Friday, March 23, 2018

Stop the world I want to get off

On Thursday, Donald Trump replaced a man who built the case for war with North Korea as a last resort with a man who just made the case for war with North Korea as more of a first resort. Trump announced that National-Security Adviser H.R. McMaster will be succeeded by John Bolton, the George W. Bush-era United Nations ambassador who has advocated for U.S. military action to prevent Saddam Hussein, Ayatollah Khamenei, and most recently Kim Jong Un from amassing weapons of mass destruction.


Soon the government will be Fox News and Fox News will be the government and we will huddle for warmth beneath the trees we call our homes.
Happy Friday, everyone! - Rex Huppke



The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Kim Jong Un Sets Meeting with Trump for April First - Andy Borowitz


Trump Won't Tweet About This!
The hacker Guccifer 2.0, who claimed responsibility for providing WikiLeaks with the stolen Democratic National Committee emails, has been identified as an officer of Russia’s main intelligence directorate, or GRU, according to a new report.





In Show of Loyalty, Bolton Offers Mustache to Cover Trump’s Bald Spot- Andy Borowitz


Republican Shenanigans





Data Mining With Duck Dynasty! Thanks Facebook!
Leaked document reveals how Cambridge Analytica used Duck Dynasty and Politico to sway Facebook users to Trump.A former employee shared a 27-page internal document produced by officials who worked most closely on President Donald Trump’s presidential campaign, and it serves as a blueprint for the strategy Cambridge Analytica used on a variety of social media platforms .





“Mueller said I was the most innocent person he’d ever come across, and maybe in history,” Trump said. - Andy Borowitz






Our Children Are Now Acting Like The Adults Should. I Love These Kids.
They can’t buy a beer or rent a car and most aren’t even old enough to vote, yet the students from Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School have spearheaded what could become one of the largest marches in history with nearly 1 million people expected in Washington and more than 800 sister marches from California to Japan.






A few kids from Florida have put together a march for millions of people across the world this weekend. 
My son left the house this morning with his shoes on the wrong feet. - Andy Lassner







We are the only civilized country that allows citizens easy access to military grade weapons. 
This is why we lead the world in mass shootings.
It isn't rocket science, it is common sense.


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Rock The Voter News



I hope every editor who had the opportunity to kill yet another Hillary's Emails story, and decided instead to print it, looks at themselves in the mirror tonight and understands the role they played in igniting John Bolton's wars. - Ian Millhiser



This is worth a repeat of the New York Times' assault on Hillary




Trump Wants A Line-Item Veto!
President Trump on Friday asked Congress to provide him with a line-item veto on spending bills, as he signed a $1.3 trillion omnibus spending package that includes provisions he doesn't like.





7 mos after Sandusky arrested for molesting 30 boys the NCAA fined Penn State 60 million & imposed massive penalties. It’s been 19 months since Nassar’s arrest for molesting 100’s of girls. NCAA has taken 0 action against Michigan State.  That’s misogyny and it’s wrong.- John Manly

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Business/Tech News

Trump Supporters Excited to Pay More for Chinese Goods at Walmart - Andy Borowitz






EU Nations to Take More Action Against Russia Over Spy
Several European Union countries say they may follow Britain in expelling Russian diplomats over the poisoning of a former spy, as EU chief Donald Tusk predicted member states would take more measures against Moscow starting next week.





She died as she lived: entering her 357th password guess into an online form. - Kashana




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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

The Pillars of Creation. Photo: Hubble 1995. What an incredible universe that we live in. I hope you enjoy some of it this weekend.

Peace.



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