All Hat No Cattle: Ebola Overload

These 5 unhinged Ebola conspiracy theories expose the right’s anti-Obama delusions
Ebola, which originated in Africa and is spread by direct contact with bodily fluids, apparently taps into some deep-rooted xenophobic and racial anxieties among right-wingers terrified they might catch a poop-related disease from black people.

Watching an hour of Fox News can undo up to three days of Ebola Safety Training.- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Republicans should have to wear their giant "I'm Not a Scientist" foam hat when talking about Ebola.- LOLGOP

Soccer: The Ebola Cup?
Africa Cup of Nations' hosts Morocco say they have not made a definite decision on how to respond should organizers CAF refuse their Ebola-motivated request to postpone the continental showcase.

Mark Zuckerberg gave $25 million to fight Ebola. Obama hasn't given $25 million, so I guess he just doesn't care if we all die of Ebola.- Top Conservative Cat

John Boehner: "The CDC and NIH don't have a cure for Ebola, so we were right to cut their research budgets for the last 10 years."- Top Conservative Cat

The Republicans Are Coming. They Really Are.
Republicans’ chances for taking over the Senate in the midterm elections rose to their highest point yet in a new average of polls.

As of Tuesday morning, Vox.com’s average of forecasts gives the GOP a 69% chance of wresting control of the upper chamber from Democrats. The average is made up of six forecasts from the New York Times, fivethirtyeight.com and others like the Washington Post — which last week gave Republicans a whopping 95% chance of winning back the Senate.

Republican Shenanigans

Straight white men perplexed that anyone spends so much time worrying about the right to vote, consensual sex and not being shot by police.- LOLGOP

Uncompassionate Conservatives
DeKalb County in Georgia threatened to cut the sewer lines to Emory University because the hospital was caring for Ebola patients, a doctor revealed recently.

Ann Romney is an inspiring stay-at-5-homes mom.- John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News

WTF NEWS: Democrats Drop Advertising For Close Senate Race
The Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee has stopped running TV ads in Kentucky's U.S. Senate race, a troublesome sign for Alison Lundergan Grimes in her challenge of Republican leader Mitch McConnell.

Slut Shaming -when culture media & men demand women sexualize themselves & punish them if they actually enjoy it.- John Fugelsang

Marriage is at an all-time low. I blame Newt, Trump and Rush who are finally making it work and driving down the numbers.- LOLGOP

Business/Tech News

Let the free market solve Ebola.- LOLGOP

Meanwhile, Back In Fergusonland
More than 50 people were arrested in a series of peaceful rolling protests in the St. Louis area on Monday, staged to draw attention to police violence more than two months after a white officer killed an unarmed black teenager in a local suburb.

Republicans want to make it harder to vote, marry and get health care. But they're all for making it really easy to be scared of the Ebola.- LOLGOP