Friday, August 17, 2018

Suffering from PTSD?

Rand Paul asks Trump to lift sanctions on top Russian officials so they can visit the US
Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) says he will ask President Trump this weekend to lift sanctions against top Russian officials so they can visit the United States later this year.

“The thing is, collusion IS a crime, if you collude with somebody to break a law,” “That’s called ‘conspiracy.’ You can’t get out of a crime by finding a synonym. If that were the case, all any criminal defense lawyer would need is a thesaurus.” - Al Franken

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

News item: mercenary predator-bro and scumbag-for-hire Erik Prince wants to build a private army whose only allegiance would be to Trump. hey, there's no way that could end badly, right? what could go wrong? HURRY THE F-CK UP, MUELLER - Jeff Tiedrich

What with the multiple wives, the obesity, the megalomania, the yen to go after political enemies, the breaking of traditional structures for personal gain, and the overall petty meanness, Trump is basically Henry VIII...but if Henry VIII was the puppet of Ivan the Terrible.- Greg Olear

The Gall Of Trump Knows No Bounds
The Trump White House is planning an event next week to honor federal immigration agents — even as more than 500 migrant children remain separated from their parents after being separated at the border.

According to a new article, Donald Trump Jr. and his girlfriend, former Fox News anchor Kimberly Guilfoyle, have cute new nicknames for each other. He refers to her as Pooh Bear and she refers to him as Junior Mint. I guess Junior Mint will do until he gets his soon-to-come nickname, Federal Inmate #7544.- James Corden

Republican Shenanigans

A group of birds is called a “flock” a group of fish is called a “school” and a group of Trump supporters is called a “Klan” - Stone Cold tweet

I Think I Just Heard Something Backfire
President Donald Trump’s decision to declassify competing congressional memos about the validity of the so-called Steele dossier means the FBI has lost its authority to rebuff Freedom of Information Act requests about the bureau’s efforts to verify the report’s intelligence linking Trump to Russia during the 2016 campaign, a federal judge ruled on Thursday.

Lara Trump said Omarosa's $15k a month hush money would come out of campaign dollars from "small donors," which is terrible.That money is meant for silencing porn stars.- Nick Jack Pappas


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Rock The Voter News

I’m afraid it’s true, the free press is colluding with... the other members of the free press... to... keep the press....... free. - Olivia Nuzi

Mitch McConnell Scolds Senate Republicans?
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) scolded Senate Republican colleagues on Thursday for skipping a Wednesday night vote, ...

If Trump watched Sesame Street instead of Fox & Friends he would be better informed and his spelling would improve.- Andy Borowitz


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Business/Tech News

Following recent accusations of President Trump's racist behavior, White House press secretary Sarah Sanders has gotten into some trouble of her own. Yesterday she was caught during a press briefing making false claims about the number of jobs Trump has created for African-Americans. Although if you believe Omarosa, the biggest lie was that the White House used the term African-Americans.- James Corden

FOX News excited about interviewing Denzel Washington today. - Tony Posnanski

Louisiana Bans Banks Because Not Enough Guns
Louisiana is using the bond market to stick up for the Second Amendment.
The state’s bond commission voted 7 to 6 Thursday to ban Bank of America Corp. and Citigroup Inc. from working on its upcoming debt sale because of the banks’ "restrictive gun policies," the state treasury said in a statement . 

It just dawned on me, who do you get to sing at Aretha Franklin's funeral?! I mean... - Cyrus McQueen



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Hidden Lake, Glacier National Park. Montana. Weird, it looks as though the back half of that mountain is missing.


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