Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Trump's lawyer may have flipped

Former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen likely to cooperate with federal prosecutors
As attorneys for Michael Cohen rush to meet Judge Kimba Wood’s Friday deadline to complete a privilege review of over 3.7 million documents seized in the April 9 raids of Cohen’s New York properties and law office, a source representing this matter has disclosed to ABC News that the law firm handling the case for Cohen is not expected to represent him going forward.

Robert Mueller: "And this, Donald Trump, is how you make a deal that gets you something." - Mrs. Betty Bowers

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Reminder: We got Iran to remove  97 percent of its stockpile of enriched uranium without having to record an infomercial for the regime. - LOLGOP

Trump To House Migrant Children In Tents. TENTS! In Texas!
The Trump administration is looking to build tent cities at military posts around Texas to shelter the increasing number of unaccompanied migrant children being held in detention

UPDATE: 38 senators now support our legislation to prevent children being taken from their parents at the border. We’re building momentum to end this horrific practice. Please ask your senators to support us! - Sen. Diane Feinstein

I’m not sure it’s possible to capture an entire era in one image, but Dennis Rodman running a cryptocurrency grift on live TV from the North Korea summit while wearing a MAGA is a serious nominee. - Benjy Sarlin

Trump's Tariffs On The Press
A single tariff benefiting one paper factory in Washington state could prompt the loss of thousands of U.S. newspaper jobs, industry executives say...The result? An equity firm won punishing newsprint tariffs that have pushed up newsprint prices by about 30 percent. Already newspapers around the U.S. have begun making thousands of layoffs, according to the News Media Alliance, a trade group.

Republican Shenanigans

Michael Cohen, now with no legal representation, will cooperate with federal prosecutors in New York. He's obligated to report any illegal activity by his clients.This is damaging to Trump, but don't leave out his other client - Sean Hannity. - Nick Jack Pappas

Mueller Says Russians Are Still Meddling. PAGING CONGRESS! HELP! Anyone There?
Special counsel Robert Mueller said in a court filing that election meddling operations like those conducted by Russia during the 2016 presidential election are still occurring

Some analysts believe Kim Jong Un can actually speak fluent English. Others believe the same thing about Donald Trump. - Stephen Colbert


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Trump Agrees to Let Kim Jong Un Have Pence as Manservant - Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

Still Fighting The Colombian Cocaine
Costa Rican authorities seized 406 kilos of cocaine that were hidden in a container in a vessel that originated in the Colombian port of Turbo, authorities reported Sunday.
The shipment was found in during an inspection by anti-narcotics agents. The vessel arrived on Friday bearing a “Nederland Reefer” Bahamas flag, according to a news released from the Public Security Ministry.

When asked by reporters how he will know if North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is serious about a peace treaty, President Trump said he will use his "touch" and "feel." This may not be a great plan. The last time Trump used his touch and feel method, he had to pay Stormy Daniels $130,000. - James Corden


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In Singapore Trump displayed the dealmaking wizardry that drove him into bankruptcy six times. - Andy Borowitz

Business/Tech News

Puerto Ricans Hoping This Year's Hurricane Season Will Blow Some Infrastructure Back In Place - The Onion

Trump Opens Office In Taiwan
In a move likely to increase tensions between the US and China, the United States opened a $256 million (€225 million) representative office in Taiwan's capital ...

Hard to believe that it used to take days, even weeks, to call someone you disagreed with “Hitler.” - Conan O'Brien



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Rejected photo: Marilyn Monroe at the beach with a guy at bum level.


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