Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Trump releases his official White House portrait

Scaramucci: 'Kelly must resign'
Former White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci is calling for President Trump's chief of staff John Kelly to resign in the wake of controversy involving a former aide.
Scaramucci, who was fired by Kelly just 10 days into his tenure at the White House last summer, pointed to reports that the White House knew of alleged abuse involving former staff secretary Rob Porter long before officials have since claimed to have known.

Huckabee Sanders Repeatedly Insists That President’s Footprints Created The Great Lakes - The Onion

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Yes, I’m watching the Winter Olympics while grinding my teeth watching our Government,  hurtling down a slippery slope until it crashes. - Bette Midler

All INTEL Agencies Agree: The Russians ARE Hacking U.S. And It Will Get Worse
U.S. intelligence agencies expect Russia to ramp up its efforts to meddle in the U.S. political system through hacking and social media manipulation, according to a worldwide threat assessment released Tuesday morning.

Mike Pence, whose high principles prevented him from recognizing the athletes of certain countries, had no problem tolerating co-workers who beat their wives. - Andy Borowitz

Mike Pence is as homophobic as Jesus was not homophobic.
And that's a lot. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Trump's White House. A taxpayer-funded shelter for abusive men. - LOLGOP

Trump Readies Program To Distribute Dented Canned Food That Has Expired To The Poors
The Trump administration is proposing a major shake-up in one of the country's most important "safety net" programs, the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, formerly known as food stamps. Under the proposal, most SNAP recipients would lose much of their ability to choose the food they buy with their SNAP benefits.

REPUBLICANS: Jesus said-

JESUS: This is a cease and desist order for slander. You know nothing of my work. Use my name again and I'll sue. - beth not an alien tweet


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Trump Accuses Obama's Portrait of Spying on Him - Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

Last week Dow tumbled 1k points twice; 2 WH officials resign for wife beating & Kelly caught lying abt it; Brand quits DOJ so DT's 1 more firing away from killing Mueller probe; DT broke promise to release Dem memo.

And @HillaryClinton will have to answer for it all, believe me. - John Fugelsang


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Business/Tech News

If Trump keeps runnin' the economy, soon the only loan America can get will be from Russian mobsters. - Tea Pain

Trump In No Elon Musk
The Trump administration's budget request for fiscal year 2019 calls for work on a major NASA space observatory and five Earth-science missions to be canceled. NASA's Office of Education would also be terminated.

Apparently Kellyanne Conway's master plan for solving the opioid crisis involves gradually ingesting them all herself. - John Fugelsang



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

New Zealand Kea in Flight.


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