Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Trump had one job to do-- not look at the sun.

President Donald Trump’s administration on Monday took a moment in the afternoon to observe the first total solar eclipse to pass over the United States from one coast to the other since 1918.

Scientist:  The eclipse will be just like this...
People: Wow, you were right.
Scientist: Now about climate change
People: Shut up egghead - JohngCole tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump wants to fix Afghanistan but hasn't bothered to even nominate anyone for 96 of 141 posts at the State Dept & wants to gut its funding. - Brian Klaas

Republicans Praise Trump For Extending the 16 Year Afghan War
After reversing course on his “original instinct” to remove U.S. troops from Afghanistan and declaring on Tuesday an unannounced approach to military operations in the country, GOP lawmakers praised President Donald Trump for his new strategy.

Trump's generals wouldn't let him start his own war, so Trump will have to make do with a hand-me-down.- Tea Pain

Republican Shenanigans

Mike Pence & Kellyanne Conway are very, very different. Pence gravely stares at you while lying at you as if you're an idiot. Conway smiles. - LOLGOP

So How's Bannon's Return To Breitbart Going?
Lukas Podolski is considering legal action against Breitbart after it printed a photo of the German soccer player in an article about illegal immigration, according to reports.
On Friday, an image of the former Germany and Arsenal striker Podolski on a jet-ski appeared under the headline: “Spanish Police Crack Gang Moving Migrants on Jet-Skis.”

Pence Disappointed That Eclipse Was Not Beginning of Rapture. - Andy Borowitz

That's A Good Doggy! Pence Wants More Confederate Monuments
Amid a national debate on the future of Confederate statues across the US, Vice President Mike Pence said Tuesday he believed the fate of the monuments should be decided at the local level, adding that he viewed such works as an important part of American history.
"I'm someone who believes in more monuments, not less monuments," Pence told Fox and Friends.


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Rock The Voter News

Trump can't continue to support white supremacy and then ask us to "love one another."  This is nothin' but the normalization of hate. - Tea Pain

More Scary Nepotism
President Trump’s son-in-law and senior advisor, Jared Kushner, has traveled to the Middle East this week as the White House continues Israeli-Palestinian peace negotiations.


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Just think, 100 years from now, our grandchildren will be taking down Senator Kid Rock statues. - Conan O'Brien

Business/Tech News

Mexico Send's Its Love For Trump's Wall

Saying Democrats supported Confederacy is so intellectually lazy. In 1860, the GOP fought the Confederacy. In 2017, they ARE the Confederacy- Mrs. Betty Bowers

Trump Slaps China And Russia
The Trump administration on Tuesday announced new sanctions on Chinese and Russian individuals and businesses accused of helping North Korea boost its nuclear and ballistic missile programs.

Report: Sky Normal Today. - The Onion



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

The India Pakistan border. This is where Osama bin Laden hid after 9-11.


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