Monday, July 3, 2017

Happy 4th of July

A Reddit user who wrote about stabbing Muslims is claiming credit for Trump's CNN video
The user whose screen name is a vulgar corruption of “Han Solo” spent about a year on Reddit before attaining stardom, courtesy of a share from President Trump.
Some posts were unpopular. “That cat would be in a blender if it did that to me,” for instance. Or recollections of visits to Paris armed with “punch blades,” in case a Muslim needed to be stabbed in the neck.

Jesus, you know there is some idiot out there that is going to attack a CNN employee because of Trump's tweet. Do you think he did that to distract us? He's acting like a cornered animal. I imagine Robert Mueller is taking note.

"Trump is the first white man who moved in a house after a black man and made the property value go down". - D.L. Hughley

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Oh No. Russia Is Impatiently Whining. 
Russia said Monday that its “patience is running out” with the United States to return its diplomatic property seized as part of sanctions imposed over alleged interference in the 2016 presidential election campaign. A few weeks before his term ended, President Barack Obama closed two Russian compounds in New York and Maryland and expelled 35 diplomats.

Our country was founded by people who were mad at King George because he refused to show us his taxation statements.- Conan O'Brien

Republican Shenanigans

Let's be clear: Trump's "fake news" obsession is about HONEST news coverage that is unfavorable to him. Pandering to his shrinking base. - Stephen King

Trump accused Mika Brzezinski of getting plastic surgery, which is odd, because that’s the only thing covered by his healthcare plan. - Jimmy Fallon

Astronaut Has Facial Conniptions Listening To Trump 
Buzz Aldrin floored as Trump humiliates himself attempting to talk about science and space

President Trump hosted the first fundraiser for his 2020 re-election campaign. The event was black tie, but white guests. - Seth Myers

Voter Data Grab Nixed By Two Of The Original Colonies
Maryland and Connecticut joined the growing list of states refusing to comply with President Donald Trump’s election integrity commission that many have accused of promoting voter fraud — and did so in harsh terms.

I’m going to say something I didn’t think was possible anymore: I am shocked by something Donald Trump said. I thought, by now, that my soul had calcified into a crouton. Not true, because today, the president of the United States tweeted, “How come low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year’s Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!”
First of all, someone bleeding badly at your door, and you say no? Sounds like your healthcare plan. I mean, turning them away from your hotel during the middle of winter is literally the story of Christmas. Only there wasn’t a wise man in sight. - Stephen Colbert


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Rock The Voter News

Of course, the first lady defended her husband via her spokesperson: “As the first lady has stated publicly in the past, when her husband gets attacked, he will punch back 10 times harder.” Yes, as the first lady says, “When they go low, we go 10 times lower.” - Stephen Colbert

Tony Soprano Wannabe Caught In The Act
In my 23 years as a photo journalist, I've been on enough stakeouts to know when I've been made, and Gov. Chris Christie looked right at me as I pointed the long-range lens at him from a small plane about a thousand feet above Island Beach State Park in Berkeley Township on Sunday.

[Ben Franklin's ghost appears] "Happy birthday, USA! How fare ye?"
Me: "We call our reps and beg them not to kill us"
BFG: "What the fuck?" - Jeff Tiedrich


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 The July 4th holiday, or as your dog calls it, PTSD Day. -  Seth Myers



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Wave Rock, Western Australia. Aw, surf's not up!


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