made during her time working for the government.

Seems that the only person who didn’t tape Trump was President Obama. - Roland Scahill

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Funny that the very administration hell bent on destroying science and education, want to create a space force. How do they think they’ll get there, thoughts and prayers? - SCROTUS tweet

Stephen Miller's Uncle Admonishes Him 
If my nephew’s ideas on immigration had been in force a century ago, our family would have been wiped out.

You don’t get to be both a Nazi and a proud American. We literally had a war about this. The whole world was involved. - irishygirl

Republican Shenanigans

If Omarosa was able to smuggle in a phone to record John Kelly in the Situation Room, what spy equipment do you suppose the Russians were able to smuggle into the White House when Kislyak and Lavrov were there with only a Russian photographer? - SoSofieFatale tweet

I'd Lay Low If I Were You, Girl Or At Least Wear Kelvar
The White House is looking into legals steps it could take to keep former staffer Omarosa Manigault Newman from releasing more damning recordings she made while working in the White House

It’s strange not having a president. - Andy Lassner

The FBI Fired Agent Who Texted His Lover
The FBI has fired Peter Strzok over anti-Trump text messages he exchanged with his lover during the 2016 presidential campaign, Strzok's lawyer Aitan Goelman confirmed Monday...

Wait, what? Trump fired him?
Just fired Agent Strzok, formerly of the FBI, was in charge of the Crooked Hillary Clinton sham investigation. It was a total fraud on the American public and should be properly redone! - Donald Trump tweet

Investigation Turns Up Nada Because They Don't Know Where The Migrant Kids Are
Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam ordered the review in June hours after the AP published first-person accounts by children as young as 14 who said they were handcuffed, shackled and beaten at the facility, located near Staunton, Virginia. They also described being stripped of their clothes and locked in solitary confinement, sometimes strapped to chairs with bags over their heads.
The state investigators said they were unable to interview the immigrant teens who made sworn statements

Which is worse? 
1. NFL players kneeling before the flag 
2. Trump kneeling before Putin

Who will be the first to interview Peter Strzok and how long must we wait?
That guy’s not going to hold back. -
Philippe Reines


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Rock The Voter News

Rudy Giuliani told CNN the Russia investigation could help Republicans in the midterms because Americans are getting tired of all the drama. Then America was like, “We’ve had 62 seasons of ‘Real Housewives’ — we NEVER get tired of drama.”- Jimmy Fallon

He Said He Didn't Do It. But, There Are Tapes?
Minnesota Democrat Keith Ellison has denied that he was abusive to an ex-girlfriend. The accusations surfaced just days a primary vote on Tuesday that will decide whether he becomes his party's pick to run for state attorney general...Ex-girlfriend’s son said he found video on his mother’s computer that showed Ellison “dragging my mama off the bed by her feet, screaming and calling her a ‘f---ing bitch’ and telling her to get the f--- out of his house.”


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This weekend, Glacier National Park recorded the hottest temperature in its history: 100°FNow, it's on fire and being partially evacuated.Glacier -- National -- Park - Eric Holthaus

Business/Tech News

The New York Times has reported $24 million in profit for the second quarter this year. "You're supposed to report profit?" asked Paul Manafort.- Seth Myers

School Supplies Shopping Time In 2018
Maya Rockafellow checked off a list of back-to-school supplies as she readied her 6-year-old son, Graham, for first grade as this year's summer vacation entered its final weeks.
Classroom supplies? Check. Backpack? Check. Bulletproof backpack panel? Check.

My wife caught me looking at Pinterest. I tried to cover it with a porn site, but she’s fast. - Conan O'Brien

We’re gonna rock down to....well darn!



I had to look twice

Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
I know which one is praying.


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